Bad Pick-up Lines Can Lead To Good…
By Mistress Titania
Disclaimer: I don't own Eureka, Heroes, or BtVS, just borrowing them for some fun
Warnings: none
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Faith Lehane/Jo Lupo, implied Xander Harris/Jack Carter
Summary: Faith meets a very interesting woman at company event
Notes: Brief cameo from Heroes characters
Faith looked around the ballroom in disgust and annoyance. This was not her idea of a good time. Especially the fact this stupid even was formal and Giles forced Faith to wear a dress. Luckily, her online buddy Abby, found a great place to get a fancy black leather dress. Andrew helped find ways to hide weapons and a few are his own creations. The little geek had wormed his way into Faith's heart since he had become her own personal Q. She promised to dance with him once during the night as payment for all the neat toys.
Faith was stuck at this stupid event for a few more hours. It was something Giles helped put together here in Washington DC. He made it mandatory that the two eldest slayers attend, along with the rest of the Scooby gang.
Looking around the room Faith quickly spotted Dawn and smiled seeing her dancing with a very surprised geek. Dawn had grown-up into one hot little thing. But she had become more of a little sister to Faith. In fact Dawn would probably say she was closer to Faith now then her own sister, Buffy. The elder Slayer was going through her selfish phase again.
"Hey, Faith, can you do me a favor?" asked Xander coming up beside her.
"What do you need boytoy?"
"There's this really hot chick who keeps getting hit on by sleazy guys. She looks like she is about to start getting violent. Jack is worried she'll be fired if she hits another congressman. I know she won't react well to another man coming up to her right now, even if I'm just trying to rescue her. So, could you please go and save her. She is Jack's deputy, Jo Lupo," casually Xander pointed the other woman out.
Faith glanced over and smiled at the sight of the hot chick also wearing a leather dress only it is dark blue.
"Sure, not a problem. Go tell your boyfriend to relax. I'll go save his deputy," Faith answered back with a leer. "You can go escape to the janitor's closet with your sheriff."
"FAITH! That was one time! Just one time!" Xander yelped turning bright red.
Walking away Faith just laughed and ignored the huffy Xander. She put a slight swing in her hips as she walked over. Reaching out she grabbed to glasses of champagne to bring with her already having decided how she was going to play this. As Faith got closer she could hear some of the horrible lines people were trying out on the poor woman.
"If I said your were sexy, would you hold your body against me?"
"Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!"
"Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?"
"All those curves and me with no brakes."
"Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?" asked one very annoying old man.
Faith had to grin when the deputy did exactly as the man asked. Deputy Jo Lupo punched Congressman Petrelli in the nose making a satisfying crunching sound.
"TAKE THAT NATHAN!" yelled a voice from the ground. "You go girl!"
"Darling, I'm so sorry it took me so long but the boss man needed to talk. Here I brought you a glass of champagne to make up for it," spoke a calm Faith as she handed the glass off to the surprised deputy. Faith then grabbed the other woman around the waist and planted a very nice kiss on the woman. "Forgive me for leaving you alone like that?"
"Oh of course, cupcake," answered Jo with a smile licking her lips after the kiss.
"Let's go get some fresh air. Bye boys," Faith gave the men standing around with their mouths open a small wave.
Jo just shook her head and followed the strange woman outside to the balcony.
"Sorry about the kiss but I was asked by your boss to save you. Not that you really needed the rescue. I'm Faith by the way," sipping down the champagne Faith gave Jo a once over again.
"I didn't mind the kiss at all. I'm not so upset about having to attend this party now," smirked Jo.
Just then they heard the DJ very loudly.
"This song is dedicated to Faith from her friend Dawn. Good luck."
In the next moment the song "I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry started to play.
"I'm going to kill her. Little sis or not!" growled Faith.
"I've got plenty of weapons you could use," chimed in Jo.
But in the next moment another loud announcement was made.
"THIS IS A ROBBERY! NOBODY MOVE AND NOBODY GETS HURT!"
Faith quickly started removing weapons and ripped her dress so she could move easier and not trip. Glancing over Faith saw that Jo had done similar with her own dress and was also pulling out weapons. Yup, this was Faith's kind of chick.
"So you want to go on a real date sometime?" asked Faith.
"Sure."
Grinning at each other the woman got entered the room ready to take down the idiots who thought this was the place to rob for easy money.