I couldn't help but put a song somewhere in here. It popped into my head and it seemed like the right thing to do, of course it's a remix. And also there is a new victim. Hehe I hope you enjoy!!!

CHAPTER 3

It had been two weeks since Minerva had talked to Albus. She missed him terribly but didn't want to do anything stupid. She already done something foolish. And that was pinching Severus's butt. She ran away when any male staff came near her. In the evenings she would hear someone knocking on her door but she would never answer it. Only Poppy and Rolanda were allowed to come in and the door would only open if they were alone.

She headed to the staff room for lunch. She would sit between Poppy and Rolanda like she did every day for the past two weeks. She missed sitting by Albus. She missed their conversations. She missed the late night chess game. She missed everything they shared together. When she walked in it appeared that no one else was in there. She sat in a chair close to the fire. She was surprised to see Filius Flitwick in the seat next to her.

"Good evening Filius." She leaned over to him and smiled seductively.

"Um. Good evening Minerva." He never seen her act in such away. It wasn't normal.

"Tell me is it true what they say about men like you in bed." She asked innocently and then winked. Filius didn't see that coming. He wanted to leave immediately. He looked at his watch.

"Well, look at the time. I must be going now. Lessons to plan you know." He ran out of the door as others entered. Minerva couldn't believe what she did. She put her hands over her face. She felt a hand on her shoulder. It was a strong hand, a man's hand. She hoped it wasn't Albus but when she uncovered her eyes and looked up, there stood Albus with is twinkling eyes. He looked worried.

She had to leave. Only Merlin would know what would happen if she didn't get away. She did the only thing she could do. She ran. Poppy and Rolanda saw Minerva running from the staff room and fallowed her.

"What did you do now?" Rolanda asked closing the door behind her. Minerva threw herself on the couch. Rolanda took a seat beside her and Poppy sat in the chair across from them.

"I did it again!" Minerva shouted. Rolanda raised an eyebrow.

"You flirted with Severus?" Rolanda asked. There was a hint of jealousy in her voice.

"No. It happened to someone else." Minerva said slumping further into the couch.

"Who?" Poppy asked.

"Surely not Albus. Minerva and Albus would be snogging." Rolanda said. Minerva glared at her.

"No. It wasn't Albus. It was. Well, It was Filius." Rolanda kept from laughing.

"Oh you're in big trouble when Pomona finds out! No one messes with her man." Poppy said. Rolanda and Minerva looked at each other and then looked at Poppy. They didn't know Pomona and Filius had a thing together.

"Are you serious?" Minerva asked.

"How do you even know that?" Rolanda asked.

"Well, I was walking to the staff room late at night. I had forgotten my favorite coffee cup. So any who on my way there and I see Filius on Pomona's lap. And they were snogging like mad. I'll tell you. It was the weirdest the thing I ever saw." Poppy didn't tell anyone because she thought everyone knew about it already. It was kind of creepy. Rolanda shook her head.

"So what did you do to him?" Rolanda asked getting back to Minerva's story.

"Well, I asked him if he was good in bed?" Minerva said softly. Rolanda couldn't hold her laughter this time. It was just too much.

"I can't believe I did something so stupid, again!" Minerva covered her face with her hands.

"You know there is a muggle song that this kind of relates to. Of course I can mix it up a bit. Would you want to hear it?" She smiled.

"No." Both Minerva and Rolanda answered at once.

"Alright then here we go." Poppy didn't care if they didn't want to hear it, she wanted sing even without their approval. "It's by some Brittany Spears person." She cleared her voice and began.

"Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah"

"I think you did it again
You made them believe you're more than just friends
Oh baby
It might seem like a crush
But it doesn't mean that you're serious
'Cause to lose all your senses
That is just so typically you
Oh baby, baby"

Minerva and Rolanda continued their conversation while Poppy sang. "I don't know why you don't just tell Albus you love him." Rolanda looking Minerva straight in the eye.

"Rolanda, please don't start this up again. Albus doesn't love me." Minerva was tired of talking about Albus. It just made her miss him more.

"Oops!...You did it again
You played with their hearts, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...They think you're in love
That you're completely nuts
It just that you're in heat"

"He does too. And don't say I am getting on your nerves because you're getting on mine. You don't see that Albus loves you back. And it's driving me and the rest of the staff crazy!" Minerva shook her head. "Okay fine. Let's say he is in love with you. And you make another mistake like you did today. Albus would think that you have no feelings what so ever for him. And then you both will be miserable for the rest of your life. And you will have to be in heat more than once in the near future." Rolanda smiled. She was really could arguing.

"You see your problem is this
Your in crazed and in heat
Wishing that you weren't, and had Albus back
You cry, watching the days
Can't you see you're a fool in so many ways
But to lose all your senses
That is just so typically you
Baby, oh"

"Rolanda, if he doesn't love me then it will ruin are the friendship we have." Minerva said sadly.

"Oops!...You did it again
You played with their hearts, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...They think you're in love
That you're completely nuts
It just that you're in heat"

"And this isn't ruing it! Minerva you haven't talked to Albus? He's hasn't been himself lately because he misses you! Without you there is no cheerful, crazed, insane Headmaster. You're the one that make him cheerful and crazy and bloody annoying! You don't see how much you mean to him!" Rolanda was shouting uncontrollably and Poppy just kept singing not even noticing the Rolanda was yelling at Minerva.

"And you need him Minerva! He lights up your day! He's the only on that can convince you not to kill me or Severus when we go too far. Without him you would be lost. Or maybe in Azkaban!" Minerva smiled. She probably would of be sent to Azkaban if Albus didn't stop her from murdering Severus at times. The worst she would do to Rolanda was hex her to next week. Minerva looked over at Poppy hoping Rolanda could take a break from yelling at her. She never seen Rolanda so angry before.

"Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah"

"All aboard"
"Minnie, before you go, there's something I want you to have"
"Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?"
"Yeah, yes it is"
"But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end"
"Well baby, I went down and got it for you"
"Oh, you shouldn't have"

"Wait! what are you talking about? What did he give her?" Minerva asked curiously.

"Well, I don't know. It's just part of the song. Now excuse me, I'm not finished yet." She cleared her throat and sang the last verse.

"Oops!...You did it again to their hearts
Got lost in this game, oh baby
Oops!...They think you are mad.
It just that you're in heat"

There was silence. Rolanda was still fuming over the argument and Minerva was looking at the floor. Poppy was looking from Minerva to Rolanda.

"Do you have any biscuits?" Poppy asked, breaking the silence.

"How can you think of food when Minerva is going crazy! Am I the only one that thinks Minerva is being ridiculous and should tell Albus how she feels?!" Rolanda shouted.

"No. Minerva should tell Albus how she feels. I'm just terribly hungry." She placed her hand over her stomach. "But something came up and I missed lunch." She looked at both of her friends.

"See! Even Poppy says you should tell him." Minerva rolled her eyes and snapped her fingers. Mitsy appeared in an instant and bowed.

"What can Mitsy get for the Deputy Headmistress?" Minerva was about to answer but Rolanda spoke first.

"Mitsy, do you think Minerva and Albus should be together?" Rolanda asked. Minerva looked over at Rolanda and back to Mitsy. She must be crazy. How far is she going to go with this? Minerva thought.

"Mitsy thinks the Deputy and the Headmaster should be together." Minerva's eyes widened. Mitsy just shook her head. "Headmaster worries about the Deputy now. Always talking about her. Though no one is there to listening to him. He's been rather sad these last two weeks." Rolanda smiled to herself.

"Thank you Mitsy. Can you please get us some dinner? Anything will do." Rolanda asked politely.

"It seems a bit early for dinner."

"Well yes but it's too late for lunch and I'm afraid we won't be joining the rest of the staff later on." Rolanda smiled. Mitsy nodded and vanished. Minerva was confused. How many people really thought that they should be together?

Mitsy returned with several trays. "Mitsy didn't know what you would like. So Mitsy brought some of everything." She placed the trays on the coffee table and disappeared once again.

Poppy eyes lit up when she seen the food. "Biscuits! Finally!" She stuffed her face with biscuits while the others looked at her as if she was crazy. She swallow what was in her mouth. "What? I told you I was hungry." The other two began to ate as well but with less enthusiasm.

"So are you going to tell him?" Rolanda asked. Minerva knew that was coming. She wasn't really sure if she believed that Albus returned her feelings but it would probably be best to tell him how she felt any way.

"I guess I have no choice." Minerva said. Poppy chocked on a biscuit. Rolanda smiled from ear to ear. She couldn't believe it. Minerva had finally cracked.

"Woo! It's about bloody time! So when are you telling him?" Rolanda was as happy as could be. She had dreamed of this moment when Minerva would finally tell Albus about her feelings. She was bouncing up and down.

"Calm down Rolanda! You're acting like a child." Minerva was surprised Rolanda acted in such a way.

"I'm sorry Min. But knowing you're going to tell Albus and you'll both be so happy. It just wonderful!" Rolanda took a deep breath and sat back down. "So when are you going to tell him?" Rolanda asked excitedly.

"I'll tell him tomorrow. Is that alright?" It wasn't alright. Rolanda would prefer for her to declare her love for him this very second. But at least Minerva was going to tell Albus. That's all that really mattered.

"That's fine Min." She got up and walked to the door. The sooner she left the sooner Minerva would go to sleep and then it would be tomorrow. She opened the door and turned around. "I hope to be one of the bridesmaids at your wedding." She smiled and ran out of the door.

"Rolanda!" Minerva shouted, but it was too late. She looked at Poppy who smiled sweetly.

"I better get invited. Or I'll tell Pomona what you did to her man candy." Poppy said, very seriously. Minerva had to laugh. But she nodded her head in agreement.

Poppy ate another biscuit before she left. Minerva was now alone. And tomorrow she would tell Albus her true feelings. And she hoped he really returned her feelings. What Rolanda said was still floating in her head. "Without you there is no cheerful, crazed, insane Headmaster. You're the one that make him cheerful and crazy and bloody annoying! You don't see how much you mean to him!" and "You need him Minerva!" Minerva laughed thinking about what Rolanda said. She was so persistent and Poppy was singing a song.

She looked at the clock. Timed seemed to fly by fast. It was already midnight. Her stomach growled loudly. She didn't eat that much. Of course Poppy devoured most of the dinner herself. Maybe she could have a midnight snack. She walked to the kitchen everything was silent. It was so peaceful at night.

When she entered the kitchen someone was there. But not just any someone. There stood Albus smiling holding a piece of cheese. Minerva thought for a moment. It was tomorrow so why not tell him now.

Oh my gods! It's Albus! What shall happen now?

I don't know yet. But I will update soon and we will find out what bizarre happenings await!

Should I make her run away? Or should I let them talk? The choice is yours??????