Random Evil Psycho: here is the last chapter so I hope you enjoy it. Now I don't own Yugioh or Jenny Craig. I don't mean offend any Jenny Craig lovers I'm sure it's a great organisation but Gozaburo would never go there. Anyway Enjoy!!!!!

Mokuba's and Yugi

Big day out

Chapter 3 –Gozaburo Vs Jenny Craig

"AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Yugi and Mokuba.

"Mokuba? Yugi?" said Tea and Kaiba.

"Oh…it's…you…two" said Yugi and Mokuba.

"Aren't you happy to see us?" said Tea and Kaiba.

"Not real… ouch!! Of course." said Yugi, being elbowed by Mokuba.

"Where's Marik?" said Tea and Kaiba

"We didn't do it…this time." said Yugi and Mokuba

Back at the house…

Grunting noses of agony came from the couch.

"Just a little further…almost...got…it…YES!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Marik jumped up and down, wearing only his underwear.

'Urrh." grunted Marik and flopped back down on the couch.

There was then the sound of a car parking outside followed by an almighty crash as Marik fell off the lounge and looked out the window with a chip bowl on his head.

"Oh no, they're back!" said Marik, "Need something to make it look like that I had no part in this…"

Suddenly Gozaburo flew though the window and landed onto the couch beside him.

"Yes." said Marik, "He'll do."

Gozaburo began to help him self to well...every thing!?!?!?!

Kaiba then walked in and immediately blamed everything on Gozaburo and a little bit on Yugi and Mokuba.

Then all of a sudden, JENNY CRAIG flew in!!!!!!

"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT HER AGAIN!!!" screamed Gozaburo. Then he noticed that she had knocked TV on her way in and had begun to take away all the nice food, aka the chips, lollies etc.

"How dare you try to take them away from me!!!" he shouted at her, spit flying everywhere. Marik knew that he would need a really long shower after all this was over.

"They're bad for you're health." Remarked Jenny Craig, and continued to take away the food. Gozaburo could see his little world slowly disappearing before his and he couldn't let it happen.

"RARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed and jumped at Jenny Craig, who immediately began suffocating on his fatness.

"How do you like it now Jenny Craig!!!!!!!!!!! The fat fights back!!!!!!!!! Feel the wrath of FAT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

There was no response; Jenny Craig was too far submerged in his fat rolls. She would have been lost forever if her assistants hadn't pulled her out and she wasn't hurting Gozaburo. Looking back at Gozaburo, Jenny Craig could swear she could see the fat rolls smiling. Or was it a frown, she couldn't tell. She decided that something must be wrong with medication, because fat rolls can't smile. Or can they?

Hours later…

Gozaburo was celebrating his victory over Jenny Craig, with a huge party. Everyone was there, apart from the granny down the road, she'd dumped him days ago and he was still getting over it. During the party, Gozaburo decided to show everyone his celebratory trick. The only one that wasn't happy about this was Kaiba. He didn't like being eaten; Gozaburo's insides looked like sausages.

"Hang on," he thought to himself, "Those things are sausages."

Unfortunately, Kaiba did return, but nobody could use the toilet for weeks. Kaiba did think this was strange, maybe it had something to do with the fact, that the toilet was blocked. He couldn't see how it was blocked, he didn't have fat rolls the size of Gozaburo's, in fact he didn't have fat rolls at all. Nobody could be bothered to get him out. After all, all he did was crash their parties just to ruin them with his presence.

Random Evil Psycho: sorry about that last bit it was a bit gross but any way please review, I'll be you friend or I'll get fat man to find you, you know I will. So please review