A/N-Sorry again. My week has been crazy! And tonight I have to go to this stupid fine arts festival for my chorus. I hate solos. I'm so sick of singing them! Because then I have to show up at every chorus event early just to practice a few lines! UGH! Oh well, haha. Anyways, I was planning on not updating until I got 50 reviews... But I only got 49. So I waited a while and I NEVER GOT THE 50TH REVIEW! Come one people!

Chapter 8

Emmet's POV

OH! This was going to be great! I couldn't believe that the dog had come up with a dare so good! It was amazing! HAHAHAHAHA! Edward is sooo mad! Maybe I should make him MADDER! Wait, is madder even a word? Oh well!

YOU GET THE BEEEST OF BOTH WORLDS! CHILLEN OUT TAKE IT SLOW, THEN YOU ROCK OUT THE CROW! YOU GET THE-

"EMMETT! Stop singing! AND IT'S NOT CROW! A crow is a bird! IT'S SHOW! Idiot..." Edward screamed.

Hehe! Time to make this even worse! I started picturing me and Rose's "fun" last night. That was amazing. I lover her. And it was especially great when-

"GROSS EMMETT! STOP!" Edward smacked me on the head. OUCH!

Yes! There's the building for American Idol! WOOHOO! I'm going to embarrass Bella sooo much when she finds out I signed up myself too! HAHA! I'm going to sing "Like A Virgin" by MADONNA! SHE IS SUCH A GREAT SINGER CHICK! And Bella will be totally embarrassed! Especially when I bring her into the room and look strait in her eyes! HA!

OH LOOK THERE'S MIKE! I love Alice's powers. She got to see Jessica dragging Mike to American Idol with her so she could try out! So we could know what day and exactly what time Mike was going to be here!

"Okay Edward. You are number 568. Good luck!" Alice shoved a piece of paper with his number on it and pushed him towards the seats.

-2 hours later-

GOOD LORD! WHY IS THIS TAKING SO LONG! AGHH! HOLY CANOLES! THIS IS SO STUPID!

"Relax, Emmet. I'm next is next." Alice stood up, pulling Eddie-kins along with her. Mmmm... Brownies! YUM! Oh wait. I forgot. What is Alice doing?

She tapped yucky Mike's shoulder and he spun-LITERALLY SPUN(I know! Cool, right?) around and screamed when he saw my sister. Hehe. These humans' reactions are so weird!

"WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST?!" Whoa. Did Mike really just say that? I guess mike's "What the French toast" is the new "Flippin" that Jake said the other day!

"Mike! Hey, there! Edward has something to show you!" Alice jumped up and down.

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" I ran over and screamed. At a human pace, don't worry! Rosalie jogged over and slapped me on the shoulder.

"Emmett! Go sit down!" Alice pushed me away.

"Anyway, follow him and he will lead you to the surprise." She winked at Edward and sat down on the chair next to me.

Mike didn't look to happy. Edward started walking forward and Mike followed. Then we all sneakily- sneakily? THAT WILL BE MY NEW FAVORITE DARE!- followed them. Alice was giggling the whole way.

Edward stopped in front of the doors that lead to the room where Simon Cowel was sitting. HOLY GUACAMOLE! OMGEEE! SIMON COWEL IS SITTING IN THE OTHER ROOM! AND RANDY- MY DOOOOG- JACKSON! Wow! This is crazy!

Edward grabbed Mike's hand and pulled him into the room. Mike's face was completely priceless. We all ran into the room behind them and stood at the door. Mike was trying to yank his hand away from Edward's but he's not as strong as us all-mighty vampies! Ha! I made a new word! YES!

"Hello... Edward Cullen. What are you singing for us?" Paula chirped up. Simon and Randy were to stunned to speak. I guess they weren't expecting someone to come in holding another man's hand! HAHAHAHAHA!

"Hey. I'm singing Kiss Me by New Found Glory... And I dedicate the song to my one true love, Mike Newton." At that, I cracked up laughing! THIS WAS TOO FUNNY!

And then he started to sing. You could tell he was having trouble singing with a terrible voice. Vampires are supposed to have good voices.

"Kiss me, beneath the bearded barley

Nightly, besides the green, green grass

Swing, Swing, swing your spinning step

I'll wear those shoes and you will wear that dress

O-oh! Kiss me! Beneath the milky twilight

Lead me! Out on the moonlit floor!

Lift your open hand!

Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance,

Silver moon sparkling!

SO KISS ME MIKE!"

We all bursted out laughing. Mike's eyes widened. We laughed more. Simon Cowel's mouth was hanging open. Randy and Paula were laughing into each other. This was priceless!

"So do I get a golden ticket?" Edward looked at Simon.

"ONLY IF YOU GIVE HIM A BLOW JOB!" I ran over where Edward was and pushed him out of the way.

"I'M NEXT! I KNOW THAT BECAUSE I ALSO SIGNED UP! AND I'M JUST SAVING YOU THE TROUBLE OF CALLING ME IN! I'M SINGING LIKE A VIRGIN BY MADONNA AND I WILL ALSO BE DEDICATING IT TO MY BELLA-BOP PRINCESS!" I took the paper with my number out of my pocket and attached it to my shirt.

"I MADE IT THROUGH THE WILDERNESS!

SOMEHOW I MADE IT THROUGH!

DIDN'T KNOW HOW LOST I WAS UNTIL I FOUND YOU!

I WAS BEAT! INCOMPLETE!

I'D BEEN HAD! I WAS SAD AND BLUE!

BUT YOU MADE ME FEEL!

YEAH, YOU MADE ME FEEL...

SHINY AND NE-E-EW!

LIKE A VIRGIN!

TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME!

LIKE A VIIR-IR-IR-IRGIN!

WHEN YOUR HEART BEATS...

NEXT TO MINE!

GONNA GIVE YOU ALL MY LOVE, BELLA!"

I didn't get to finish my song. Simon called security and they through us out of the building. I though I was in love with him. Then he had to go and ruin it by kicking me out. Stupid whore.

"THAT WAS SO FUNNY!" Alice yelled. She had been cracking up the whole time while Bella looked like her eyes were going to explode out of their sockets. Which reminds me, I need to ask Alice to buy me new socks...

Mike ran away as soon as he had the chance. So he only heard a part of my singing. The little bugger.

"Let's go home so Emmett can choose someone next." Edward growled. Oh no, Eddie-kins! Bella is embarrassed! What will we ever do?! He turned and glared at me. It is so funny messing with him...

Then this random little girl walked up to Bella. What the heck?!

"Hi. My name is Caroline! I really want to enter this pageant but I have to have an older sister. Or anyone I look up to. And you're really pretty. I also know your dad is Officer Swan. So I was wondering if you would like to enter the Little Miss and Her Big Sis. beauty pageant with me." She was so cute! Curly blond hair with bright blue eyes!

"No she wouldn't like to help you sweetie. But I know someone who would! Her name is... Erika!" Edward looked over at me with an evil glint in his eyes. Why? I don't know! I'm not like a super smart rocket science dude!

"Hold on, sweetheart! I'll go get her! She is over in that store!" Alice pointed to girls shopping store. I want to meet this Erika. How come everyone but me knows her.

"Okay. Sure." The little girl smiled at Alice.

"Alright-y! We'll meet you at the pageant around... three? I can give you a make over and help you with your outfits and everything!" Alice was jumping up and down. She grabbed my hand and pulled me into the store. Everyone followed and Caroline went back over to her mom.

"Okay Edward! Choose the next person!" Alice smiled.

"Alright. Emmet." He looked at me.

"NO THAT'S NOT FAIR! YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE SOMEONE WHO HASNT BEEN PICKED YET!" Adeen stood up and pocked Edward in the chest.

"No! You'll like this! It's going to be hilarious! Emmett! Choose truth or dare!" Alice looked at me.

"Jeez Louise you guys! You all know that I'll pick dare unless it involves me cross-dressing!" I giggled. And it wasn't a manly giggle. That made me giggle even more! I crack myself up, man!

"So... do you pick dare?" Alice asked.

"YES! I FLIPPIN PICK DARE!" Everyone rolled their eyes at me.

"What? So I can't say flippin but you can?!" Jacob started walking towards me.

"Oh shut up! Go play fetch or do whatever you dogs dogs with your spare time!" Rosalie screeched at him. That shut him right up. No one can withstand the raging fury of my sex goddess! HA! TAKE THAT MUT!

"Okay. Emmett I dare you to dress as a girl and pretend to be Erika for Caroline in the pageant." I looked at Edward. WHAT?! I said no cross-dressing! Why can't I just go naked?!

"Because Rose with jump up on the stage with you and do some inappropriate things that are not meant for 6-year-olds' eyes." Edward. Well maybe I want that to happen Eddie-poo! He gave me a "shut up" look.

"Okeedokee! TIME TO GO SHOPPING!" Alice looked at me evilly. Uh oh...

A/N- HAHAHAHAHA! I can't wait to write the next chapter! But I have to go to the Fine Arts Festival! It doesn't start until 7 but I have to go early to practice my solo... UGH! Anyway, review!