Chapter 3

"HEY! HEY! BELLA! GUESS WHAT?!" Emmet was getting excited before the game had even started. Of course, I had to be an idiot and ask what.

"What, Emmet?"

"I HAVE A NEW FAVORITE SONG! WANNA HEAR IT?!" Emmet was jumping up and down now.

"Actually, Emmet, I think we should just start playing the game." Alice chirped in.

"NO! Bella needs to hear my song! She just HAS to!" Emmet jumped up on the kitchen table and started dancing. What the-

"When I grow up
I wanna be famous
I wanna be a star,
I wanna be in movies

When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have BOOBIES!"

"DO YOU WANT BOOBIES BELLA?! CAUSE I HAVE 'EM AND YOU DON'T! HAH! HOW BOUT THEM APPLES GIRRRRL!" My mouth formed a perfect O. What. Just. Happened?

Edward slowly took his arm off my should and started walking toward Emmet with his fists clenched. Then Adreana bursted out laughing. Edward stopped. Huh? Why was she laughing?

"He... said... and boobies... and you... perfect O..." She was laughing in between each word and all of a sudden everyone was laughing along with her. Including me.

"Okay you guys. Let's start playing. Everyone knows how to play truth or dare, right?" Alice really wanted to start playing. We all nodded our heads.

"Alright. Everyone take a seat in the living room." Alice walked over and sat on Jasper's lap in the big single couch. Edward pulled me over to the four-person couch and sat me on his lap. Rose and Emmet took the love seat with Rose laying across Emmet. Adreana and Derek sat next to us with Derek's arm draped around Adreana's shoulder while Adeen and Kennedy mirrored them. Keelyn and Shaun sat next to each other on the floor next to our couch and Jacob and Renesmee sat on the floor across from our couch.

"So. I'll start with... Rosalie!" Alice said. "Truth or Dare?"

Rosalie looked skeptic and said, "Truth."

We all groaned because that is what everyone chose. Unoriginal much?

"Fine. I had a good dare for you though." Alice pouted. "Okay! I have a good one! Rosalie, would you rather-"

"MAKE OUT WITH ME OR PUDDING?!" Emmet yelled. Rosalie hit him in the head and looked at Alice pointedly.

"Okay. As I was saying... Would you rather have your head shaved or loose your fashion sense?" Alice was evil. She knew Rosalie well enough to know that this would kill-

"I'd rather shave my head." Everyone stared at her. "What? No matter what I do, I'll always look sexy." Alice rolled her eyes and Emmet smiled.

"Of course you would, sex goddess." Emmet commented. Rosalie smiled at her new nickname and started making out with Emmet.

"GOD! It's enough to HEAR you call her a sex goddess but you don't need to SHOW US!" We all cracked up at Jacob's response to their PDA.

"Shut up, pup!" Rosalie looked at him.

"Hey Rose?" Jacob was faking innocence now.

"What?!"

"Is it true that blonds-"

"Don't you dare make a stupid blond joke you idiot!"

"Okay! Stop you two! Rose. It's your turn to pick someone!" Jasper was flinching from the pain of the hatred in the room when Alice saved him by stopping their bickering.

"Fine. Adeen. Truth or dare?" We all looked at Adeen.

"Dare." That took me by surprise. This little red-head was going to make our night interesting.

"Okay. Um... Oh! I got one!" We all looked at Rose. Hopefully this wouldn't be anything stupid... "You have to go to this kid Mike Newton's house and convince him that Bella and Edward are divorced at Bella has finally fallen in love with him!" What? What kind of an idiot dare was that? What the hell?

"Okay. Where does the kid live?" Then, before I knew it, we were standing in front of Mike Newton's house behind a bush. Adeen decided to dress in a skimpy little outfit to make Mike oggle at her.

She walked up to the door and knocked on it a few times. Mike cam out and looked at Adeen. I heard his heart pace quickening and his breath hitched. Kennedy tensed beside me and the rest of us laughed silently.

"He is imagining having sex with Adeen" Edward whispered in my ear. That just made the rest of us laugh harder and cover our mouths to keep from making noise. Kennedy's eyes went black and Adreana was restraining him from killing Mike.

"Uh... Can I... Uh... Help you?" Mike was speechless. It was hilarious.

"Yes. I'm looking for a certain Mike Newton?" Mikes eyes raked Adeen's body, hungrily.

"That's me." He spoke directly to her breasts.

"Oh good." She purred into his ear. "I have important news for you. It involves Bella." Edward tensed.

"What Edward?" I whispered to my love.

"He's... thinking about you. Sexually." Edward's eyes were the ones to turn black now. I knew I had to distract him to keep him from killing Mike, so I turned around and kissed him like there was no tomorrow. It worked perfectly so I pulled away and turned back to watching Mike.

"What... What about Bella?" Mike asked.

"Well. Her and dear Edward had a fight about someone. They had to get a divorce." Adeen stepped back from purring in Mike's ear and looked at him. Curiosity was written all over his face.

"What does that have to do with me?" Mike was obviously thinking about trying to hook up with me now. I didn't need a mind-reader to figure that one out.

"Well... She confided in me her undying love for you." Whoa. Maybe she was taking things a little too far...

"Love?" Mike squeaked.

"Yes. But you must convince her you are worthy. She told me the only way to do that was if, next time you see her, you whisk her away and seduce her." Mike's eyes widened and a wicked grin appeared on his face. Oh great.

"Thank you for the information..." Mike ran back into his house.

I had been so caught up in what happened that I didn't notice Edward leave me and start walking up to Mike's bedroom window.

"EDWARD! DON'T YOU DARE!" Alice ran up and attempted to tackle Edward. Emmet and Jasper immediately caught up on what Edward was going to do so they helped Alice pull Edward back to the street.

"Eddie! Don't do that to poor Mikey-wikey!" Emmet was cuddling Edward to his chest and everyone was staring at him like WTF?!

"Emmet...?" Rose looked at Emmet confused. Then she looked at Edward... jealous? At this I bursted out laughing. Edward chuckled, reading Rosalie's mind and Jasper laughed, picking up her mood.

"Rose, are you jealous?" Asked Edward. He then, cuddled closer to Emmet while Emmet played along by stroking Edward's hair... Awkward much?!

"Yes, Edward. I'm so jealous of my brother getting ready to have sex with my husband." Rosalie snapped. With that, Edward and Emmet pulled away. Apparently, they didn't think it was awkward until Rosalie thought they were going to have sex.

"Okay everyone! Let's get back home so Adeen can choose someone!" Alice decided to break the awkwardness. Emmet whispered to Adeen and she smiled. Of course I was too busy staring at Edward to notice...

"I don't think we have to go home for this next one..." Adeen turned her head to me and smiled like a maniac. Oh no.

A/N- Hmmmm... What is Adeen planning for Bella now? And why does it involve them staying right where they are IN FRONT OF MIKE'S HOUSE?! O0o0o0o0o0o. That might have given out a little too much information though... Oh well! Reviews please!