Did I Just See That?!

By: Mistress Titania

Disclaimer: I don't own Eureka or BtVS, just borrowing for some fun and I make no money on this.

Spoilers: tiny mentions of Season 3 of Eureka

Warnings: het

Rating: PG

World Count: 415

Pairing: Buffy Summers/Douglas Fargo

Summary: Fargo never could have thought his dream might come true.

Café Diem was extremely busy as it was dinner time and most people had actually left Global on time. Vincent was making Chicago style deep-dish pizza, which is something he only did once a year. All the important players of Eureka were in the café. At one end of the counter was Sheriff Carter talking about the latest disaster with Henry. Against the wall were Deputy Lupo and Zane trying for another semi-romantic dinner. Allison and Nathan were also trying for a romantic dinner at the other end of the room. Zoe was doing her waitressing job while stopping every now then to talk with Pilar, Lucas and Aunt Lexi. Even Fargo was sitting at the counter by himself looking over paper work.

All of a sudden there was loud noise from outside along with a bright light. A second later two woman walked into the café causing everyone to stop and stare. Somehow it appeared that the two actresses who played Buffy Summer and Willow Rosenberg had found their way to Eureka.

"Where is Douglas Fargo?" asked the red headed woman.

"He's right there," pointed out Zoe with a shaky hand.

"Okay, hurry up then, I can have to get us back soon," she spoke to her companion.

The blonde quickly strode over to Fargo.

"Can I help you?" squeaked Fargo.

"I'm doing this as a birthday present for my sister. She thinks you get a raw deal. After the last birthday I promised I do anything for the next one," said the blonde.

"Doing what?" asked Fargo not believing that this was Sarah Michelle Geller, had to be a look alike. He wouldn't be surprised if this was joke being played on him by Larry.

"This," she grabbed Fargo by his collar and planted a deep kiss on him. When the poor man went to squeak again she slipped her tongue into his mouth to intensify the kiss.

"Okay, that's 30 seconds, Buffy. Let's go now, I tell Dawn you did what she asked," said the red head who then started chanting softly.

"You're a pretty good kisser for a geek," said Buffy pulling back. "Okay, Willow, I'm ready to go. Before we go, just wanted to ask that you all be nicer to Fargo as a favor to my sister. Okay, bye."

Another bright light appeared and when it faded the girls were gone.

Everyone turned to stare at Fargo in shock. He just touched his fingers to his mouth before passing out.