"Come on, you two," Sylar taunted as Freddy and Jason went back to back desperately trying

to hold off the oncoming of the thousand murdered victims they had killed, "You two are supposed to be killers, aren't you? Monsters? Well, it looks like your not. I know exactly what it's like. I could have had that chance. But it was torn away from me. Now you're going to see how it's like to be torn out of you."

He smirked as he focused on Jason's machete. It flew right out of his hand and sliced Jason through the chest and went right into Freddy's back. The two were now stuck together.

"As if it couldn't get more confusing!" Freddy said trying to adjust to being literally attached

to Jason now.

"All right," Sylar said starting to leave, "I got some work to put into motion now. With the Necronomicon, I'm going to show everybody around the world that I am the most and only special person there is and it all starts with...."

He paused. Where the Necronomicon once laid on the table spot, was nothing."

"What?!" Sylar roared before turning to where Ash was. Or at least WHERE he was.

Sylar let out almost a primal scream of rage before flying straight up out of the house and leaving

a hole in there. Wires fell to the floor in return. That's when Freddy got an idea.

"Jase!" Freddy called, "Let's see if we can't get to those cords there!"

Jason looked confused but did so anyway. With as much power as they could muster, Freddy and

Jason unleashed their rage on their victims sending them flying everywhere. Bodies were sent flying into the walls. Some even smashed against there so hard, the bodies broke back into bones.

As soon as they got close enough, Freddy grabbed one of the cords and began pulling himself upwards. He groaned in pain as the wire began to loosen. Freddy struggled a bit more, desperately trying to do this quickly before the wire snapped. Finally, he was able to pull himself out of Jason's machete. Jason reached back and grabbed the machete as the two finally killed off

the last of their now deadite possessed victims.

"Well," Freddy commented, "That wasn't such a jar now, was it?"

Jason then grabbed Freddy's arm and started twisting it as Freddy groaned in pain. He then punched Freddy right in the gut sending him flying right into the wall. Jason continued at him

as Freddy used his last idea.

"Wait!" Freddy yelled. Throwing out his claws, Freddy slammed a nearby fold-up table between himself and the masked maniac.

"Jason! We're both trying to stop the same guy, so stop and listen for a second in your dumb-ass

life!" Freddy reason.

Jason stared at him angrily for doing this to him already twice but listened.

"Let's make a deal." Freddy said walking next to him and putting his arm around Jason's neck,

"We team-up this last time. Afterward, we'll never have to see each other's ugly mugs again. All you have to do is take care of a little problem of ours. This Sylar guy or whatever the hell he calls

himself and that meddling Williams. In addition, as the banker, I'll bring her back. You know. So, whadda say, partner? Deal or no deal?"

Freddy extended gloved hand out to Jason.

Jason stared at it thinking this time. He knew NEVER to trust the nightmare man who had hurt

him before, but this was worth it to him.

He nodded up and down as Freddy clapped his hands together gleefully.

"Just like old times." He grinned, "I always wanted to go Sky-Hunting."

Odessa, Texas

Far from Claire's house

Ash ran as fast as his feet could carry him as he clutched tightly to the Necronomicon in his hands. Out of nowhere, a pair of bones reached out from bellow, grabbing his feet and causing

him to fall.

"Deadite possessed bones?!" He asked getting up as more bones appeared holding him down,

"DAMN YOU SYLAR!!! I'm gonna rip those eyebrows offa your face and shove them straight

up your ass, you brain-licking freak! See if I don't!"

Ash then noticed some rats scurrying up to him and staring at him like he had just turned into

a cartoon animated ham.

"Uh." Ash said trying to think, "Nice rats! The cheese markets open early, right? So why don't you make your way over there, so...."

At that moment, the rats began attacking him in all sorts of ridiculous ways. Two kept jamming

into his eyes like fingers, one scratched at his legs, three of them worked together to slam one into his but so they could bite it and the rest kept scratching at his face.

"All right!" Ash said getting mad and crazy, "You like me, huh? Well, I guess I like you too. In fact, you're so cute, I could just eat ya!"

With that, the promised one opened his mouth just in time to catch a rat in it and started to devour it.

"Yum!" Ash said with his mouth full of the rodent, "Taste like cheese! Hahahahahahaha!"

He spit out the tail and desperately tried to get his new King 5000 chainsaw up again. He reached

and reached until finally, he got the "T" Starter on the "V" Cord again.

"Showtime." Ash commented as he sliced the bone hands off his right side by throwing the saw

back. The bones let go as Ash broke free of the other one. He turned around and started sawing

the bones off the legs. When he was through, he stared at the rodents very pissed.

"All right," He said quietly raising his shoe, "Who wants some?"

With that, he brought it down on the rodents squashing 3 of them. The others scurried away quickly.

"Tha's right!" Ash yelled, "Go ahead and run! Run home and cry to Momma!"

He then walked away as quick as he could.

"That'll teach ya." Ash commented, "Gotta get back to the kids before Sylar, Freddy or Jason

show up and..."

He stopped. There was Owen with Jenny stabbed right through the chest together like a lollipop

almost. Except there was no need to question wether there was a chocolate center as this was

done by a machete.

"No..." Ash said quietly looking at the ground defeated, "Son of a bitch. I shoulda never left you... shoulda saved you..."

He stopped as horror came to his eyes staring at the ground. Near Owen's foot, was Claire's necklace. It was all coming back to haunt him again. All the women he had failed to save. Mindy,

Linda, Shelia, Sugarbaby, Carrie and now Claire.

"No.." Ash said now really defeated, "No....NOOOOOOO!"

"Ash?" A voice asked.

Ash spun around to see Claire standing there.

"Claire?!" Ash asked happily embracing her tightly, "Christ! You scared the hell outta me! I thought he got you too."

"I can heal," Claire commented, "Remember?"

"Yeah," Ash said, "But not from a psychotic mutant kid-killer I bet."

He looked up and suddenly grabbed her hand as they ran. Claire looked up to see Sylar's face appearing in the moon.

"Ash?!" Claire asked scared out of hell, "What the hell's going on?!"

"Sylar used the Necronomicon." Ash explained, "He's now altering reality faster than you can

say: 'Tycondaroga.' But I have a plan as soon as we're safe."

They ran into an empty shack as Ash slammed the door and locked it.

He gestured the book to Claire as he continued.

"The book has the power to send Freddy, Jason and Sylar away permanently." Ash explained quietly.

"Didn't you already tell me that?" Claire asked.

"Yeah." Ash said shushing her so Sylar couldn't hear them, "But this has stuff I didn't mention

before. You see, I finally learned something. Last time I used it on Freddy, I...kinda screwed up

the words again. But I got it this time so...so...."

He stopped and looked at the ground.

"Christ." He cursed handing Claire the book, "Look at myself. I'm 36 years old still fighting the

deadites and I still have no idea where I am now. You do it, Claire. I'm no hero. So long."

He was about to leave, when he was interrupted by a flashing light.

"CLAIRE!" He yelled grabbing her as the light engulfed them.

18 years ago...

Claire and Ash reappeared in a room.

"This is Sylar's house," Claire explained looking at a woman who reminded Ash of what's-her-face from that musical movie about the man-eating plant with the guy from 'Ghostbusters' reading the book to a 13-year old boy.

"And that's Sylar and his Mom." Claire explained, "Dad showed me some old pictures from the

file he had on him. This must be where he learned about the Book of the Dead in the first place.

They watched carefully as a spirit lunged inside the boy.

"WAIT A MINUITE!!!" Ash said getting the picture, "JASON NEVER WAS A DEADITE! YOU'RE TELLING ME IT WAS THIS FREAK?!"

He shut the book instantly as they disappeared.

Present Day Odessa Texas...

"YOU BOOK FROM BITCHES!" Ash roared at the book, "THIS IS YOUR FAULT! YOU GOT THE HAG TO POSSES HER SON AND TURN HIM INTO A BRAIN EATING MACHINE! You caused all those deaths and have been bringing more pain and suffering to the

world than the last! Well, I know a way you're gonna help us, book."

He handed it to Claire and looked at her seriously.

"All right," He explained forming a battle plan, "You read the passages and I'll take care of the

dead crew."

He opened the book and flipped to a page of a portal.

"When the time comes," He said to her, "Open the book to this page and recite these words:

Klattu. Baritta. Niktu."

"All right." Claire said taking the book.

"Well," Ash said waiting, "Say them."

"Klattu. Baritta. Niktu." Claire repeated.

"Again!" Ash commanded.

"I got it!" Claire protested.

"No you don't!" Ash lectured raising his voice, "You need to say all the words! Every tiny little

syllable or it doesn't work! It's happened twice already and it's gonna again unless you repeat them!"

"Klattu! Baritta! Niktu!" Claire screamed.

"You got it?!" Ash yelled.

"Yes!" Claire screamed.

"Good!" Ash answered as they calmed down. Out of nowhere, they heard a wild laugh.

"Hang on, Claire." Ash said reading his chainsaw, "Let's wait for the freaky family to show up

then we suck the suckers."

He turned back to the door.

"All right, Sylar." Ash said starting the saw, "You think you can take the book from me? Huh?

Do ya? Come get some!"

Silence.

"Whatta waiting for?" Ash demanded, "I've taken on millions times worth the worthless slasher

stichkt you have. I've beat entire armies of deadites. You think I'm going down to your glorified

eyebrows? I've worked in retail for 11 years. Now THAT'S scary."

He suddenly stopped and looked at the surroundings with Claire shocked. The entire landscape

had suddenly changed they were now in New York City. Except with one big difference. Everything was destroyed and gone. It was almost like an atom bomb went of in there 5 years ago. As much as Ash was shocked by this new treatment, Claire was the most terrorized by where they were.

"What the hell is this?" Ash asked.

"This is what Sylar tried to do when he blew up New York..." Claire said still shocked, "I...I never thought I'd see it...everything...gone..."

"Not everything!" Ash said pointing with his chainsaw hand. About a few feet away from them

was a crowd gathered around something.

"Hey!" Ash called as they ignored him completely, "Get outta here! It's not safe!"

He was then interrupted by a scream.

He spun around to see Sylar taking Claire inside the building behind him.

"SYLAR!" Ash yelled racing toward them as the door slid shut, "Get your eyebrows away from

her, you freak!"

That's when a bunch of elongated hands came up from behind him and pulled him back by the neck. Luckily, he had heard part of it coming just in time and had reacted quickly enough so that

his neck didn't break. He turned to see that the hands were coming from the crowd. The crowd

now turned into super-powered deadites.

Ash looked up as a deadite-possessed man in his early 30's flew up to him and started punching him.

"What's wrong, Ash?" He asked punching his face and causing his nose to bleed, "You're the chosen one, right? Huh, buddy! Well, guess what? We don't want a chosen one! We need a Soul

to swallow!"

Just then, buildings from the landscape changed into a cyclops Sylar as he stared at Ash from bellow.

"It's a shame," The behemoth figure said, "The people you once saved now want to kill you. You're not a hero, Ash. You're too bad."

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the dynamite!" Ash joked taking out a lit TNT stick. He grabbed the elongated hand and stretched it quickly pointing it right up the giant's nose.

"Bad news, Goliath," Ash quipped firing it into the Cyclops Sylar's Nose, "Joshua just commanded the Children to shout."

At that moment, the buildings blew up causing a thousand chunks of debris to fall distracting the

deadites from Ash. He used this opportunity to break away as he slipped another TNT stick into his boomstick. He fired sending the lit rod into the front of the crowd of Deadites running right at

him. A explosion blew up right in front of them, sending them flying backward and into the falling chunks. Ash watched as they hit the ground and crushed this army.

"And the walls just came tumbling down." Ash finished racing into the building.

INSIDE:

"GIVE ME THE BOOK, CLAIRE!" Sylar roared as Claire ran desperately trying to keep the book away from him, "GIVE IT TO ME NOW!"

Claire tripped and fell on her face, letting the book go flying out the window.

"That was very stupid," Sylar commented telekinetically choking her neck as she gasped trying to

get air, "Now I'm going to have to do what I should have done to you at Homecoming."

He pointed her finger at her, but suddenly, the landscape once again changed.

They were now in some sort of boiler room. But the scenery was all red.

"Welcome to my world, bitch." A voice called.

Sylar spun around to see Freddy standing right in front of him.

"Hello, Sylar." Freddy sneered before sending him back into the wall.

Jason then appeared and grabbed him by the arms holding him in place.

"Atta boy, Jase." Freddy yelled laughing as he kept slicing Sylar in the chest with his glove,

"I always appreciated the classics!"

He then kicked Sylar right between the knees.

"Hahahahahaha!" He laughed, "Oh that's gotta hurt!"

"You think you can stop me?" Sylar asked starting to get mad, "When I've already translated the

Necronomicon, Kruger. Even here you're not special."

With that, he placed his hand on Jason's mask and turned his hand radioactive. Jason staggered

back in pain from the heat as Sylar turned his attention back to Freddy.

"In my world, Kruger," Sylar explained, "You're a mortal. And I'm a god."

With that, he brought the floor Freddy was standing on up and flayed him right into the ceiling.

"Oooh." Freddy commented, "Scary!"

With that, Jason popped up from behind him and sliced Sylar's head off.

Freddy laughed as the floor fell and he put himself back together.

"Well," Freddy laughed looking at Sylar's body next to Jason, "This was some day, huh?"

Jason stared before slicing Freddy's arm off.

"Arrrgh!" He yelled as he stared at his arm, "Not my arm! Again! Again."

He chuckled as he got back up and regenerated a new arm.

"Shoulda figured again!" He kicked Jason in the face causing him to fall.

"This is the last time you fuck with me, Voorheese! This time! I'm gonna send you to hell! For

good!"

Before he could to anything else, the two killers were thrown across the room in every direction by an unknown force. They glanced quickly enough to see Sylar with a newly regenerated head.

"You both are monsters." He spat, "You could never work together. Let's see if you'll do so once

you die again. But let's see if you can survive forever!"

"CLAIRE!" A voice yelled.

Claire, who had been watching from the sidelines, turned to see Ash standing near the exit door

behind her.

"Come on!" Ash called gesturing to the exit, "Let's go!"

Claire raced as she exited and the door shut. Sylar heard this and turned just in time to see the door close.

"Leaving?" he asked, "Uh, uh."

"Come on, Claire!" Ash yelled as they ran down the stairs, "We gotta get outta here so we can

read the passages!"

Just then, they heard a noise as the building began to shake.

"Oh shit! RUN!" Ash yelled.

"There's no time!" Claire pointed out.

"I guess we do this the old fashion way!" Ash commented throwing himself and Claire out of the

window. The two fell 3 feet until they hit the ground. Behind them, the Linderman building collapsed.