a/n:hi,I'm back! Now you have an idea what the story's about. Read on!

Chapter 1:

(1943) Really bad depression (Dan)

Worst depression ever.I'm so depressed, you'll have to make a new sad word. It's worse than the Great Depression. I'm sad about Elizabeth leaving to L.A,Cali. She thinks she's having a better life in California. I know it's for the best, so her family has more money for tuition but it just sucks,yo.

Knock, knock.

"Who is it?"

"Runo. Talk?"

"No," I said in a depressed way.

"Too bad," she came in & sat on my bed, but didn't notice my mood.

"Nice room," she said.

Wow, like she never came to my room.*Gasp*She NEVER came to my room. Thing is, why?

"Hey,why don't you ever come to my room?"

"Because every time I try to, you kick me out," she said, checking her nails.

"Sorry."

"S'okay." Still checking out her nails,& they're long.[a/n:me too!] Now she's walking around,going through my stuff.

"Oh no, you pervert," I said, trying to stop her.

"Who's the pervert?" Runo said, holding up some of my porn movies.

"That is not for you!" I exclaimed, grabbing the movies out of her hand & blushing madly.

"So, what is that for?"

"None of your beeswax!" I turned my back on her. One moment, we're not talking. Next moment,Runo threw a pillow on my head.

"Yo,what the fuck?" I was so close to screaming. "What was that for?"

Runo was smirking at this point.

"Why are you laughing?"

"I'm not laughing," she said.

"But you're laughing in your head, right?"

"Maybe."

Okay, now she's holding it in.

"Dude, you okay?" I ask, because she's going red.

"Yes!" she exploded, but held it in again. "Yes, yes I'm fine. Why do you ask?" Then, just as I was about to say something, David-being the psycho & retard he is-burst in with Runo's cat on his face & the cat is wearing…..bunny ears? "Roarrr!!!" David screams.

"Oh shit!!" I scream. Just at that moment,Runo bursts up laughing, rolling on the floor & lifting her legs up, so I can see her panties. Wait. Panties! I can see her panties! And they are blue & green, her favorite colors,& it has stripes…..wait, why am I thinking about her panties? I am not a- "Pervert!" Then,3 things happened simultaneously.1,the cat falls on the floor, showing David's shocked face.2,when the cat fell off, she fell on my dresser, knocking Elizabeth's picture off.3,Runo stopped on mid-laugh, legs still in the air. Why'd they stop?

Runo asks, "What?"

David's still shocked. I asked, "Is something wrong?"

And Runo's all messed up, legs still up. David notices me looking at her & hits me with a pillow & growls, "Don't look at my woman like that." Runo sees the exchange & puts her legs down…..

a/n:you likey?I'm sry if it's perverted, but I'm perverted, so u know.r&r!!