Disclaimer: Neither Dragon ball z nor King Cold are my creations! WAAAAA! All respects go to the awesome, glorious Akira Toriyama! Vash and Kuno are not mine either.
Author: The Goz (for chapter 3 as well, to clear up confusion.)
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The things of life ch.4- King Cold's Demise
"You mean to tell me that you built this place to hold only 3 people!!!" Kami questioned.
"Yes," Cold said.
Then the temple started to collapse and Kami flew out.
"Bye, Cold! Happy landings! I hope you get what you deserve!" Kami said. He flew away.
"You know, Cold, we're going to die!" Vash said.
"Vash... SHUT UP!" Cold said.
Then the temple started to tilt very sharply and threw them out. Then the temple started to fall off the lookout and then all of a sudden it was stuck. It was snagged on Korin's tower. However, our heroes kept falling.
"Kuno, I have a idea on how we can survive the fall: push Cold out in front so you can sit on him. He will hit first," Vash stated.
"That's a very good idea but very cruel," Kuno retorted.
"Either that or we die," Vash said.
Vash and Kuno pushed him in front and sat on him in mid-air. They hit the ground with a big bang. They cratered the ground. They got off and stood up.
Vash said, "Cold I'm afraid in my best interest that I quit your cult. I am sorry I am leaving. You just haven't succeeded in anything you have done. Everything you put your hands on has failed. I have not forgotten that you stole this money."
Cold raised his head and then lowered his head as if in remorse.
"I see," Cold said.
Kuno then began to speak.
Cold cut him off.
"At least I have you, Kuno; you have always been loyal," Cold said, praising.
"I'm afraid that's not entirely true. I agree with Vash," Kuno said.
Cold's face sprung upward and he said, "ET TU KUNO!?" He said.
"See you around Cold," Kuno said.
Kuno looked up and his face turned white. Vash looked at him very bewildered. "What's wrong?" Vash said.
"Look up," Kuno stated. Vash looked at him crazily and shrugged, and then he looked up. His face turned white and his pupils became smaller. What he saw was the temple crashing down at him.
"Holy heck! We need to go!!" Vash grabbed Kuno and he jumped to safety; he hit the ground, rolled once, and hopped to his feet. He turned to watch Cold. Cold looked at them with a crooked grin.
"Kuno and Vash," Cold said, "you both were always moronic." Kuno and Vash both pointed to the sky.
"What?" Cold said. He looked up and he sighed. "Figures." The temple crushed into him, burying him into the ground. The force of the crash disintegrated the temple. While this was going on, his former elite were watching in awe. Then everything went quiet.
"I wonder if he is dead," Vash inquired.
"We can only hope," Kuno concurred. At that very moment a blast from the rubble occurred, sending the rubble of the temple soaring off into the distance. Cold flew up into the air and then soared to the ground and hit it with a thud.
"I'm ALIVE!!!!!!!!" He said, out of breath.
"We hoped you died," Kuno said.
"We hoped you had left us for eternity," Vash said. Vash raised his hand with his gun in hand and pointed it at the King.
"I do s––" Cold was cut off. Cold stared at him with his arms smothering his stomach and his ears aching from the echo of Vash's recently fired gun. Cold collapsed. Vash looked at his souped up gun and at back at Cold.
"You'll live; you lived through much worse stuff. I don't want to really ever see you again, and my statement about quitting your cult was of all seriousness. Now I beg you not to follow us. We're leaving," Vash preached. Vash turned and walked away before he completely lost sight of the Cold he noticed tears from him. Kuno waited a little while staring at Cold with an angry look on his face then waved, turned around and ran to catch up to Vash. Cold raised his head and watched them till they faded into the distance.
"I failed my great, great (how ever many) grandfather. My cult is finished! I really can't believe it. I really don't deserve to live anymore," Cold said to himself. He sighed twice. Then out of the corner of his eye he saw something, just a glimpse, nothing at first but then...
"What the??" he thought.He couldn't believe it: "A police officer way out here!!? What's this? A little girl chasing this so-called police car?"
He blinked a few times to clear his head. Nope, still there.
"OH MY GOSH! THEY'RE COMING RIGHT FOR ME!" He tried to move, but he couldn't; the falling from the lookout and the temple falling on him, not to mention the gun shot wound, took its toll. The police car hit him with a thud and kept on going. The little girl ran over him also but stopped, turned around, raised her hand, and yelled, "N'CHA!!!" Cold noticed something on her shirt.
"Arale?" he said. Then she turned around and continued the chase. They disappeared in a immense dust cloud.
"That was the strangest thing I've seen yet. That hurt!" He said, "I don't have time to think now!!" He was right–something else was coming into view.
"The heck? A giant ape?" He questioned. He got a bright idea , "Could it be a Saiyan?" He got to thinking; Cold, as we all know, is a Japanese movie lover and he recognized him from somewhere. His mind clicked. "I know; that's King Kong! I've seen him on King Kong Vs Godzilla! Who would've guessed those would come in handy," he said. King Kong kept on walking and noticed him lying on the ground and started running toward him.
"Oh no!" He yelled.
Kong squished him under his feet and it stuck to his foot. He got a stick and peeled him off of it, then ran off. Cold might be damaged but he sure isn't dead; he is quite the survivor.
"Something is very wrong... my luck is very bad, but luckily it can't get any worse," He pondered.
As soon as he finished his sentence something else showed itself out of the woods: Kong's partner in crime, Godzilla!
"You've got to be kidding! What is going on; are they filming another Godzilla movie?" he yelled. Cold's stupid yell brought Godzilla's attention to Cold. He began to run to Cold and (you might have guessed it) ran over him. Flattened him between his toes. He flicked him off his foot and looked at him; before Cold knew what was happening, he swooped down, grabbed him, and tossed him into his mouth. He chewed him up and swallowed. He made a sour face and roared. Thus after Godzilla did this awful deed for the world (most think it's good), he ran away deep into the woods.
The news spread quickly over the world that Cold had died. It was spreading very fast, actually. You might ask yourself how it was spreading so fast. I'll tell you. Frieza was so happy he was telling everyone he saw. If you're wondering why Frieza knew his father was killed, it's because he was wearing a scouter at the time. Frieza was rejoicing; he was so happy he was finally able to throw that "My father is dead party". Everyone attended that party, even the Z warriors, Roshi, Vash, and Kuno, just to name a few.
The door opened at Frieza's party and out popped Vash and Kuno; they were departing. Frieza was standing at the door and thanked them for coming, and Vash and Kuno thanked him for inviting them. They were very surprised by his attitude and his treatment of others: he was nice, actually nice! Who could blame him, though, from this circumstance.
Vash and Kuno walked out, waved at Frieza, and walked onward. The door shut.
"I am so glad that fool died," Vash said.
"Yeah, but he was so wise!" Kuno said. Vash just glared at him. They were walking a while, then all of a sudden Vash and Kuno noticed a tree...
"What a marvelous, beautiful tree!" they said together. They were so busy gazing at the tree they ran into it. The impact knocked them out.
They were out for 3 whole hours. They woke up, swung up, and looked at each other and said, "I do say!"
Frieza woke up short of breath, sweating from his bed in his mansion.
"That was freaking weird. Could it have been all a dream?" Frieza inquired.
Frieza heard somebody clearing his throat and he turned and saw someone lying in his bed; none other than King Cold! "Son, it wasn't a dream, look," he pointed to the halo on the top of his head, "but don't worry son. I'll be with you for all eternity!" Cold said.
Frieza had a look of horror on his face and yelled, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
The end?
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Is this the end? MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Sorry but no I have one more chapter left, but very short.)Review please!