Fanboys are insane too
By: Mistress Titania
Disclaimer: I don't own SGA or BtVS, just borrowing for some fun
Spoilers: none
Warnings: slash
Rating: R
Word Count: 700
Pairing: One-Sided UST Andrew/John, One-Sided UST Andrew/Rodney, Rodney/John,
Summary: He really shouldn't have eaten the last piece of chocolate…
Andrew let out a whimper at all the angry females heading towards him. How was he supposed to have known his midnight snack was the last piece of chocolate in the house? It wasn't like Andrew would knowingly take chocolate away from a house full of hormonal women, he wasn't suicidal.
"Andrew, I think we all need a little break," and that was all the warning Andrew got before Dawn threw a glowing crystal at him.
John Sheppard couldn't believe the day he'd been having. He really hated paper work. And Rodney had been in a pissy mood ever since his latest crush had turned him down. John did not want to really hear about his straight best-friend's love life. It did not help his mood at all.
"Sir, we are getting a weird energy reading from your office," said the voice of a new military personal that John had yet to learn the name of.
"Everything is fine here at the moment but stay on alert in case," responded John.
Just then there was a bright light that filled the room, when it faded there was a young man standing looking really upset. That was until he spotted John Sheppard.
"OhMyGod! Do you know who you are? I can't believe Dawn sent me to set of Atlantis! I love your show so much. And I don't care what the other fans say; I love your hair the way it is. And McShep is so my one true pairing," said Andrew bouncing up and down with excitement.
"Excuse me? Who in the hell are you? How did you get here? How do you even know about Atlantis? And what fans? What the hell is McShep?!" snapped John.
Frowning Andrew started to look around the room he was in. Something wasn't adding up at all. If this was a set there wouldn't have been closed walls, at least not without cameras.
"Oh, Dawn must have been a lot angry than I thought. Umm, this is going to be hard to believe but I am from a different dimension, one where you are just a character on a show. My favorite show but still just a television show. I kind of pissed off a house full of women, including a really powerful witch. She decided they needed a break from me and sent me here," Andrew tried to calmly explain. Now he was really embarrassed about his fanboy moment if this was really John Sheppard.
"Sheppard, I came to check out the energy readings, and then you want to go to lunch?" Rodney came strolling into the office.
"OhMyGod! You are Rodney McKay! I love you so much. You are so brilliant! I can't believe I'm in the same room as McShep!" Andrew had started bouncing in excitement.
"I know I'm brilliant but who are you? Sheppard what is going on?" Rodney frowned looking between the two.
"It's a really strange story if this guy is telling the truth. But I would still like an answer to what the hell McShep is; because that's the second time you've mentioned it. So talk before I have you thrown in the brig," demanded John.
"Oh, right, um, see fan will watch shows looking for subtext of potential relationships, especially male/male pairings or slash. They will also come up with nicknames for those pairings," squeaked out Andrew.
"Are you trying to tell me that McShep stands for the idea that Rodney and I am a couple?" growled John.
"I'm appear in fan fiction?!" yelped Rodney before turning to John. "This just proves you really are Kirk because a big start of fan fiction was people writing about Kirk and Spock getting it on."
"McKay! We are not a couple!" snapped John in frustration and hurt.
"But you really should be!" piped up Andrew.
Both men turned to glare at Andrew.
"He's straight!" they spoke at exactly the same time. "No, I'm not!"
"Kiss! Kiss! Oh please kiss!" but as Andrew felt the tug back to his reality. "NO! Dawn, wait!"
In another flash the strange boy was gone.
"So, still up for lunch?" asked Rodney.
"How about dinner and movie at my place later?"