I know that right now you all must be thinking "oh my god he finally updated!" I don't blame you, I've been lazy, but I've also been working on this chapter in my head. This chapter is all about Beavis and Butthead's craziness. It also shows some other characters from the show, though all you've seen are the boys. Don't forget, there's only one chapter after this.

Know your stars Foster's Style

Chapter 22

More Random Insanity

All the cast (plus Beavis, Butthead, and Mr. X) were standing at the end of the stage, looking very disgruntled.

"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Bloo yelled very loudly.

"I'm seriously losing it!" yelled Wilt, surprisingly void of his normally happy attitude.

"I know, if that guy tells one more lie…" began Franky, who was seriously losing it.

"POW, to the moon!" finished Madame Foster.

"Yeah, yeah, kick his ass! Heh, heh." Shouted Beavis.

Then, everyone's "favorite" voice came back on.

"I LIKE CEREAL!!!" Cheese suddenly blurted out.

Everyone slowly backed away.

"Weirdo." Mr. X muttered underneath his breath.

"This coming from Mr. manly smell?" asked Bloo in his head.

"The show's gonna be down for a day, because SOMEBODY cut the power." The announcer said, annoyed.

Bloo gave a hidden smile, while housing bolt cutters behind his back.

"YES!" everyone cheered and the voice went away.

"So what are we gonna do for today?" asked Mac

"I vote we smoke cigarettes!" yelled Cheese.

Everyone got a shocked look on their face and said "No! He did not just say that!"

"Is that you Cheese?" asked Bloo.

"I LIKE FISHY CRACKERS!"

Everyone backed away even further, "Okay…"

Butthead was thinking of what everyone could do, if you look inside his head to see what he's thinking, you'll se a building, when Butthead got an idea, you'll see that building light up.

"Uh, wait a minute."

"Hey Beavis, let's like, take these dudes to school with us."

"Hey yeah, that's a pretty cool idea Butthead!"

They then approached the gang.

"Uh do all of you dudes want to go to school with us, or something. Uh huh huh, thing,"

"Why would we want to go to school with you guys?" asked Bloo.

"Uh, where the hell else are you gonna go, the damn hostipal." (hospital)

"Eh, sure why not?" Mr. Herriman interjected.

"We're not seriously following these guys to school, are we?" asked Franky.

"What else do we have to do?" Bloo put in.

"Coco coco co co co co coco." Coco clucked. (Whoa, try saying that 5 times fast)

And so, the gang followed Beavis and Butthead to school. Out front, a figure was standing in front of the school, when everyone got closer, he appeared to be a round, fat, bald man, possibly the school principle, he was constantly shuddering.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhh, Beavis and Butthead, where the hell have you been? And who the hell are these people."

"Uh, we've like, been on a TV show." Butthead replied.

"You 2 little bastards, on a TV show, ha, I'd like to see that!"

"Damn it, what's up your ass McDicker!" Beavis shouted.

"You little bastard, my name's McVicker! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Everyone laughed.

"Uhhhh, shut up or I'll kill all of you!"

"Mr. McVicker, there is no need to be like this." Mr. Herriman said softly.

"What, shut up, I'll kill you."

"You sir, have no right to talk like that."

"Oh, yeah, nobody cares what you think!"

"Well I think that you are out of line!"

"Outta line my ass, I'm gonna kill 'em, but first I'm gonna kill you!

Mr. McVicker threw a punch at Mr. Herriman, but it barely hurt and Herriman threw a barrage of bunches at McVicker, who then fell to the floor and everyone ganged up on him. All the while, Beavis and Butthead where cheering on everyone to beat up McVicker.

We then move to Beavis and Butthead's first class of the day, they are sitting in the very back, with the gang a few seats ahead of them. A man then walks in, who is the teacher. He has long blonde hair, a developing beard, a purple shirt and normal blue jeans and a pair of glasses. "Good Morning everyone, for our guests, I'm David Van Driesen, and I welcome you to this class. If you have any questions I'll gladly answer them for you, m'kay?"

"Glad to meet you sir." Mr. Herriman stood up from his seat and tipped his hat.

"It's good to meet you too, sir, now then let's get started with out lesson people." Van Driesen then took out a guitar and started playing a song, but then Madame Foster took it away for some random reason.

"Um, may I please have my guitar back ma'am?'

"No, you may not; you need to be teaching these kids how to rock, not how to act like you're at Woodstock. (Wow, another rhyme.)

"But ma'am these kinds of songs help young people express themselves, y'know, free the warrior within them."

"Inner warrior nothing! These kids need to be taught a lesson, like staying off that stuff you hippies took a Woodstock, or "saving it" for marriage!"

"Don't you dare say that, you facist pig!" Van Driesen was suddenly void of his normally calm attitude.

"Oh yeah, and just what are you gonna do about it, you long haired panty-waist?"

"I'll show you, you old bird!" Within minutes, Van Driesen and Madame Foster were engaged in a slap fight with the class and friends cheering them on.

After the bell (and Van Driesen's victory) the gang headed to the next class. What they found was a figure whose appearance (and name for that matter) made him feel less gentle than Van Driesen. He had a PE. Tanktop (grey colored) with shorts of the same color, he also had a flattop hair style and bulging biceps.

"Alright, losers! I am Bradley Buzzcutt, and I don't care if you are a visitor! If you get out of line, I will KILL you!" the man shouted at the top of his lungs, which made the friends cringe with fear.

"Now get your asses in the gym!"

In the Highland High gym, everyone was in gym clothes. Eduardo was still cringed in fear at coach Buzzcut.

"You!!!" Coach Buzzcut roared and pointed at Eduardo. "Approach me!'

Eduardo slowly approached the man. "What is your name?!"

"Eduardo."

"Well Eduardo, since you and the tall guy are about the only 2 in this class with a physique that doesn't make my colon clench, you 2 will be the captains for dodgeball!"

Ed gasped. "But senor Buzzcut, if we play dodgeball we all get hurt and have red marks on our skin!"

"Are you trying to act chicken on me boy?"

"Um….no?"

"Then throw a ball at somebody," Buzzcut threw Ed a dodgeball and pointed at Cheese. "And show me that you can be someone!"

Deep down, Eduardo wanted to hurt Cheese (as did everyone else at Fosters), but he just couldn't do it. As a result, Buzzcut ripped the ball out of his hands and threw it at Eduardo, who cried like a baby.

"What is your major malfunction?! You are a pathetic sack of atrophy! Not to mention a wimp!"

"I no wimp," he pointed to his forearms. "This is muscle, I a man!"

"You want to see a man boy? I'll show you a man!" He then widened the stance he was in. "Kick me in the Jimmy!"

"I no do that!"

"I SAID DO IT!!!" Buzzcut's eyes nearly burst out of his head.

Eduardo paused for a moment, then looked at Coach Buzzcut. He then scooted back a little, and then released a kick to Buzzcut's groin, who paused in agony for a few minutes.

"YYYYYYYYYYYYYYES!" Buzzcut yelled in a mixture of agony and relief. "DO IT AGAIN! DO IT HARD!"

Ed paused for a few minutes and looked a Buzzcut before he kicked his "Jimmy" again.

"YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYES!"

"Whoa, that was cool!" Butt-head commented from the sidelines.

"I'm not going to let you treat Eduardo this way any more!" yelled Franky.

"Aw, come on, I wanted to see the Spanish dude kick Buzzcut in the nads again!" Beavis complained.

"Shut up or I will KILL YOU!" Buzzcut roared.

"I have had enough of you!" Franky screamed and grabbed Beavis and Butthead.

"What the hell are you doing?" Buzzcut then separated the 3. "This is my class! I do the ass-kicking around here!"

"Wait your turn, jar-head." She then slapped Buzzcut in the face, who in turn turned blood red and got VERY angry.

"You just made a fatal mistake Ms. Girly-ass. I hope you know something about hand-to-hand combat!"

"Oh, you're going down soldier boy." Franky then threw a punch at Buzzcut, who was barely even phased, and then he yelled out and started to kick Franky's ass while the others cheered him on.

At the end of the day, everyone gathered in the gym. Apparently, a new reporter had filmed Beavis and Butthead's activities at the show and was going to air them. The gang got a seat up front, when suddenly Tom Anderson (see the Goofball chapter) walked up to them.

"Hey you boys like kinda familiar," he said to the Duo. "Ain't you them boys who ran off with my mini-dozer?"

The boys giggled for a few minutes and Butthead replied "Uh, no."

"Well you might wanna watch out for 2 boys, that call themselves, Butt-cave and Beanie. Man, those 2 are nothin' but trouble. Well, thanks for your help anyway." Anderson then walked off. Anderson then muttered under his breath "Boy, what I wouldn't give for 5 minutes alone with them little bastards who took my dozer."

While everyone knew that Beavis and Butthead where the people Anderson was talking about, they couldn't help but giggle at the names Anderson said.

After Anderson left, 2 students and fellow classmates to Beavis and Butthead walked up to them. One was a small boy with blonde hair and a WINGER T-shirt. The other was a girl with somewhat long brown hair and a black jacket and red shirt.

"Well, well, if it isn't the dumb-namic duo." The girl remarked.

"Shut up, Diarrhea!" Beavis yelled. "We're like, TV stars now!"

"Wow, being on a TV show must have been cool, huh guys?" asked the boy.

"Shut up, Stewart!" yelled Beavis and Butthead.

Wilt got up from his seat and greeted the 2, though they where stunned for a few minutes by his height. "Hi, I'm Wilt."

"Nice to meet you Wilt, I'm Stewart Stevenson!" the small boy replied as he shook Wilt's only arm.

"You seem like a nice guy, I'm Daria." She also shook his hand.

Stewart identified himself as the duo's best friend, but they treated him badly. Daria was very sarcastic to the duo and not very nice. At least they found out why they called her Diarrhea. Stewart then went to sit with his parents, and Daria sat a few seats back. Wilt then commented that they where nice, but how Stewart was kind of clueless. Meanwhile, a porno magazine fell out of Mr. Stevenson's Briefcase and he chuckled nervously. His wife beat him while the gang chuckled. Then McVicker gave a small speech and the film was on…..

The minute Beavis turned Cornholio (and every other time Beavis and Butthead were on screen for that matter) was only described as horrible. The audience couldn't believe what they were seeing. At one point Anderson realized that they where indeed the ones who stole his dozer. They also couldn't believe Beavis had snapped someone's neck and kicked a guy's crotch on TV, or that Butthead had slapped an 8-year old. As soon as the film ended, heads rolled.

"UHHHHHH! I can't believe you little bastards! I-I'm really going to kill you this time!" McVicker then charged at the boys and strangled Beavis.

"Ah! Let go of me, McDicker!" Beavis then used a crotch shot to knock the crazed principle down. Then a car suddenly crashed through the wall and a buff teen walked out of it. He had somewhat long, blonde hair, a developing beard, big muscles and a blue shirt with the sleeves ripped off as well as a nametag that read Todd, his name was Todd Ianuzzi.

"Get out of my way buttwipe." Todd pushed down Wilt. Wilt, having had his kind nature put to the test, finally snapped. He curled up his hand and punches Todd so hard he sent him flying into Mr. X, who in term accidentally attacked ATF agent Fleming and Bork, who in response started to shoot and attracted the bodyguards of former U.S. president Bill Clinton, who caused Mr. Stevenson to attempt to dial 911, but Butthead took it in the confusion and dialed the number of a man named Hairy Sachz, who heard a toilet flush and rushed over to the gym and saw Mr. Stevenson with a phone in his hand and went berserk. "FUNNY MAN!!!" Then took a knife and dragged him to the bathroom with Mr. Stevenson begging for mercy. Eduardo charged at Coach Buzzcut who accidentally caused Billy Bob and Earl to fight and their fight hit Vinnie and Franky.

Eventually the 2 casts of characters where engaged in battle. A very cool drawn out battle, with Coach Buzzcut duking it out with Mr. Manners and the Fosters Bus running over the burger world manager. Eventually, everyone but Beavis and Cheese lay defeated (but no one was dead), and the 2 ones who were left standing left.

Beavis, Butthead (who had recovered) and Cheese went to the hospital to see everyone.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh, I can't believe you little b-bastards did this to us!" McVicker yelled.

"Uh, sorry about that dudes." Remarked Butthead.

"Yeah, me too." Beavis followed up.

Everyone was shocked.

"What, did you 2 just say you were sorry?" McVicker asked.

"Uh, I think so."

"Y-you did, you just said you were sorry, to all of us. You 2 have never apologized to anyone! (except Beavis) Maybe this is a new day for you, maybe for all of us."

Everyone felt warm inside after hearing this.

"Uh, do all of you, like, want to come with us to the last episode of our TV show?" asked Butthead."

Everyone got up and McVicker said "Yes, yes we would."

The 2 casts then left the hospital, ready to start a show.

To be continued

It's FINALLY DONE! Oh, and here's some info on the minor BandB characters:

David Van Driesen, Daria (can't remember her last name), Stewart Stevenson, Bradley Buzzcut, Tom Anderson, Mr. McVicker, and Todd Inazzui were all constantly re-occurring characters that appeared in almost every episode, Van Driesen was the boys teacher for an unknown number of subjects and was a hippie and surprisingly only rarely got angry at the boys. During the last episode in which the duo are supposedly deceased, he is the only teacher who cries for them. Daria was just there to insult and somewhat help the boys and was so popular; she got her on self-named show (which was even shorter than Beavis and Butthead), Stewart was the naïve little fool who constantly thought he was the two's friends, and was constantly in trouble because of them. Like Van Driesen, he is one of the only characters who actually likes the duo and cried for them during the last episode. Buzzcut was the teacher of math, gym, as well as sex and drivers ed during the show. As seen in the chapter, he is very marine-like in his antics and supposedly hates the duo more than any other character in the series and is constantly trying to get them, though he is very protective of his students. Tom Anderson is an early model for the main character from "King of the Hill" (Mike Judge, the guy who created Beavis and Butthead, also created it), he like butane and formerly served in the army (which part of it is unknown), he, like Stewart is constantly getting damaged by the duo's antics (there's a list on en. on his page of the things they've done to him), he was even arrested once because of them! Todd was slightly less re-occurring and only bullied them despite their great respect for him.

ATF (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms) agents Fleming and Bork were only featured in the Beavis and Butthead Movie Do America (yes, they had a movie) Fleming was constantly trying to capture them after they (unknowingly) acquired a biological weapon. He had a habit of using full-cavity searches on people and in times of stress yelled "Jesus Jumped up Christ!" Bork was somewhat comic relieve in the fact that he kept ending his sentences the wrong way. Bill Clinton appeared in cartoon form (though he didn't voice himself) in the episode "Citizen Butthead" where he met the boys and befriended them, he also appeared briefly near the end of the movie to congratulate them. The Stevensons were also re-occurring characters, though seen less than their son. Mrs. Stevenson played no major part, though Mr. Stevenson constantly blamed whatever bad happened on his son and sometimes got in trouble for having a stash of porno magazines. Hairy Sachz was seen in (supposedly) 3 episodes, Prank Call, Nothing happened, and (supposedly) Butt Flambé. In Prank call, he suffered through 2 straight weeks of Beavis and Butthead prank calling him for 2 months. He got so angry he bought caller I.D. and called them back for their address, and they gave him the Stevenson's. He then took his rage out on Mr. Stevenson. In his next appearance in Nothing Happened, he was shot by police. In his finally supposed appearance is Butt Flambé, he died of gun wounds. However, when he is called by name, his is called Boreman. Billy Bob is a cowboy who only wore a hat and briefs. Earl was a classmate of Beavis and Butthead, he never really played any big roles, but he was central in an episode in which he attempted to kill the duo. Vinnie and Franky were "hipster" versions of Beavis (Franky) and Butthead (Vinnie). Though Franky had a "Hahaha." for a laugh. Mr. Manners (also known as Mr. Candy) appeared in Manners suck and Candy Sale. Both times he attempted to teach them something, only to be accused of sexual harassment. In his first appearance, he fought with Van Driesen in a wussy slap fight, but got his but kicked when he tried to fight Buzzcut in his second appearance. Finally, the Burger World manager is their boss (yes they have a job)at a restaurant called Burger World.

I'll reveal nothing about the last chapter!