Dislaimer: I do not own any of the TDI characters. But if I did- wow, did I do a good job. No animals were harmed due to the making of this season of TDH, maybe Chef and Chris but none of the animals, which should be good enough for you.

20 disgruntled teenagers stood in front of Chris and Chef as they looked over the students. Heather was clearly the most disappointed, or, actually just plain angered that she didn't win.

"Hello students. I hope you had a fun time playing the little Treasure Hunt I set you guys off on." Grinned the host, as Chef nodded.

"Ok! You are going to be receiving your roommates! I do not want any, 'Oh man's' or 'Darn's' when we select your roommate!" Growled Chef Hatchet, "The first two roommates are going to be Sadie and Beth!"

Beth looked over at Sadie as Chef Hatchet announced it, smiling politely. Sadie returned the smile but couldn't help but look over at Katie, with a moan, "Why do you always have to split up me and Katie?"

"Because, having two best friends be roommates sort of defeats the whole purpose of us picking roommates in the first place." Replied Chris.

"It's ok Sadie," Comforted Beth, patting her shoulder, "At least'th you guys will see'th each other."

Sadie nodded but ran over towards her friend to give her a huge hug, "Then, who is Katie going to be with?"

"I was going to get right to that," Remarked Chris, and adding, "Katie is going to be with Lindsay."

Lindsay looked over at the host with a questioning look on her face, as she cocked her head to the side, "Who is Kailey?"

"It's Katie." Corrected the girl, sighing and looking back up at her friend, "It's going to be so hard without you! You have to visit me in my dorm!"

"Ooh, you'll have to visit me too!"

"I'll visit you more!"

"No I will-"

"Can you guys just stop talking?!" Yelled Chef, causing Lindsay to jump backwards, "The next roommates are Tyler and Cody!"

Tyler shrugged as he looked over at Cody who was leaning against the wall trying too look cool currently. Cody looked over at Tyler and gave a tight smile, waving, but losing balance and almost falling.

"Ok then," Said Chris, clasping his hands together, "The next pair I thought of all by myself, the crazy party animal and the quite book worm. Geoff and Noah!"

Geoff raised her hand the air as he let out a, "Whoop!" and looked over at Noah, putting his arm around him and saying, "You are going to have the most fun of your life man! Tonight we should have a huge party!"

"Ok, first of all I don't do parties," Began Noah, closing his book momentarily, "And second of all, please don't touch me."

Geoff raised his hands in front of him as he cried out, "Sorry man."

Bridgette came behind Geoff and looked over at Noah, explaining, "Just give Geoff a chance. I know he might seem a little loud to you but once you get to know him he's a pretty cool guy."

"Seriously?" Asked Geoff, smirking.

Noah rolled his eyes as he commented, "I don't see how these accommodations are going to work out Chris."

Chris smirked as he answered, "The whole point of having roommates makes the ratings go high, so the fact that total opposites are being placed together in the same dorm is just good news for me."

"You hear that, princess?" Snickered Duncan, "Total opposites, I am starting to have a feeling that we might be in the same room together."

Courtney was about to respond when the host slightly frowned and said, "The roommates are strictly the same gender. No boy and girl dorms. But that is just for your own safety only."

"Thank gosh," Huffed Heather, "I was starting to think that I might have to stay in the same room as one of you pigs."

Chef Hatchet growled as he stated, "Quite down, quite down! The next pair is Trent and Prairie-boy." He jerked his head over at who he had mentioned as, "Prairie Boy" who was none other than Ezekiel.

"Cool," Replied Trent, giving a side-glance over at Ezekiel, "We alright man?"

"We're good, eh." Responded Ezekiel, giving a thumbs up.

Chris nodded and smiled, announcing the next pair, "The next roommates are Leshawna and Eva!"

Leshawna looked over at Eva, who was cracking her knuckles in her direction, "You have got to be trippin' me! There is no way you can put me in the same room with somebody who looks like they are going to kill me right now!"

Eva huffed, her eyes darting over at Chris, "I won't hurt her. As long as she doesn't get in my way."

"You see? That is what I am talking about!" Groaned Leshawna, looking over at Eva, "I don't want to get hurt by her."

"Why Leshawna? Because you're scared of her?" Mocked Heather.

"I am not scared of Eva! She is just too aggressive to be hanging out in the same room with!" She stated, placing her hands on her hips.

"Leshawna, calm down. I'm sure she won't mess with you if you don't mess with her." Explained the CIT.

"Exactly." Scowled Eva.

"It just seems messed up is all." Said Leshawna, rolling her eyes and turning her back from Eva who was controlling the urge to hurt her.

"Wow, seems like a lot of tension there!" Exclaimed Chris, looking directly at the camera, "But now we have a couple of more roommates to pair up. Owen and Justin. Courtney and Bridgette."

Owen let his mouth drop literally to the ground as the host said he would be sharing a dorm with Justin. He looked over at Justin as he said, "Fun, huh?"

Justin was looking at himself in the mirror at the time and looked over at Owen to simply nod and reply, "Sure."

Owen wasn't sure to merely nod back or faint so he did both and fell to the ground. Chris looked awkwardly down at the fallen teenager and whispered to Chef, "Good thing that nobody was in Owen's landing zone."

Meanwhile Bridgette looked over at Courtney and gave her a warm smile, "Cool."

The CIT smiled back at her friend and replied, "This should be fun." As she said she suddenly realized that there was only two more guys who haven't gotten picked yet.

Courtney sent a scowl over at Harold as Chef Hatchet announced, "And the last two roommates are Duncan and Harold, as well as Gwen and Heather!"

Duncan cracked his knuckles as he sent a glare over at Harold, "Do I really have to share the same room as the person who got my girlfriend kicked off?"

"Gosh," Said Harold, "Why does everybody keep on bothering me about that?"

Chris lifted his index finger as he explained, "You can be rest assured that we actually have rules to fix these kinds of problems."

"Like the rules, you said you had in TDI?" Groaned Courtney, rolling her eyes.

Gwen looked over at Heather, as she said, "Isn't there a rule that says you can't be with Heather?"

Heather scowled over at Gwen as she said, "It isn't a basket full of fun for me either Goth Girl."

The four students spat insults and yelled at each other, as Chef yelled, "Be quiet! What did I say at the beginning of this?! Take what you get and don't throw a fit!"

The students quieted down slightly as Chris looked them all over, "Good, this should do for a fun season," He grinned as he put his hand in his pocket, getting out keys with the dorm numbers on them, "Each student will be getting one key for their dorm and one key only. If you happen to lose your key you will not be getting a new one! Ever!"

"Do we have a place to complain like on the island?" Asked Harold.

"Good question! Yes, you do. You can tell your thoughts on how the season is going or just to complain in the storage closet over there." He pointed to the storage closet next to his office and added, "Oh and don't worry, there is plenty enough light in there for you to see."

Confession Cam.

Leshawna walks into the Storage Closet, tripping on a loose item, "Ugh, Chris totally lied about this place having enough light." She suddenly looks up to confess, "I am not sure about this whole having to share a dorm with Eva thing. Have you seen that girl? She looks like she wants to kill me! And Heaven knows what Eva's requirements from, 'Getting in my way' are!"

Harold sits down on a bucket in the Storage Closet and announces, "Gosh, I never thought that Duncan was going to be my roommate. And since I got Courtney kicked off Duncan is going to be worse than ever before, Gosh."

Gwen sighs and sits down, "I can't believe Chris would do that to me! He knows that Heather and me aren't compatible with each other! Which is probably his master plan to get, 'higher ratings'."

Heather walks into the Storage Closet and cringes seeing that the only thing to sit on in here was a bucket. She uncomfortably sits herself on the bucket and crosses her legs, "I seriously don't know what Chris's damage is to bring us back for another Season but if Gwen as so much touches any of my stuff I will have to make her life even worse than on that god-forsaken island."

Chris passed out the separate keys as the students picked up their belongings walked into their dorms. DJ and Izzy still behind their own doors.

Sadie and Beth were the first ones to get their key as they walked into their room. The room was much better than the one back at camp to Sadie's surprise.

"Oh my gosh! I haven't seen real sheets in like forever!" Squealed Sadie, as she jumped onto the bed.

Beth smiled and commented, "Yeah." She looked around and put her bag on the ground, walking into the bathroom, "Oh my gosh'th! Sadie! The bathroom'th is actually clean!"

Sadie ran into the bathroom and looked around at the clean bathroom, "That's weird. Doesn't seem like something Chris would do."

"I guess tho'.." Replied Beth, "But it's good'th enough for me!"

Lindsay pushed open the door for her and Katie as they walked into the dorm. The girl looked strangely around the room and let out a gasp, "This isn't my house!"

Katie sighed and said, "We are in Season 2 now Lindsay."

"Season 2?! I barely understood Season 1!" Cried out Lindsay dropping her bags onto the ground, "Man, Christy much really like this show."

Katie giggled and corrected, "You mean Chris."

Confession Cam.

Chris's mouth drops open as he yells, "My name is Chris! Not Christy!"

Eva pushed the door open as she stalked in, Leshawna following her. Eva turned towards Leshawna and pushed her back growling, "Don't get in my way, got it?"

"Girl, you got some real issues." Stated Leshawna, placing her hands on her hips, "You can't come in here and tell me not to get in your way!"

"I don't see you having anything to back it up with." Growled Eva, scowling as she clenched her fists.

Leshawna shook her head and said, "I don't want to talk about this with somebody who can barely keep their temper."

Eva was about to break down but Leshawna simply dropped her bags and walked out of the dorms. The body-builder didn't even care where she was going, as long as she was out of her hair.

Probably the calmest dorm in the whole school was Courtney's and Bridgette's who were the only ones who were actually friends.

"What do you think about the new Season?" Asked Bridgette as she opened the closet and hung up some of her clothes from her bag.

Courtney shrugged and said, "I was actually pretty excited to go back home. But I guess that since 200,000 dollars is going to be given to who wins I might as well just try."

"That's exactly how I feel," Replied the girl, "I was actually going to just go surfing when I got home and maybe hang out with Geoff sometime. We actually live not too far from each other," She fell into deep thought but decided to ask, "So how are things with you and Duncan going?"
"Good, I guess," Sighed the CIT, "It's just that sometimes he gets on my nerves. But I guess he is alright."

"It sounds like you are doubting it yourself." Commented Bridgette.

Courtney shrugged, "I don't know. It's just whenever I think of me and Duncan together I have to think about how everybody back home is going to think about it."

"Well you don't have to do anything you don't want to."

"I guess so."

Heather pushed the door open and stomped into the room, scowling, "This is totally messed up! Why do I have to spend my personal time with you?! This has to be a cruel joke or something!"

"I am not exactly ecstatic about this either.." Groaned Gwen, throwing her bags onto the ground.

Heather rolled her eyes and crossed her arms, suddenly stating, "Well I am going to sleep on the bed. You can sleep on that couch over there!"

"No way! I have every right to sleep on a bed!"

"None that I can see."

Gwen scowled and sat down on the bed, "I am going to sleep here, so you can go sleep on the couch."

"There isn't any way I am going to sleep on the couch, alright?" Yelled Heather, her voice becoming piercing. She rolled her eyes and placed her bag on the bed, "You better not push me Goth Girl, I have enough problems as it is."

"Problems? You mean like the fact that everybody here can't stand you?!" Screamed Gwen, "I might as well sleep in Izzy's room than sleep in the same room as you!"

A noise came from the side of the wall as a knocking noise was heard to the left side of the wall, "Did somebody say my name?" Asked what seemed to be Izzy's voice.

"Yes I did!" Yelled Gwen, still caught up in her rage, she looked over at Heather as she replied, "Can I stay with you?"

"Sure! This will be so much fun! We can do voodoo together and at midnight I can get out my Oujia Board and we can summon evil spirits!" Cried Izzy, clearly excited.

"Yeah Goth Girl," Sneered Heather, "Go over to Izzy's and play your little voodoo mind games. At least I will have a room to myself."

"Fine then, I will!" Yelled Gwen grabbing her bags and slamming the door shut behind her.

Confession Cam.

Gwen growls and sets her bags down, "I can't believe the nerve of Heather! She always thinks she can boss everyone around her around!"

Heather crosses her arms, "Next challenge I have to be sure to make sure she doesn't win. Then pit everybody against her. She never was the smartest of players."

Izzy claps her hands and flips her hair, "Having Gwen with me is going to be sooo fun! We will totally get out my voodoo dolls and poke Heather with them! One time it actually worked! This one time this guy, who's name I forgot was being totally annoying and telling me that I was crazy, Weird huh? But anyways that night I got out my voodoo dolls and poked him in the arm with a pin and the next day he broke his arm! I accidentally tripped him, but still! It works!"

"This is totally going to be a wicked season, right Noah?" Asked Geoff, setting his bags down and looking over at the bookworm.

Noah slightly nodded, not looking from his book as he sat down on the nearest couch, "Sure."

"Dude, are you even going to be here to see this?" Geoff stated, waving his hand in front of Noah's face, "We have to get ready for the big party we are going to set up tonight after somebody gets kicked off."

"So we are going to have a party because somebody is getting kicked off?" Noah didn't look up from his book as he said this and interrupted Geoff by saying, "For some reason I'm not surprised."

"No man! I mean, we won't have enough time for the party right now. So after somebody gets kicked off is the only time." Explained Geoff, scratching the back of his head, "Now that I think about it, sounds kind of odd, huh?"

"Obviously," Huffed Noah, sighing and continuing to read.

"Dude, if we are going to get along you have to make some effort to try." Sighed the teenager, "Tonight is the only time," Noah stayed silent behind his book as Geoff said, "Fine then, ignore me."

Tyler threw his bag across the room as he came into his and Cody's dorm. He ran towards the bed and jumped across it, lying on his back on the bed.

"Cool crib." Commented Cody, as he casually threw his bag to the side of the wall, "Seems like there is only one bed."

"Hey, can I have it?" Asked Tyler, looking over at Cody.

Cody shrugged and replied, "Sure man."

"Cool," Smiled the jock suddenly asking, "What do you think about the new Season?"

"I wanted to go home to see my family and stuff but it's ok," Shrugged Cody, sitting on the couch, "At least Gwen is here."

"Man, that's the same way I feel about Lindsay." Agreed Tyler, "It's weird though how Chris is having us together in the same room, he must of thought of us as enemies or something."

"Or he just didn't have enough odd roommates."

Tyler grinned and nodded, "Probably. But what I am really waiting for is the outrageous challenges Chris is going to plan for us. Like maybe, ultimate dodge ball, or football or something."

"Sounds pretty ultimate to me," Commented Cody, leaning back on his arms but missing the wall and falling backwards.

"You ok?" Asked Tyler, leaning forward to see Cody on the ground.

"I'm fine."

Ezekiel looked around the dorm oddly as he set down his bags. Trent watched as the prairie boy looked around the dorm and sat down on the couch,"Man, you ok?"

The prairie boy looked up as he answered, "I'm ok, eh."

"You seem pretty skeptical about this whole thing if I am noticing this correctly." Stated Trent, placing his guitar case against the side of the wall and placing his bag on the bed.

"I have never been to school."

"Seriously?" Asked Trent, "There are so many things you can never experience if you don't go to school."

"That's why my doctor prescribed TDI for me." Explained Ezekiel, "He said something about me not getting my daily amount of Vitamin-D."

"Well I'm sure you will have a blast," Nodded Trent, "As long as Chris doesn't give any crazy challenges or something."

"He probably will, eh."

"You'll probably right."

"Ok man," Scowled Duncan, "I don't like you and you don't like me. But does that mean you had to kick off Courtney?"

Duncan had Harold in a corner as he asked the question. Harold dropped his bags as he said, "Gosh, I was just getting back at you."

The delinquent scoffed and said, "Well that's not a good way to go with it."

"Why do we have to talk about it? It's not like I could go back into the past and do anything about it or something." Explained Harold, muttering under his breath a quick, "Idiot."

Duncan cracked his knuckles and touched Harold's chest with his index finger threatening, "Well if you ever do anything to get either me or Courtney voted off-"

"I know, I know, you will hurt me, Gosh." Responded Harold, maneuvering around the delinquent with his bags to unpack.

Duncan was still scowling as the teenager moved around him. He grinded his teeth together as he said to himself, "Why did I ever want to go on this lame show?"

"Hey chubby, you ok?" Spat Chef as he kicked the fainted heap known as Owen.

Owen yawned, as he looked up at Chef, still half asleep as he whimpered, "No, I want the last piece of pizza."

Chef looked over at Chris as he asked, "Would you mind if I woke up this chump my way?"

"By all means." Grinned Chris, already knowing what he had in mind and handing him a loud speaker.

Chef Hatchet pushed the speaker towards Owen as he yelled, "Wake up! Wake up! We haven't got all day!"

Owen jumped in his sleep as he jolted up and looked around, "What, what?" He suddenly realized he was awake as he announced, "Oh man! I was just about to eat-"

"The last slice of pizza?" Assumed the host.

"Yeah," Owen grinned, "How did you know?"

"Sorry man, but you actually talk in your sleep." Laughed Chris, "And I heard a lovely range of you eating pizza the fact that you stuff turkey under your pillow for the morning."

"The horror!" Screamed Owen, standing up.

"And it's going to get even worse if you keep standing there and not go to your dorm!" Boomed Chef, Chris on cue handing Owen the key.

Owen started running as he fumbled with the key to get it inside the lock. He unlocked it and slammed the door behind him.

"Odd kid huh?" Grunted Chef, crossing his arms.

"Yeah, but not as odd as some of our other campers." Smirked Chris, "Why don't we go watch them now? A good way to pass the time while they are getting settled."

The new roommates have been set and I hope you are very pleased with some of these unique pairings. And it looks like we have figured out the ugly truth that Owen talks in his sleep! And.. The fact that he hides turkey under his pillow every night. (Gross!) The next chapter is going to be as funny and charming as ever! Once again,

If anybody would like to suggest any challenges or anything you would like to see on this season of TDI that you would find hilarious to do (and it probably will be) just review and tell me. Your reviews count, as do all of the fish in the sea.