"All right," Owen said pulling Jennie close to him as they kissed, "Let's swap with some spit balls."

Before they could do anything else, they heard some tires screech loudly from outside.

"What the hell?!" Owen said getting out of the car.

Jennie followed and they were met with Ash and Claire getting out of a car. Ash was holding a book with a cover that had a warped face on it as if it was crying out in pain or trying to scream. The book cover was also made out of dried out human skin.

"Ash?" Jennie asked confused as she and Owen ran up to him to get a good look at the book, "What the hell is that?!"

"Back off, you morons!" Ash yelled flipping through the pages of the books. They noted the writing was inked in blood.

"What are you? You primitive screwheads too?" Ash yelled, "Gimmie some room!"

"Whatever, Jerk-Ass." Owen said taking Jennie inside the school.

"What was that back there?" Claire asked.

"That means we're totally and royally screwed," Ash said continuing to flip through, "THAT was Jason Voorhees."

"What are you looking for?" Claire asked.

"Something to help us." Ash explained, "The book is fulla magic mojo that can be used on Jason. Unfortunately, I can't read any of this crap! I know some spells already from it, but none that can

get rid of him forever."

As soon as he finished, they heard a scream from inside the school.

Ash and Claire raced inside the school only to be met with the most gruesome sight ever witnessed by the human eyes. Jason was already inside the store, ripping people up, but something was EXTREMELY out of place. Jason's machete was flying around everywhere slicing through people as if by some unknown force while people were getting thrown into either each other or into the wall at ramming speed.

"He's killing them all!" Claire gasped in disbelief before turning to Ash, "ASH! Do something!"

It took Ash only 5 seconds to stare before he ran out the exit throwing Claire the book.

"ASH?!" Claire yelled shocked that Ash would run instead of fight, "Where are you going?! You're the Chosen One!!"

"All right, Ms. Bennet!" Mr. Tresses said walking up to her angrily, "I already called the police. You are in a serious amount of trouble for your new prank. Now shut this thing off, or so god help me..."

At that moment, Jason tapped him on the shoulder and sent him flying into the wall spattering him like a fly would be squashed by a fly swatter.

Well, well, Sylar thought looking at Claire from Jason's body, If it isn't my old friend. And with the book no less.

Sylar prepared to open Claire's head, but as he began to have Jason point his finger, he was shot in the chest by a blast. He turned around and looked at who shot him.

Standing on a pile of boxes was Ash. He now had his trusty boomstick with him and his new chain lightning chainsaw strapped to his arm as he pointed the gun at Jason.

"Sir," He spoke calmly, "I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store."

Jason lunged at him as Ash held his Chainsaw ready.

"Let's go." He said quietly before lunging back at him.

Jason tried to tackle Ash, but Ash reacted quicker dove under him. As he did, he raised the chainsaw upward, slicing Jason's stomach as he flew over him. Jason landed opposite of Ash in pain as Ash swung the chainsaw to carve Jason's side. Jason grabbed Ash's arm and began to twist it. Ash yelled in pain as he desperately tried to reach his starter.

Jason prepared to break it, but Ash kicked him in the face and started up the Chainsaw. Sylar used his telekinesis to bring Jason's machete back at him. It flew into his hand as He raced at Ash.

You're going down! Sylar thought.

"I'm getting out!" Ash said out loud running away.

Ash made his way to the book section of the store desperately trying to find a shelf to hide his

behind. He finally found a shelf and ducked into it. Jason approached looking for Ash. He waited

long enough for Jason to be in front of the shelf. At that moment, Ash pushed the shelf forward slamming right into Jason.

Jason threw the book shelf aside. Now Sylar was really pissed. He scanned around for Ash, only

to have him pop up behind him and ram the saw into his side. Jason staggered backward before he fell.

Ash looked at his body in disgust.

"Groovy." He uttered before turning to Claire and the others who had been watching from the sidelines, "It's all right!"

But no sooner had he said those words than Jason ripped the chainsaw right off his hand. Ash yelled in pain as Jason took his body and slammed him through the wall twice before throwing

him through the wall itself. Ash flew head-first and into a soda machine. The promised one was

now unconscious.

"LEAVE HIM ALONE!!" Claire yelled jamming a knife into Jason's elbow.

All right, Sylar thought, I'll save you for later if that's how you want it.

Jason grabbed Claire and threw her through the wall as well slamming her head into the soda machine and landing her on top of Ash.

Jason took the book and left the remaining victims.

"Ooooh...." Ash groaned getting up to watch Claire heal her skull, "Why is it every time I fight I get beat up and the rest of you schmoes walk out like a Ritz?" He asked.

"You're coming with us." A voice said.

Ash and Claire looked just in time to see a doctor inject them with a needle. The both then fell asleep.

THE AFTERLIFE:

"Let's see..." Sylar said reading the Necronomicon, "Time Portals...no need...deadites...don't bother..."

He stopped and smiled at the page he was looking for.

"Aaaah." He said grinning, "Here we are: Resurrection Passages."

He stopped before he could read it. Something on the page had caught his eye. Thanks to the Waitress he killed in Texas, he now knew Summarian by heart and stared at the passage on the

other page.

"What's this?" He asked, "Genetic Monstrosities? Sounds like my thing."

He cleared his throat before reciting the passage:

"KANDA!" He chanted as a portal started to open, "Noesferatous! Gituia! Sumon! KANDA! KANDA! KANDA!" With that the portal sucked him up.

JASON'S CURRENT LOCATION:

Jason stared as Sylar appeared.

He grinned wildly looking at his surroundings as if he had just discovered this area.

"I'm back." He said taking the book from Jason.

"Well," He said putting his arm around Jason, "Thanks for everything. Now, I need to test this out, so.." He stopped and looked at Jason. He had his palm out like he was expecting Sylar to give him money.

"Oh." He said, "Yes. A deal I suppose. He opened a portal and a magical screen for Jason to watch from before entering.

Odessa Texas, Hewitt Hospital..

Ash woke up. He noticed that once again he couldn't move. He looked and saw he was tied to a

hospital bed. He then checked out his surroundings. In the room, was a doctor watching him and

next to him was Claire sleeping in bed.

"HEY!" He yelled to the doctor as he ignored Ash, "Let me outta here! I gotta..."

He stopped. He turned to Claire who was singing a delusional but familiar song that Ash recognized instantly.

"One..Two..Freddy's coming for you..." Claire sang as she faded in and out of consciousness.

"Kruger!" Ash whispered trying to find a way to stop him. Then he got an idea.

"Hey!" Ash said to the doctor as he looked at him.

"You're a New Yorker, right?" Ash asked.

"Yes." He said, "What's that got to do with anything?"

"Well," Ash said grinning, "YANKEES SUCK!"

The doctor looked at him angrily before he stuck Ash with a needle.

CLAIRE'S DREAM:

"Well," Freddy said running his blade across Claire's cheek, "Ain't you the sweet little thing?"

"Get away, you burned rubber!" Claire said trying to be brave.

"You heard her, Krug." A voice said.

The both of them turned around to see Ash standing there with his shotgun, "Let's go."

Freddy charged at him, but everything and everyone in the room turned to ash.

ASH'S DREAM:

Ash woke up in a rocking chair groggily.

"Musta dosed off again..." Ash said putting his right hand to his face.

WAIT!

Ash looked in horror and joy. His right hand was back again!

"How'd..." He asked happily, "It's like before in the cabin. Before the deadites ruined...."

He looked in full horror now. His hand was receiving black veins again and was going out of control again.

"NO!" Ash yelled as his hand now turned radioactive without him noticing.

Above, unknown to Ash, Sylar laughed in glee as he watched Ash try to keep the hand away from his face.

"Oh. You bastards!" He hissed, "You dirty bastards! You've taken my hand again!"

He cried uncontrollably.

"GIVE ME BACK MY HAND!" He screamed.