"Milk, need, milk," gasped a soaked Young Link
"God, my sides hurt," whined Toon Link.
"I feel sick, how long were we in those rapids," Adult Link asked, "where are we going anyways?"
"The most awesomest (I know it's not a word) place in the universe," Link said, who was leading them up a flight of stairs.
"Stairs are not awesome!" the older boys shouted in unison.
"It's what's beyond the stairs that's awesome."
He was right, yet wrong. The older boys couldn't see the significance of two wooden buildings, the four pots on the left or the sign above the building on the right that read Lon Lon Ranch. The only thing they felt was special about the place was the soft grass on the flat land.
The boys were tired. They had searched every body of water in Hyrule. After traveling with Ruto, who was clinging to Young Link the whole time. After they dropped Ruto off back at Zora's Domain, they decided to follow the flow of the river back down to Hyrule field. Well, as they jumped into the river, the current started. The rapids carried them down the river.
Now, being carried down a river doesn't sound so bad, especially for the Hero of Time, the Hero of Twilight, and the Waker of Winds. Well, this wasn't an ordinary current. It started out of nowhere, the river sped up. The three of them tried to swim to shore, as the cold rushing water stabbed their bodies. As they went with the current they slammed against the walls surrounding them. They were batted around until they crashed into the part of the wall around Castle Town that connected to the river.
The three of them battered and bruised, walked to Lon Lon Ranch. Well at the end they sort of crawled. And now they lay at the entrance of the farm.
"Epona! Epona! Come back!" They heard a girl shout.
A red filly came running down the green path between the two buildings. The horse skidded to a stop right before the group of tired boys.
"Epona what are you- Fairy Boy!" the red head exclaimed, "Fairy Boy! Are you okay?"
"Milk," Link choked out the single word.
"How did you guys end up like this?" Malon asked tending to their 'injures'.
"Rapids," Young Link took another swig of milk, "We got caught in them while traveling down from Zora's Domain."
"Zora's Domain? That's a pretty odd place for a kid to traveling." Talon, Malon's father, said.
"We're looking for some people," Toon Link explained.
"Oh, you two boys, what's your names?"
"Link," The three of the answered.
"We know what your name is," Malon pointed at Young Link.
"No, Malon. I think the three of them have the same name."
"Yeah, that's pretty much it," Adult Link sighed.
"Well, then we need to give you nicknames," the three boys shot Malon an odd look, "So you know who we are addressing."
"Oh," three three said, once again talking in unison.
"Talon, think we can stay here for a few days until we can figure out what we're going to do next?" Link asked.
"Well, I don't see why not. As long as you help out around here."
"Alright, we got a place to stay," Link announced.
"We heard him kid," Adult Link rolled his eyes.
"That's it! We could call Link, Kid!" Malon shouted, a hint of triumph in his voice.
"What! I never agreed to that!"
"It suits you kid," Toon Link didn't even try to hide his laughter.
"Do you have horses?" Adult Link asked Talon.
"Yes, would you like me to show you to the coral?"
"Sure." The two 'adults' left the children in the house while they headed put to the coral. Adult Link looked over the nice set of horses. "I could get used to this."
"They're still alive!" Three Gannandorfs exclaimed. They were watching the three links through a large crystal ball. The Ganondorfs were in what seemed to be a dimly lit cave.
"Of course they did," A boy said from behind them, the figure was hard to make out. He was crouched low to the ground on a cliff high above them, "Did you think the boys who defeated you three would fall so easily. To be perfectly honest it sounds like you're making your selves lower than rapids."
"We could do without the cruelty," the Ganondorf with the long cape muttered under his breath (Twilight Gannon).
"Yes well I could do without the idiocy. You know, that is kind of hard with the three of you around."
"Sir Raku, when will we get to crush them?" the Ganondorf with the unnecessary long sleeves said (Wind Waker, haven't played in a while, using internet pics, please just know what he looks like).
"Ask your retarded bird," Sir Raku looked over over at the large cage where he had trapped the oddly colored beast.
If one looked closely they might have seen a tear roll down Wind Ganondorf's cheek at the sorrow that the beast couldn't be by his side.
"I swear, you are all so pathetic," Raku lied down on his stomach, "You must spring beasts on them when they least expect it."
"How may I ask, might you do that?" Ocerena Ganondorf asked.
"With my beloved ability," Raku traced the three black triangles on the back of his hand, "My lovely anti-force."
A/N: 'Kay, I apoligise for the shortness and the lack of events, but it's important. Yay intro bad guys! Yet no Tetra TT.TT Anyway hopefully I'll have the next ch up faster. Hope you enjoyed.