"You hit him in the head, un!"
Sakura threw her partner a dry look as she cracked the knuckles in her hand. "Yes, I did."
He simply stared at her, his visible eye wide, his mouth agape. "And you killed him, un!"
She sighed, rolling her eyes. "That was our job."
His eye seemed to grow increasingly glassy as his emotions rose to be expressed on his face. "I love you, un."
Her frown cracked as she realized finally where he was going with his seemingly redundant questions. A sultry smile teased her lips, and one of her eyebrows quirked at him. "Liked that did you?"
Deidara just grinned and before Sakura could prepare herself, he pounced, toppling her. They fell to the ground, but Sakura was so distracted by his mouth on her neck, that she barely felt the impact. She purred, arching against him and looping her arms around his neck. He nibbled at her skin and she giggled. "Dei-chan."
He understood what she wanted instantly, and sought to placate her by sliding his mouth across her jaw so that he could kiss her properly. They continued on their way, rolling around in the dirt, mouths connected, each trying for dominance. They were so busy with each other that they failed to notice the pair that had appeared beside them.
"We could have killed you a hundred times over."
The pair on the ground only paused. Deidara, currently on top, glanced over his shoulder and made a face. "Go away, un. Busy."
Kisame snorted. "I knew the kunoichi would be a liability."
"It appears, rather, that the problem is Deidara."
Sakura pushed Deidara up so that he was straddling her as she leaned back on her hands. Giving Itachi an arched look, she replied, "We got our hit, did you?"
Itachi's eyes narrowed, but beyond that he didn't reply. Instead, he swiveled on his heel and set off in the opposite direction. Kisame watched him go and shrugged. Leveling the pair in the dirt with a smirk, he said, "You couldn't have waited until you got back?"
Deidara had returned to his work at Sakura's neck. There was a small popping sound as he disconnected the suction from her neck. He waved dismissively. "I like sex outside, un."
"Tche." Kisame grimaced. "You just like being watched. Get a damn room." And then he too was gone.
Sakura laughed, guiding his lips back to her own. "I think our current room is just fine."
He grinned against her mouth. "I knew I liked you better than Sasori-danna."