"Am I insane? After all the crap swirling in the toilet bowl that's become my life, I only wish I

was. It all began with my one-nighter with my girlfriend, Linda and our friends at the cabin in the woods and that damn book. Necronomicon Ex Mortis. Roughly translated: Book of the Dead. Bound in human flesh and inked in blood, this ancient Summarian text contained bizarre rituals, funary incantations and demon resurrection passages. It was never meant for the world of the living. The owner of the cabin, Professor Knoby brought the book to this cabin to translate it. It was never meant for the world of the living. When I turned on his tape recorder which he had read the passages on, I awoke the evil. It took Linda and the others. That's when it came for me. It got into my hand and it went bad. So I lopped it off at the wrist. But that wasn't the end. The

professor's daughter, Annie, came to the cabin with some extra pages which we used to dispel

the evil and it worked. Big time. Only problem: the girl ended up dying and I got a first-class ticket to 1300 AD. I led an army with King Arthur and Henry The Red against the deadites. We

beat them and they used the book to get me back home. Only the deadites followed me as well.

I spent some time researching across the U.S.A to try to find any existence of another Necronomicon. Eventually I was led to Crystal Lake where I duked it out with two undead demon scums. And now, here I am. In Odessa, Texas. Knocked out. The freaks are back. There's

a new eyebrow guy in town and it turns out he and a bunch of other people have super powers.

Anyway, this happened...I...believe...."

-Ashley "Ash" J Williams

"Come on, Ash!" Claire insisted trying to wake him up, "I can't do this alone. Come on, get up!

I-"

She stopped and turned. From the rubble behind them, a head was forming from the rubble. She

watched as it took the form of Sylar as he appeared fully. His face was now really deranged as his

mouth was now divided into three mouths.

"Hello, Claire." He grinned extending his hand, "Give me my book. Please."

Claire stared at him for 5 seconds before running off.

She ran past the barrier where Sylar had set up his destroyed New York reality and back into Odessa. Claire noticed some shacks up ahead and tried to make it there. Halfway there, however,

she tripped on something. She looked over just in time to see some tree branches grab her legs as Sylar landed in front of her.

"Now, now." He said taking the book from her, "I'll take the Necronomicon, Claire Bear."

Just then, something sliced Sylar's head in half. He turned to see Freddy and Jason standing there. He laughed as he put his head back together.

"Can you please for one minute try to let me be?" He asked, "Oh wait. That's right. You can't.

You can't team up, you can't die and you defiantly can't leave me alone."

He chuckled as his hands started to glow.

"All right, so let's have some fun then. You feel safe following me when I have the power of the Necronomicon? You know what I can do now, right?"

Freddy and Jason stared in horror as the two elements that had originally made them the monsters

they were now appeared and engulfed them in a cylinder blocking their escapes. Freddy was caught in a cylinder of fire and Jason was caught in a cylinder of water.

"And since you can't die or be scared to death by this," Sylar said formulating a new plan, "I got a new idea for you."

He read another spell from the book and the cylinders disappeared. Freddy and Jason were now

trapped in solid ice.

"All right, Frosty the Demon Boys," Sylar said grinning as he flipped through the book, "You're about to get a first-class ticket back to hell. "There's a little passage if I'm not mistaking in here that will send you to the deadites dimension. Am I correct? Well, the deadites will enjoy your company, you'll never run out of victims again. Once you're gone for good, I'll remake the world in my divine image. The way I was always meant to be, the most special person alive. Forever."

He laughed as he found the page and began his passage.

"Klattu. Baritta. Ni-"

HONK!

"What?" Sylar asked interrupted by his speech. He turned just in time to be run over by a 88 Delta Oldsmobile. Sylar struggled as he got near the window of the car. He saw Ash in the front

looking at Sylar like he was nothing.

"Why do you interfere, Williams?!" Sylar yelled angrily, "You have no family. No friends. No

love. Why do you continue?!"

"Buddy," Ash said, "You should know: Never. But NEVER F^* with the king, baby."

With that he slammed on the brakes and turned the ignition key off sending Sylar and himself

flying. Ash used the momentum of the speed he was going at to catch up to Sylar and ram his

chin into his eyebrows. Since Sylar was almost deadite, the impact of Ash's chin left a hole where Sylar's eyebrows were.

"Oh!" Ash commented landing like an Olympic gymnast, "That's gonna leave a mark!"

Sylar laughed as he got back up.

"You may be the chosen one," He laughed, "But here, I'm the king."

His hands went magical once more as an army of the dead rose from the ground.

"Aw, hell!" Ash said.

At that moment, there was a rumble from the sky as a tornado appeared.

"Dammit!" Sylar cursed, "What now?!"

Claire, Ash and Sylar watched in shock as Henry the Red and King Arthur appeared from the

portal with their army behind them.

"CHARGE!" The two leaders yelled as they began fighting the new army of darkness.

"Henry!" Ash exclaimed, "Arthur! I gotta help them!"

"No." Sylar corrected ripping part of the ground up, "You have to die first!"

He threw it at Ash who managed to slice it in half with his chainsaw. Sylar was about to throw

another one, when suddenly, he was impaled with a claw.

"Opps!" Freddy laughed, "I guess I still need work on that blade/eye coordination, huh?"

Just then, Jason grabbed Freddy's sweater and turned his head around. Freddy laughed as he put

it back into place. Freddy laughed as he popped it back in. Ash used this opportunity to break away unnoticed to Arthur while the two foes continued fighting like contenders in a title match.

"Slow learner, retard!" Freddy laughed, "You can't stop me! I'm gonna send you back to hell,

hockey putz!"

The two killers then found each others heads slammed into each other by an unknown force. They looked to see it was Sylar.

"I'm going to do that to the both of you!" Sylar said as the three continued fighting each other.

"Henry!" One of the knights yelled to the ruler of the northern lands and his superior, "There are

too many of them! What do we do?"

"Keep fighting until your blade dulls!" Henry answered kicking one of the deadite's heads off with his foot, "Then hammer with your fists!"

Meanwhile, Ash had Finally made it to King Arthur and was helping him rev up a deadite in half

with his chainsaw.

"Artie!" Ash said, "I need you, Henry and everyone else to brace themselves to something!"

"Ask and you'll receive help, my friend." Arthur answered.

"Good," Ash said running back to Claire, "Don't let go until I say so!"

Arthur gave the command as the good army broke away and prepared themselves. Ash raced to

Claire and quickly used the chainsaw to saw the branches off.

Meanwhile, the big three were still going. Jason raised his palm to block Sylar's punch, but Sylar's hand went right through his palm anyway. Freddy used this opportunity to stick his claws

right into Sylar's arm. Sylar groaned in pain as the Dream Demon smiled wickedly. Sylar then saw some glass not too far from him. Ignoring the pain, he focused on the glass and sent it flying

into Freddy's heart. Freddy stared in shock as his eyes went white and he fell to the ground.

"Now," Sylar said turning to Jason, "Let's end this."

But not too far away, Ash had done his job and was already helping Claire up.

"Claire!" Ash yelled, "The words! Say the words!"

Claire opened the book and read the passage.

"Klattu. Baritta. Niktu!"

Sylar turned curious at what Claire had done.

"What....what happened?" He asked as he and Jason stared in utter confusion.

Without warning to the two killers, a portal opened as Jason was crushed into the ground by a tree going in with almost everything nearby. Freddy's body followed as well. Then came the greatest shock to the man who tried to blow up New York. At first, he though his spirit was leaving, but it was really his power because with every energy essence, leaving, Sylar felt weaker and weaker. Finally, his eyesight was reduced to blurriness and he fell desperately trying to grab something. He was now Gabriel Gray again. The son who was once a watchmaker who had always wanted to be special.

Meanwhile Claire was desperately holding onto something as Ash left her.

"ASH!" Claire screamed holding on, "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!"

"TO TIE UP THE LOOSE ENDS!" Ash answered.

He made his way to Sylar and looked at him in disgust.

"You think you're special?" Ash asked as Sylar looked at him helplessly, "Guess what? Because

of the book and effed-up psychopaths like you, I've lost almost all my family, my friends, my

lovers. I've been through hell. I've come out on top of the most hideous, butt ugly, vile monsters

ever. You're not special, I am. In general as I've always said..."

Ash stuck his boomstick right in Sylar's face.

"Hail to the king, baby." He finished.

With that, he fired away as Sylar's head blew up like ripe melon. His limping body stopped moving as it was sucked into the portal, twisting wildly like a rag doll. Finally, once his body

was in there, the portal shut.

"WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!" Ash called as the army cheered in victory.

The tornado vortex opened again as Ash thanked Arthur and Henry before they entered and he

went back to Claire.

"Claire, baby?" Ash called.

Claire slowly opened her eyes.

"Ash?" She asked weakly before hugging him tight. She then pulled away as she looked at him.

"Is it over, Ash?" She asked cautiously, "Are Freddy, Jason and Sylar gone for good?"

"I don't think they'll be bothering anyone again." Ash said pulling Claire close to him, "Now

gimmie some sugar-"

With that, they were interrupted by a gunshot hitting something. They turned back to see Jason

with a bullet in his head as he fell into the river behind them and get carried away by it. They then looked ahead of them to see a man in horn rimmed glasses holding a gun standing next to

a bald African American.

"Hello, Claire-Bear." Noah said calmly lowering the gun.

"Dad!" Claire said rushing up to him and hugging him tightly.

"Hey, uh, look pops..." Ash said trying to find an excuse to using pillow talk on Claire, "I have

absolutely no taste in teenage blonds like Claire."

"Good." Noah smiled, "Because you won't remember what you just said."

With that, the Haitian grabbed Ash's forehead and wiped his mind.

Epilogue 1:

Two Days Later, Detroit S-Mart

"But who am I kidding?" Ash said concluding his story to a colleague worker, "Like it could happen. Still, I feel bad that I missed Caroline's funeral. Real bad."

"Ashley?" A voice asked.

Ash turned around to see Sheila.

"Sheila!" Ash said surprised, "How'd...."

"I came to be with thee, my love..." Sheila explained.

"Sure I coulda stayed in the past coulda even been king. But in my own way, I am king."

He took Shelia in his arms.

"Hail to the king, baby."

With that, Ash and Shelia kissed.

"After all, it's very good to be the king."

Epilogue 2:

Crystal Lake

Jason finally stopped at the bottom of Crystal Lake. Above him, a portal opened and the book fell

out. It revealed him, Freddy, Ash and Sylar there with some mysterious figure in shadows. With

that, his eyes opened.

Ch-Ch-Ch-Ah-Ah-Ah!

THE END?