Eureka and BtVS for FFA

Pairing- Fargo/Faith

What has that boy done now…

Fargo adjusted the settings on his program one more time. Everything looked perfect and he only had a brief window of opportunity to pull this off. Next week the mess left over from Eva Thorne was going to be all cleaned up and individual projects would start to be looked closely at again. Even if he lost the job this would so be worth it! Not like he really had much going for him in Eureka any longer. Dr. Stark was gone, Lexi had left to go back to the daddy of her child and Jo was happily with Zane. This could be just what he needs. Taking a deep breath he pressed the button.

A bright light filled the room forcing Fargo to turn away. Once it faded it and his mouth dropped open in shock.

"WHAT THE FUCK?! I was in the middle of my shower!" growled an angry feminine voice standing naked and dripping wet.

"No, no, this is wrong! It wasn't supposed to bring you? I was supposed to have retrieved Buffy!" snapped Fargo.

"Yeah, it's always Perfect Buffy. Tough shit, you got me, Slayer Faith. Now was it you need taken care of?" Faith growled not at all phased at her nakedness.

"Um, yeah, about that," Fargo shifted his eyes around the room trying to look anywhere but Faith. But he winced when he spotted the set-up in the corner.

Fargo with a little help from Vincent had gone all out for a romantic dinner. There were flowers, candles, fine china and wine. A very nice meal of steaks, potatoes, veggies and fresh bread. The dessert was a chocolate cheesecake.

"You're kidding me right? You pulled me across dimensions just for a date? Your really that hard up aren't you geekboy." Faith bitched while searching around for something to wear. Finally she found a spare lab coat and slipped it on buttoning it up. "Well, come on geekboy let's get this date started since I'm already here."

"Really? You'll have dinner with me?" Fargo quickly glanced up in surprise.

"I've got nothing better to get back home to at the moment. Might as well take this on as a vacation. And the food looks and smells amazing. Plus I ain't going to turn down chocolate cheesecake." Faith sat down at the table waiting for Fargo to join her. "What's your name geekboy? And where I am? Other than the wrong dimension."

"Douglas Fargo but everyone just calls me Fargo. And your in a little hidden town of geniuses called Eureka," responded Fargo as he cautiously sat down across from Faith at the small table.

"Cheers, Fargo" raising her glass in a mock toast before downing the wine.

About an hour later the door to the lab opened in marched Dr. Stark, Sheriff Carter, Dr. Blake, Deputy Lupo and Henry. They were there to investigate the weird power readings that had happened a bit before. Knowing that Fargo was out of contact they figured the boy had something to do with whatever was going on. But when they looked around the room the group stopped and stared.

"What? You've never seen two strangers recovering from hot sex before?" Faith sat up again completely naked with a happy smirk.

Fargo let out a squeak and tried to hide behind Faith.

"Hot sex? Fargo?" laughed Jo.

Henry didn't say anything he just looked around at the equipment and equations trying to figure out what the power use had been.

"Fargo, this is a completely unacceptable use of a lab!" snapped Dr. Blake.

Dr. Stark just glared at the couple.

"How does Fargo of all people get a hot actress?" whined Sheriff Carter.

"Hey, bitches shut-up. Fargo was one of the best lays I've had in a while." Faith jumped to her feet glaring at Deputy Lupo and Dr. Blake.

"Uh-oh," said Sheriff Carter and started to move to hold his deputy back.

However, everyone was once again shocked when it wasn't Faith who got knocked on her ass. Instead Faith had easily tossed Deputy Lupo over her shoulder when the woman came at her. The rest of the fight barely lasted a minute with Faith the clear winner. Fargo just enjoyed watching the two women, one of which was naked, battle over what he perceived as a battle for him.

"Jack, I don't think that is the actress. I think somehow Fargo pulled the 'real' Faith from her dimension," spoke Henry quietly.

"FARGO!" yelled the group from Eureka.

"Hmm, I think I'll hang around for a while," Faith smiled.