Disclaimer:I do not own any characters associated from this story.

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Warning: Strong language.

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For the first time, I disagreed with my grandfather. When I was six years-old, he would always let me sit on his lap and tell me stories and lectures. One of the most important lectures were never to sabotage peoples lives and never take revenge because it will lead you to more trouble. He said 'Revenge is not a good thing and the feeling is horrible'

Oh, grandfather is so wrong. Revenge is sweet! I love the feeling of it and when I sabotage Sasuke's life. Grandfather, wherever you are, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry gramp-gramp!

Chaos

Chapter 6

Sabotage

I kissed back...and that was the biggest mistake I've ever made.

Luckily, Sasuke's arms were strong, I was able to push him off. I wiped of my lips then glared at him. "What is your problem!?" I spat, "Trying to make you shut up!" Sasuke hissed, "We better go to homeroom or else people might wonder..." he continued, opening the door in front of him. I walked out after then closed the door behind me.

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"So you want it really short huh?" The salon lady asked whilst popping her pink bubblegum.

"Yeah...Up to there and add neon purple highlights too." I pointed to where I want Sakura's hair to be shortened, which was a few centimeters above her shoulders.

The lady gave me a puzzled look. "Purple, won't that clash with your pink hair?"

Exactly woman! I nodded, receiving a weird look from the lady.

"Whatever..." she whispered, washing Sakura's hair.

Now, Sakura and I are even.

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After the 'hair-trashing', which took fucking forever, I used one of Sakura's credit cards to pay for the bill. "You know, I'm single. Call me." I purred to the lady.

She gave me an odd look, "I'm sorry kid, I'm not a lesbian."

I got rejected. For the first time. I don't blame her, I flirted with her in Sakura's body. God, I'm so evil.

I walked out of the hair dresser's, receiving a "Nice hair" compliment? from the people. I noticed a piercing shop, "Perfect..."

I rushed inside the shop, "Uhh...hey. Can I get my belly-button pierced?"

The man glanced at me, "Are you sixteen or older, kid?"

What is up with people calling me/Sakura kid!? "Yeah..." The guy pointed at an empty seat, "Wait there, someone will get you after."

Hair-trashing, Check.

Piercing, Check.

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"What shall I do, what shall I do, what shall I freaking do!?" I screamed to myself, ignoring the disturbing posters.

This is a dream. I know taking revenge on Sasuke is sweet, but I don't wanna be inside his body! This has to be the worst thing that's ever happened to me, next to the little cake-incident on my Sweet Sixteen party.

"I'm home!" Sasuke sang from downstairs.

What got him hyper all of the sudden? I ran downstairs, nearly falling off after hat I've seen. "SASUKE!!!!!!" I screamed, making the big crystal chandelier shake a little.

"Yeah babe?" he said, running his hands through my hair. "...like what I did? I'm so gorgeous!"

The really bad and cheeky side of Sasuke was finally showing. "M-m-m-my hair!" I cried.

He turned my hair shitty! I was short and had neon purple highlights. "Oh yeah, I have another surprise for you." he lifted his top up a little, making me angry. "WHAT IS THAT!?"

He got my belly button pierced too! "Like it? I think I might wear a really belly top tonight, in your slumber party."

Shit. I forgot about the slumber party! I smiled at myself then slowly collapsed on my knees. "Why are y-you doing t-this to me Sasuk-ke?" I cried, forcing tears to come out. "Why i-is this happening t-to me!?"

Sasuke approached me, with a worried look. He's really falling for it! Ha! "I don't know Sakura... I'll find a way. Don't cry, I hate it when you cry."

He's showing his good side again.

"Not want m-me to c-cry? Why don't you start with getting rid of the highlight and the p-piercing?"

Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes.

"Sure, just calm down..." he patted my back.

I can't believe that work! "Th-thanks Sasuke-kun." He smirked at me then whispered something to my ear.

"Not gonna happen!"

I couldn't help but slap him. "You...Bastard!" I screamed, stomping off.

Though I did kinda regret doing it, not because of Sasuke, but because my face. T-T

I slammed his bedroom door as hard as I could then glared at the posters. I ripped them off one by one then started off-tuning his guitar. I grabbed his LG Prada phone from his desk then started e-mailing almost everyone in school.

'Hello, this is Sasuke Uchiha.

If you happen to receive this email, that means you are invited to my (wild) party tomorrow afternoon!

It will be in the Haruno mansion (worship Sakura Haruno! The most beautiful maiden in all of the kingdom! LOL, she's also responsible for this party.) at nine PM, sharp.

P.S. I'm Gay. remember that.'

I chuckled to myself as I touched the 'send' button.

"Sakura," Sasuke walked in, with wet hair.

I noticed the neon purple highlights were gone, and the belly button piercing removed. "...help me." The Uchiha was breathing heavily, closing the door behind him.

"What?" I asked, kicking the ripped posters under the bed.

He got rid of the highlights and piercing, sugar. I'm kinda regretting the P.S. I'm Gay from the email now.

"You friend, Ino wouldn't stop calling your stupid phone! She sent you a text message about her, bringing fruit facials or something for the slumber party. I don't wanna go!" He grunted, sitting on the bed. He glanced at the empty walls and the sticky tape marks, "What did you do to my room!" he hissed, glaring at me.

"Revenge parter." I giggled, making the Uchiha frown even more.

He ran his hands through my pink hair, "You know, your hair is freaky. It was hard to remove the highlights."

His Prada phone went off, receiving a large number of messages.

Text Message From: Naruto at 17:21:05

I'M IN!!!

LOL! YOU ARE GAY, YOU FINALLY CONFESS! HE HE!

DOES MRS. HARUNO EVEN KNOW?

"What the fuck is that dobe on about?" Sasuke mumbled.

Text Message From: Ayami at 17:21:06

I knew it my Sasuke-kun still luvs me :D ! I know your were joking Sasuke-kun, especially the Sakura part! I'll be there! xoxoxo

I frowned at Ayami's text message. Stupid bitch! I could've ticked her off the contacts, but the evil plan wouldn't be perfect. "Sakura part, huh!? What the hell's wrong with people?"

"Keep reading, we still got one hundred and thirty four to read." I grinned then read the next message.

Text Message From: Neji at 17:21:11

Are you out of your mind Uchiha!? You already confessed you were gay just this morning!

Sasuke stopped reading then frowned at me. "What? Keep reading!" I exclaimed.

I'm in. Just make sure you don't pull any "I'm Gay!" jokes or you're off the football team.

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After reading one hundred and thirty three more messages, I fell on the bed, giggling. "Off you go, Sasuke, I mean, Sakura. You have a slumber party to go to."

The doorbell from the front door was heard, followed by Ino's annoying squealing.

"Shut up Haruno," Sasuke growled, "At least tell me what you girls do with your stupid girly slumber parties."

"They are not stupid, Sasuke-kun. Apologize." I asserted, crossing my arms.

"What, I'm not apologizing. They are stupid. All you do is giggle...and stuff."

I frowned at him, "Do you want my help or not?" He slowly nodded.

"Then apologize."

"Uchiha's never apologize, well, except for my mother."

"Sasuke." I grunted, sitting up with my arms still crossed.

"Fine. If you help me I promise I will never harm your body." He crossed his fingers, gah.

"Okay, fine. First, you start start greeting them. Squealing and stuff... Wait here!" I exclaimed, dashing off.

I went inside Sora's room, looking through his old toy box which he still kept all these years. "Aha!" I grabbed two small walkie-talkies headsets from the toy box then ran back inside Sasuke's room. I threw one of the headsets to Sasuke, hitting him in the head. "Shit, that hurt Haruno."

"Quit moaning! Now, put the walkie-talkie in your ear and tell me if it works."

"Where did you get this anyway?" Sasuke asked, examining the little headset.

"Sora's room. Just do it!" I barked impatiently.

"Okay..." he placed the headset in his ear. "It's placed." he replied.

I screamed at the little microphone, making Sasuke throw the headset on the bed. "It works!" I laughed at Sasuke's reaction.

"Shut up Haruno." He gritted his teeth, "Do you want me to stop you again?" He smirked.

"...no." I whispered whilst blushing, "Anyway, the security hid CCTV cameras around the house. I'll go inside the Control Room to check if you're doing it right. Luckily, the security guard is off sick." Sasuke nodded, "Now go! You don't want your friends AKA your ex-girlfriends waiti--"

I was stopped by a pair of lips crashing into my mouth. Once again, Sasuke Uchiha has kissed me. He broke the kiss which lasted two minutes, a big smirk across his face. "I told you, if you don't shut up I'll do it again." He walked towards the door then straight down the stairs.

I shrugged it off then walked towards the Control Room.

This time, it was much softer. He kissed me as if I would break like a fragile glass if he does it harder.

. . .

"Hey girlfriend!" Ino squealed, giving Sasuke a big hug.

"H-hey?" Sasuke struggled to let go of Ino's grasp, "Haruno's body is so weak..." he mumbled. "I heard that Uchiha!" I grunted from the microphone, "Now greet all of the other girls.

More girls came in, greeting 'Sakura'. "Hey Sakura! I brought the fruit facials," A girl named Yuki said, showing Sasuke her bag full of facials.

"Awwwww! I wish I was there! But no, this just has to happen!" I exclaimed, watching Sasuke and Yuki carefully.

"Same partner," Sasuke whispered.

"Now go, your facial is waiting." I giggled.

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"I'll be right back ladies." Sasuke said, exiting the front door. "Sakura! This is hell! It's been fucking five hours! When Are these girls ever going to sleep?" Sasuke ranted, pulling my short pink hair in annoyance.

"Don't pull my hair Sasuke or else I'll freaking beat the crap out of you! Girls never usually sleep in Slumber parties you know."

"What!? Just save me! Their..." he picked through the window, "...playing spin the bottle."

"I know, I can see thorugh the cameras. Just wait okay."

"Wait! I can't freaking wait!" I, Sakura Haruno has officially cracked Sasuke Uchiha. Though he did quite sound weird when it's my voice, not his.

"--or you can Judo chop them! I don't know!"

"Thanks for the help Haruno." Sasuke grunted, "Is this your way of taking revenge? Because it's working."

"Kinda..."

No it wasn't.

"Now buh-bye Sakura. This Romeo needs some sleep." I said, turning my headset off.

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Worst night of my life. I hate Haruno.

First, Ino was painting my nails, pink. Next some girl named Yuki smothered pink strawberry fruit facial all over my face. Then we played spin the bottle (how...weird.) and I found out a number of girl has a crush on Naruto, weird right?

Sakura tapped her foot impatiently, thinking of a plan to get us switched back to our normal bodies. Eugh, it's even weirder when I say it.

"Let's see...it happened before...umm...gah, I can't remember!"

She heard her phone's message tone then opened her SideKick. Her jaw dropped, "Oh my gosh!" She quickly typed something then flipped the screen to normal.

"What?" I questioned, trying to remove the hot pink nail polish from my fingers.

Sakura frowned, "Don't do that or else you'll break my nails!"

Her frowned all of the sudden turned into a grin, "Sai just asked my to be his girlfriend!" she squealed which made me cough.

"What? Are you insane!? Did you tell him about us?" Sakura's eyebrows arched, "I mean, what happened? You said no right?"

Sakura looked down, blushing. "Well...I kinda said...yeah..."

I stood up, shaking my body. "You idiot! That means I have to date Sai! I'm in your body remember."

Again, Sakura is fucking weak.

I struggled to shake my own body.

"Sorry!" Sakura replied, crossing her arms. She glanced at the wall clock (which says eight fifty-nine) with a wicked smile on her face.

Wonder what's she's smiling about.

The doorbell was heard from downstairs as the maids opened the door. I heard teenagers screaming inside the house. Sakura and I ran downstairs only to see most of the people from school, practically trashing the house with their wild music.

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This was worser than I thought! It was all going to plan.

I heard my mother's favorite sakura-patterned vase being smashed on the floor and seniors jumping on the pool. "Sakura, what the hell is going on!? Your mother's going to kill us." Sasuke questioned, pushing the people away.

"Have fun Sasuke. Drink beer, snog, hide in the closet with someone, whatever." I replied, walking towards Ino and some random guy dancing.

"Shit, Shit, Shit. I'm still in Haruno's freaking body. I'm gonna get the blame on this." I heard Sasuke said as he walked towards the kitchen.

"Hey Sasuke!" Ayami purred, pulling me in a hug,

Eww. I would do anything just to get rid of this freaky bitch.

She tried pulling Sasuke's black hooded jacket off, "Let's get inside the closet," her breath smelt like beer...eww.

"Uhhhh, no. Go away." I bluntly replied, brushing the girl off.

Shannaro!

Who knew being Sasuke is...fun. :)

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Twelve AM in the Haruno house.

The teenagers are still enjoying the night. Screaming, Dancing, Singing and Skinny Dipping. I'm surprised the police hasn't knocked on the door yet, the music is freaking loud!

The house was more trashier than two hours ago. The windows were smashed, most of my mothers vases were into pieces, the sofa had holed on and floor was...eugh, i can't even describe it.

The door all of the sudden burst open and there stood mother and Sora, dropping the shopping bags and boxes from Korea (where they've been for a couple of days)

Sora's jaw dropped, letting go of the luggages in his hand.

"We can explain." Both Sasuke and I, trying to act innocent.

"S-S-S-SAKURA!!!!!!!"

Then the music stopped.

According to plan.

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