a/n:I'm back after so long. Enjoy this next chap!!

Chapter 2:

Awkwardness (Runo)

Uhhh….what the fuck?1 minute, David & I scare the crap out of Dan, & the next minute, David growls at him. I put my legs down so I could get up. Dan & David look at me, Dan confused & David pissed off. I ask, "What?"

And Dan's all like, "I have no idea." David hits him on the head again. I'm like staring at David with a confused expression. So I walk up to him & asked, "Why are you hitting Dan?"

And he replies, "'Cause he's being a perv."Dan's eyes are bulging out, starting to say something, goes back on it, gets a pillow & bites it silently screaming, but muffled. I'm still confused, so I ask Dan, "Is this true?" He won't say anything, so I say, "Just nod yes or no,okay?Now I'm repeating again, is this true?"

Dan shakes his head no & takes his mouth off the pillow & says, "How am I supposed to know?"

"Liar,"David said, growling.- he sounds hot, but I'm going off topic-It makes me mad that he's mad at Dan for some unknown reason. So I use my bitch/boss voice.

"David, stop growling at Dan for no fucking reason."

Silence, then Dan says, "Wow, you haven't used that since we broke up." David looks like he's been slapped in the face.I forgot. I've never used it on him,he knows not to piss me off. David recovers & asks, "What is that? I've never seen you like this before."[a/n:he sounds soo polite right there,like a British person. I'm not making fun of them.]

"Aww,you haven't?Seriously?Man,you DO love him better than me," complained Dan. He's smirking. I think he's loving it. Loving the fact David's getting a taste of my bitch/boss voice. No one talks. Dan goes on. "But dude, you haven't seen anything yet, I swear."

David says, "Uhh,should I be worried?"[a/n:no duh!!]

I reply, "No, but I want to know what's going on."

"Omg,you mean you DON'T know?" Dan asked like a girly girl.

I sighed. "Dan, stop being a sarcastic girly girl."

"Okay fine, be like that," Dan said, crossing his arms & looking away.[a/n:gay]

I roll my eyes. "Okay, you know what? I don't even want to know anymore," & I started walking out of the room.

As I was going to the door, I stopped & muttered, "Fucking psychos." Apparently, Dan heard that & started laughing. I was just about to open the door, my dad freakin' barged in, screaming & swinging a bat wildly. Which caused all 3 of us to scream.

"Holy shit!!!!"[a/n:runo said that]

David fainted from shock.[a/n:gay for me]

"Omg,it's a masked murderer!!"Dan shrieked in a high-pitched voice.[a/n:VERY gay]

"Dan!" I said.

"What?!?!" he said.

"What did I say about you doing that?!"

"Oh yeah,sorry."

We all look at him, except for David. He notices us & says, "What? I said sorry."

"No shit,Sherlock." I said.

"Runo!No bad language from you!" Dad said.

"Fuck off!!" I yelled.

Dan slaps me in the back of my head. "Ow!What the fuck was that for?!"

David says, "Runo!!" Apparently he woke up.

"What?!"

"Your dad's right there!" I look at my dad. He's there .

"Dan?" I whispered.

"Yeah?" he whispers back.

"What did I say, just now, right in front of my dad?"

"Well-going back to his original voice-you said 'no shit,Sherlock,'"

I grimaced.

"When I slapped you, you said 'what the fuck was that for,'"

I bring myself to take the final blow.

"And you said 'fuck off' to your dad."

O.M.G.

I can't believe I said 'fuck off' to my dad!!

I run to Dad & hug him tightly, saying, "I'm soo sorry! I didn't mean to!!"

"Okay,okay.I forgive you," Dad said.[a/n:he's very forgivable]

David stares at us in shock.[a/n:he does that often]

Dan says, "Wow, fastest make-up ever."

"What do you mean?" David asked.

"Usually, when Runo & her dad fight, it takes awhile for them to make-up, depending on the situation. The record for them making-up was 1 hour, until now. Good job, you two."

"Thanks," we both said together.

"Now on to important matters," Dad said.

"What is it?" David asked.

"Why did I hear screaming coming from this room?"

"Oh,because Runo & I scared Dan out of his wits," David explained.

"Okay, but next time, can you keep it down?"

"Okay," Dan, David,& I responded in usion.

"Have a nice day," Dad said as he walked out the door.

And that was the end of that.