BPOV

I looked under the water to see Emmett swimming to the surface. I should have known… he appeared at the surface, howling with laughter.

"Oh, Bella! The look on your face… HA!" he laughed. I frowned. How he found that funny, I didn't know.

"It's not funny!" I argued, "Stop pranking me Emmett!"

He frowned. "I don't need to prank you! You prank yourself!"

How can anyone prank themselves? Angry with Emmett, I dove under the water, swam through the waterfall and entered the cave. Alice was still sitting there, grinning at me.

"I know what your vision before was about, Alice" I told her.

"What?"

"I'm going to do something bad to Emmett, aren't I?"

She laughed. "It's not really bad or anything! It's just you playing a prank on him…"

She frowned. "Oh, and you don't need to know about the roof anymore. You've changed your mind on what prank you're going to play… wow, Bella! You've got style!"

JPOV

I grinned over at Edward. We were standing on the top of the rocks looking over the pool.

"I dare you to jump off of here and try to do as many flips as you can before you reach the water" I told him. He merely flashed his white teeth and moved closer to the edge.

He dove off of the rocks. I watched in awe as he managed to do four flips on his way down, before he hit the water. I immediately jumped onto the water slide and slid as fast as I could. I hit the water and my foot hit someone's head. I swam to the surface to see Emmett frowning.

"Jasper, you just hit me in the head!"

"I know."

"But you hit me in the head!"

"Yes, I did."

"Well… ugh! What's that smell? Did Bella shower this morning?" said Emmett.

Bella, who was over in the corner with Alice, Rosalie and Edward, frowned.

"I heard that Emmett!" she cursed. The other three pinched their noses.

"Dog" they said in unison.

BPOV

I looked up to see Jacob, standing there grinning.

"What are you doing here?" demanded Emmett, a little rudely.

"I heard screaming" he said simply, "Bella's screaming."

Rosalie growled. "Bella is perfectly fine. You can get off of our land now."

He ignored her and looked at me, Edward and I were hugging.

"Hey Bells."

"Hi Jake."

"Are you okay?"

"Yeah, it was just Emmett playing around."

Jacob snorted. "You bloodsuckers are ruining her."

"What! Us? What about you?" cursed Alice, "Making her choose between you and Edward? Do you have a heart? Oh, that's right. I forgot, mongrels don't have hearts, do they, Jacob?"

He snarled at her. "All you want to do with her is make her life miserable and change her into a filthy bloodsucker like the rest of you!"

I gasped. "What? No, Jake! It's not like that! I love Edward, and I want to be with him for all eternity! It's my decision to be changed and that's what's going to happen, at the end of the month."

Jake growled. "NO!"

He was no longer Jake now. He was a great wolf.

"Leave, Jake. Leave!" I warned. He howled, before running off and disappearing amongst the forest. Why must he interfere with everything? Edward pulled me into a tighter hug and kissed my hair.

"Thank god that mutt didn't jump in" muttered Rosalie.

"Yeah" agreed Alice, "We'd be cleaning dog hair out of the pool for years."

"WAHOO!" screamed Emmett, jumping off of the rocks and onto the slide. The slide cracked and Emmett fell through and into the cave. Rosalie groaned.

"Emmett" she cursed under her breath. I smiled under my breath. Had that been Alice's doing? I swam over to her curiously.

"Was that you, Alice?"

"No" she replied, "Remember when you pushed on the roof of the cave before? It kind of… loosened the slide and it collapsed under Emmett's weight."

"Oh."

I saw Emmett swimming through the water fall angrily.

"Funny, Alice. Funny. Very funny."

Rosalie frowned at him.

"Oh give it a break Emmett! We were all over here talking way before that slide collapsed!" she cursed, "Why do you always blame us for these things?"

He sighed. "You know, maybe this is god's way of telling us that Emmett needs to lose some kilos" teased Jasper.

"Yeah" agreed Edward, "Too many grizzlies."

All of a sudden, it was pouring rain.

"Damn clouds" muttered Emmett.

"Guys! We need to go inside. It's going to hale!" Alice told us. We all hopped out of the pool and into the house.

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I had fully dried myself and changed into some of Alice's fresh clothes. We were watching the hale fall.

"They're quite… large" said Alice. I raised an eyebrow. They were only the size of small marbles.

"Not really. You know, I've never seen hale before" I told them. It had been too hot in Phoenix and we only ever received rain about three times a year. It had rained a lot in Forks, but never had I experienced hale.

"Really?" asked Emmett.

"Really!" exclaimed Jasper, "Emmett what's gotten into you? Ever since I beat you in arm wrestling five minutes ago you've been… weird."

Emmett grinned. "Thanks for the compliment, Jasper boy!" he grinned.

Jasper frowned, and I knew he was serious. "Well… you see, it's just that you haven't done anything stupid since… which is very unlike you."

Edward snorted. "He just broke our water slide ten minutes ago. Does that count?" Edward reminded us. I had suddenly noticed that the hale had stopped.

"OH MY GOSH!" cried Emmett. He ran out the front door and we heard him screaming like a girl.

"You know, I recognise that scream! That's the scream he screams if he sees Alice naked!" laughed Jasper.

"No, that's the scream he screams if something happens to his precious jeep" corrected Edward.

Emmett ran through the door. If vampires could cry, I reckon he would have been crying at that moment. He went over and put his head on Rosalie's lap. She frowned at him.

"We heard you screaming like a girl Emmett. But Alice is fully clothed, so…"

Edward frowned. "Jasper! He wasn't screaming the scream he screams when he sees Alice naked! He was screaming the scream he screams when something bad happens to his jeep!" corrected Edward.

Emmett sat up, whimpering. "The jeep was the only car affected by the hale" he told us.

"HA! See, Jasper? I was right! He was screaming because he was screaming the scream he screams when something bad happens to his jeep!"

Jasper raised an eyebrow. "No, he wasn't 'screaming because he was screaming the scream he screams when something bad happens to his jeep.' He was screaming because he was screaming the scream he screams when something bad happens to his jeep."

Edward rolled his eyes. "That's exactly what I just said, Jasper."

"Leave him alone! Poor Emmett" soothed Rosalie. She began rubbing Emmett's head.

"It's okay Emmett, I'll fix the jeep later" she told him, and then she turned to Edward and Jasper.

"He wasn't 'screaming because he was screaming the scream he screams when something bad happens to his jeep.' He was screaming because he was screaming the scream he screams when something bad happens to his jeep!" she hissed.

Edward and Jasper rolled their eyes.

"He wasn't 'screaming because he…"

"OKAY! WE GET THE POINT!" yelled Carlisle from the other room.

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Curse me for writing a shorter chapter than usual! But I just wanted to end it there. Next chapter will be longer. Please rate and review!

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