Chapter 4

"Bella. Truth or Dare." Adeen eyed Jasper quickly and I suddenly felt the over-powering urge to choose dare. So. Jasper was in on Adeen and Emmet's wicked plan, too.

"DARE!" Damnit! I can't believe I just said that. Great.

"Bella?" Edward looked at me worried. I muttered a few things as a response to Edward's asking. I'm pretty sure all he caught was, "Emmet... damn plans... jasper... damn powers." Edward chuckled softly. That is, until he heard what Adeen and Emmet were thinking. Or at least that's what I thought he stopped laughing at.

"Bella. I dare you to..." And she plunged into all of the details of her evil plan. (A/N-You didn't seriously think I was going to tell you her dare? NO! You have to wait and read!)

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I could not believe Jasper! Why would he help them with this?! What would make him want to see me suffer like this?! Didn't he realize that Edward would end up attacking Mike! I swear, I live with a bunch of idiots!

"Alright you're all ready Bella!" Alice had quickly gone home and grabbed the skimpiest pajamas she could find.(A/N-Link on profile!) Thank God I had thrown out all of the other lacey pajamas from the honeymoon! This was going to be pure torture.

"Edward, maybe you should go home and... wait for us to come back. I don't think this will turn out good if you're here and you start reading Mike's mind..." Edward and I were sitting on Mike's window sill, figuring how to get me in for my dare.

"Edward! She's right you know!" Alice was on the ground looking at Eward worriedly.

"You probably are right. I don't want to kill Mike..." Edward looked down at the ground and all of a sudden Emmet was sitting next to me. I groaned.

"Eddie you need to go home. Not because I'm afraid you'll kill Mike because I actually wouldn't mind that happening. I just don't want you to get carried away when Bella's done with this and she comes to kiss you. Alice said that with Bella's outfit on, you're going to end up ripping it off of her the minute she leaves Mike's house. And no offense, Bella, but I'd rather only see Rosalie naked. Not you." My eyes widened at what Emmet had just said.

"Emmet! Get your big butt down here right now! That was totally uncalled for!" Rosalie was stomping her foot and pointing to the ground. Emmet jumped down and gave me a thumbs up before heading into the tree with Rosalie that the rest of my family and the Cathals were in. I could faintly see their heads popping out of the tree to see what was going on. I giggled to myself.

"They're right. I would feel so bad if I killed Mike." Edward sighed and pecked me on the cheek. "I'll see you at home, love." He quickly jumped off of the window sill and started running away.

I quietly snapped open the window and hopped inside Mike's room. Then I stopped dead in my tracks. Across all of his walls were thousands of pictures of 'Star Wars' posters! I looked at his ceiling and there was a giant- and I mean GIANT- picture of a guy in all black with a black helmet. The words next to him said "Darth Vader". Then, I looked at his bed sheets and of course found sheets with Obi Wan Kenobi all over them. I fell on the floor and started laughing. This was just too much. I mean, I knew Mike was a dork but seriously! Star Wars?!

Once I got over my fit of giggles I heard Mike walking up the stairs. I jumped onto his desk and crossed my legs, waiting for him to come into his room. I still couldn't believe they were making me do this!

The door slowly opened and Mike came in. I looked at what he was wearing and was almost on the floor, laughing silently. Really, could this boy have any more Star Wars things? He was wearing Star Wars pajamas for God's sake! I quickly controlled myself and sat up straight again. Mike hadn't seen me yet.

He turned on the lights and looked around the room. His eyes stopped on me and he quickly blinked. Then he caught sight of what I was wearing.

"Hey there." I said in my most seductive voice possible. I could hear the snickering of my family outside and I mentally rolled my eyes.

"B-Bella?" Mike was still looking at my outfit. Ugh, what a Star Wars obsessed perve.

"Yes, Mike. It's me." I was still speaking in my seductive tone but mentally, I was slapping myself.

"Oh. Um... W-What are you d-doing here?" He still seemed at lost for words.

"Just looking for you." I giggled "flirtatiously" and winked at him.

"Oh. Uh. Well. I'm... here?" It came out as a question so I stood up and jumped on his bed and patted the spot next to me. Ugh, this is gross. I heard more snickering coming from outside and ignored it. Emmet was having a lot of fun watching this through the window.

Mike shook his head and came over and picked me up. I'm sure my facial expression was hilarious because I heard Emmet burst out laughing. Then I heard a thump and a mumbled apology.

Before I knew it, I was in Mike's closet. What the Hell? I felt him straddle me. Okay. Ew... gross. Only girls straddle boys.

"Mike. You might want to go get changed out of your clothes first." I was just trying to get him out of the room so I could make a run for it.

"Good idea!" Mike got off of me and ran out of the closet to the bathroom. I quickly dashed up and flew out of the window. I couldn't stand to be in there any longer.

"Bella!" Adeen grabbed my arm and pulled me into the tree. "You were supposed to wait until he got completely undressed before you fled!" Adeen was totally serious.

"I couldn't stand it anymore, Adeen! Sorry!" I didn't feel like fighting. I just wanted to see what happened when Mike came back into his room and found I was gone.

"Okay. Whatever. Look!" Adeen pointed to Mike in his room. He was completely naked. Oh! Ew! So gross! Why is it so tiny?! We all bursted out laughing when Mike realized I wasn't in the closet. Then I saw the door open again and almost died of laughter when his mom came in the room and saw him naked!

Emmet was jumping up and down laughing-if that's even possible in a tree- and whispering, "I'M A GENIOUS, I'M A GENIOUS," over and over.

"Alright you guys! Edward is planning on coming over here if we don't hurry up! Let's go!" Alice grabbed Jasper and we all ran after them to our house.

A/N- So... This chapter was kind of hard... And funny doesn't come easily to me! It took a looong time to wright these 4 chapters! Anyway, review and tell me who Bella should dare next and what she should dare them! Thanks:)