It's fun writing this story. Zero (Love the hunter!) is just so serious and stuff all the time. So is Kaname. And crack is always enjoyable. Do you think Kaname would be mad with the way I've been portraying him? –is afraid of angry (sexy) Kaname-

Thank you to everyone who reviewed/faved/alerted this story. Reviews are always nice. Oh, and the first person to review this chapter –and is a Kaname fan- will get a part in the next chapter. You get to be a Kaname stalker! Yeah stalker!

This chapter is really short, and more like a little mini-adventure. More like a drabble. It's like a little snack before more crackyness.

Disclaimer: A Law Book of Doom was forcefully thrown at my head when I said I owned Vampire Knight. So to avoid another concussion, I have to tell you guys I don't own Vampire Knight.

Warning: Not really. Maybe not. Probably. Taco.

Attempt #3

Attempt #3: The Front of the Kuran Estate

Zero desperately tried to pull the knots out of the net he was setting up. His plan would work out perfectly this time. Unlike the first time…and the time after that. Stupid Kaname had to distract him with his hotness. Now he had ant bites covering his whole freaking face. Zero was so distracted with his work that he didn't notice when Yuuki came running up to the gate. She quickly hid the yaoi pictures in her bag before slowly walking up to Zero.

"Um, what are you doing?" she asked. Zero somehow got his hand tangled in the net and he was frantically trying to undo it. He didn't seem to recognize Yuuki's voice or presence.

"Waiting for Yuuki to come so I can kill her," he answered. He let out a cry of panic as his ear got tangled in the net. Yuuki looked at all the tools around Zero.

"What's all this stuff for?"

"When she walks past this spot, she's going to break this wire and it will cause the net to trap her. After that all I have to do is shoot her," said Zero. He tried gnawing at the part of the net that was now caught on his chin.

"Oh. Well…good luck with that," replied Yuuki, nervously. She turned to walk away, but she stopped. An evil smile slowly appeared on her face. Zero was so distracted by the rope now caught around his neck that she could get him to do absolutely anything. Unlike Kaname, who was determined to be stubborn. Well, maybe after be trapped in the dark basement for a few months, Kaname would learn his lesson.

"Bye," chocked out Zero. He still never saw Yuuki face yet, but stars were starting to cloud his vision. Yuuki walked up to Zero and whispered in his ear.

"Hey, stranger? Will you take a few yaoi pictures with my brother for me to put on livejournal?"

"Huh? Yeah, sure, whatever."

"Will you let me record it and hold it as blackmail against you for the rest of your life and all of eternity?"

"Yep."

"Okay, bye." Yuuki jumped over the wire and skipped her way through the front gate. She had some camera work to set up.

A few minutes, Zero was able to break from the ropes constricting him. He looked at the net and then the front gate Yuuki just went through.

He had screwed up again.

"…shit."

Preview for later chapters:

"Hey Kaname-sama, you're so fine! You're so fine you blow my mind! Hey Kaname-sama, hey, hey! Hey Kaname-sama!" - Aidou

"Why do these fangirls keep following me!? And what the hell is Zeki!"- Kaname

"Haruka! Haruka! Haruka! Rido is biting me!"

"Shut up! I'm watching American Idol, dammit!" – Juuri and Haruka

"I'm not making out with you."

"But…I'm Kaname Kuran." – Zero and Kaname

"Why does Kaname need to see a therapist?"

"His obsession with bitch slapping." – Zero and therapist

"You were looking at yaoi pictures again, weren't you, Yuuki?" – Kaname

So I'll update as soon as I can. I'm also taking requests for chapters if anyone wants to see something. Review please!