A/N- I freaking love you guys! Okay, so I thought I'd maybe respond to some things you guys said because... well... I want to! Haha. Okay.

Invisible Truths & Mitchy: I did realize I spelled Emmett wrong. When you said that I was like... WTF?! I TOTALLY SPELLED THAT RIGHT! Then I saw I spelled it wrong and was like, "I could have sworn..." Anyway, I was typing this chapter and guess what? Every time I spell "Emmett" my computer thinks it's a mistake and changes it to "Emmet"! But I fixed it!

Jessica: Yeah, Emmett is actually smart... but I decided it would make the story more funny if I stretched Emmett's character a lot! XD

All of the people who wanted Edward to be dare in this chapter: Sorry! He's not being dared in this chapter! But it will be in his POV! I promise he'll be the next one dared!

Okay! So... don't kill me! Edward will be the next one dared! Anyways, I saw this review for chapter 2 that made me laugh! It was hilarious! Here's the review:

darkmoon999- This chapter is amazing, especially how all the Cullens, save Nessie, are downing Jake! Its like, now that you have a person who loves you, leave!

Haha! Did that make anyone else laugh? Thanks darkmoon999!

So, I told you that I would dedicate this chapter to the person who helped me come up with my next dare and so I dedicate this chapter to... -drum rolls- BROOKEGIRL101! Hehe! Your idea was amazing and just so... something Emmett would choose as a dare! Anyways...

ONWARDS!

Chapter 6

Edward POV

Hehe. This is going to be the best dare! Wait. What time is it? Ten P.M.? Hey, Eddie? Since it's Friday will the mall be open this late? Emmett. Good lord, that boy needs help.

"Yes the mall will be open Emm-" I started.

"THE MALL?! ARE WE GOING TO THE MALL! YAAAAY!" Alice squealed. Ohmygod! I can go shopping! And get Bella new clothes! And me! I need a new dress! Maybe I can get one of those family pictures with my siblings! That would be so cool! Alice kept planning out a shopping trip in her head.

"Well. The mall is staying open until midnight tonight. Something about its 20th Anniversary or something." How does Adeen know so much about this stuff? She doesn't even live here. Bella tensed up next to me. She probably just realized that Alice was planning out a shopping trip. I wrapped my arms around Bella and whispered in her ear.

"Don't worry, love. We'll only stay there until the dare is over."

"Yeah. But knowing Emmett he's probably going to dare me to go on a shopping trip with Alice for the two more hours it's open Then Alice will convince the stores and the mall to stay open until she thinks we are done." Bella has a point. But I just kissed her softly and looked at Emmett.

"Choose someone Emmett." He was still singing the Annoying Song in his head. Why did we ever teach this boy that song?

"Okay. Jake!" Wow. Didn't see that one coming. Everyone except for Alice, who had clearly read the future, looked at Emmett confused. "Come here boy! Come one puppy, don't be shyyyy! Truth or Dare boy?" Bella started giggling and Rose smiled, thinking about how much she hated the dog.

"JUST BECAUSE I'M A WEREWOLF DOEN'T MEAN I'M A DOG! AND I HAVE FEELINGS TOO YA KNOW!" We all cracked up from that. Jacob was visibly shaking until Nessie quickly pecked him on the cheek. I stopped laughing and glared at Jake. If he does anything to my daughter I will hunt him down. And Bella won't hesitate to help.

"Just choose truth or dare!" Keelyn shouted. Hehe. He looks so upset. I bet Rosalie is getting a kick outta this! Keelyn was giggling in her mind.

"Fine. Dare." Emmett burst out laughing. I got a glimpse of the dare and started laughing along with him. Alice joined in after about a second.

"Oh Jacob, this is going to be great!" Alice giggled. Bella looked up at me questioningly. I shook my head. She'll just have to wait and find out.

"Okay!" Emmett ran upstairs and I heard him getting the props for the dare. I snickered. Why do we even have this stuff? Emmett came back downstairs holding something wrapped in foil. Jake's eyes widened.

"Uh. Emmett baby? What are those?" Well I didn't expect Rosalie to know what it was. She's probably never used one in her life...

"CONDOMS!" Emmett bursted out. Bella's eyes widened and she looked at Nessie. I shook my head and Bella sighed, relieved.

"Since when do we used condoms? And why do we have so many?" Emmett must have had at least a hundred in that bag... Makes you wonder...

"I've been saving them. I never knew what for but now I know!" Emmett jumped up in down. He was thinking about the dare and how fun it was going to be. Then I heard a stop in his thoughts. All of a sudden he was thinking about hot dogs. I slapped my forehead. Idiot...

"Can I get a hot dog at the mall?" Emmett asked.

"CAN YOU JUST TELL ME THE FLIPPIN' DARE, MAN?!" Jacob shouted. Flippin'? Who says "flippin'" anymore?

"Dude. Chill! Okay. You have to hand these out to everyone and tell them to be safe!" Everyone laughed. Except for Jake.

"EW!" He screeched. That sent us into another fit of laughter because he sounded like a girl. "That is sooo wrong!"

"You have... to do... it man!" Emmet said between fits of giggles.

"Fine."

(At the mall)

We walked into the mall with Jacob carrying the bag. Emmett was laughing the whole way here and chanting he is a genius. Except he was pronouncing it like "genuous". Everyone was rolling their eyes about the way he was saying it and their thoughts were like, That's how he was pronouncing it in the tree in front of Mike's house.

Emmett ran over to the stage where I guessed performers were going to be playing later tonight. What us Emmett doing?

"HEY EVERYONE! MY NAME IS EMMETT CRYSTAL BUTTERFLY RAINBOW... JUNIOR!" We all rolled out eyes at his made up name. "AND I HAVE A SONG I WOULD LIKE TO DEDICATE TO SOMEONE VERY SPECIAL NAMED," I cringed at his thoughts, "BELLA SWAN CULLEN!" He jumped up and down. Bella's eyes widened as Emmett came down, grabbed her wrist and pulled her up to the stage

"THE SONG I WILL SING FOR HER IS CALLED BUTTONS BY THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS!" Bella's face would have been burning up by now... Emmett started singing.

"I'm telling you to
Loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing

Typical
Hardly the type I fall for
I like when the physical
Don't leave me asking for more
I'M A SEXY MAMA! (Mama)
Who knows just how to get what I want (Want)
What I want to do is spring this on you (On you)
Back up all of the things that I told you (Told you) "

The music stopped and Bella was standing there with her mouth wide open. Emmett was smiling at a job well done. Hehe! I love embarrassing my sister! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Time for Jake's dare! Emmett jumped off the stage, carrying Bella bridal style and threw her to me. Literally. I barely caught her. Once I kissed her and put her down, Emmett was forcing Jake into position and telling him to start.

A girl who was about 15 walked up to Jake and started to flirt. Then he whipped out a condom and grinned at her.

"Be safe, little girl. You don't want your mama to find out what you've been doing!" He shoved the condom into her hand and she ran away. We all snickered. Then an old women who was in about her sixties walked by. Jake ran up to her and stopped her.

"Ma'am, I do believe you'll need one of these tonight. Oh and be safe!" She looked at what he was holding and snatched it from his hand.

"Thank you son. I've been walking all around the mall, trying to find where they sell these!" Then she simply walked away and pocketed the condom. Emmett bursted out laughing.

***

Twenty minutes later and either people had looked at Jake crazy or ran away. Nothing exciting happened until a girl approached Jake, trying to flirt like the first girl did.

"Hi. You might need to be safe tonight." Jake handed her a condom.

"Maybe you'd like to be safe with me." She whispered as seductively as she could. It wasn't really working.

"Wow there girl! I might need to steel that from you for my sister, Bella tonight!" Emmett barged in at grabbed the condom. He walked over to where Bella, Nessie, and I were sitting. Bella's face turned from shock to horror. Everyone in the food court turned and stared at her.

"HERE LITTLE SISSY! I THOUGHT YOU AND EWARD WOULD NEED ONE TONIGHT!" Emmett handed it to her and I hissed at him. Sorry, bro! Just trying to have fun! He laughed and walked away.

"You guys... I'm out. I guess the dare is over!" Jake came over to us and Alice whined.

"But I only got to shop for 25 minutes!" She put on her puppy dog eyes. Not going to work.

"Alright, let's go!" Bella practically dragged Nessie and me out.

A/N- Yay! Finally! Okay, I know it wasn't too funny but I am having writers block! Sorry! Anyways, ideas for Edward please? Review!