Love feedback, positive or constructive. How else will I improve my South Park fiction? Still don't see my story in the category.
I'm not a big fan of this one, but someone else might like it, and I took the time to write it so I'm not going to waste it.
Prompt: Spoiled
Pairing: Kyle x Cartman
Words: 332
Author: CITYxoLIGHTS
Disclaimer: South Park belongs to Matt Stone and Trey Parker
Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski suddenly screaming their heads off at each other was not a rare occurrence at South Park High. In fact, if a day went by when they weren't fighting, it was probably a good idea to be concerned and wary. It was obvious why the boys fought: Cartman was a racist Hitler-loving bastard, and Kyle was a hot-headed Jew. That, and the fact that they were obliviously and undeniably in love. Everyone but the two could see it, but that 'everyone' valued their lives too much to say anything.
Except Kenny McCormick. Who stood up in the middle of lunch on a fairly regular Friday, when Eric and Kyle were at each other's throats, and yelled, "Jesus Christ, just fuck already! We're getting tired of the sexual tension!" Which was very uncalled for, but you were thinking it... Kenny'd just said it.
"Shut the fuck up," Cartman shouted, his chins wobbling. If anything, he'd just gotten fatter since elementary school.
"You shut up, fatass," Kyle answered for Kenny. Cartman took a swing at him, and knocked off his ushanka, releasing waves of Jew-fro curls. Kyle lunged at Cartman, but barely budged the brick wall of a boy.
"Is that all you've got, Jew?" Cartman asked, chuckling like a highly amused old, rich man.
"Shut up, you spoiled bastard!" Kyle screamed, finally fed up. "Your crackwhore mom always gives you everything you want, and you scare the hell out of kids to make them do what you want them to!"
"By threatening to sit on them," Kenny added, but no one was listening to him.
"You have serious psychological issues. You think Hitler is a world hero! And you eat like it's going out of style! What the hell is your problem?"
"You, you dirty Jew-rat," Cartman said, grabbing Kyle's collar and kissing him.
"Not cool, dude," Kyle said when Cartman finally pulled away. "Spoiled bitch." But he was smiling.