Your reviews are so nice, and they motivate me to update faster. I'm glad you guys liked the last chapter. And I'm glad a certain Kaname stalker liked their portrayal in the last chapter. You know, I'm a Kaname/Yuuki fan, but its fun writing Zero crushing on Kaname in this fic. So I may be a Kaname/Zero fan. I guess my other VK story makes up for the lack of Kurancest.

On a note of randomness, I wish that I could draw. If I could, I would draw a comic of the last chapter's flashbacks. I would then put it as my screensaver, so every time I open my laptop I will be met by crack. That would be fun. Yeah! I had way to much sugar recently!

Disclaimer: Those lawyers can't control me. I do own Vampire Kni-! –cries out in pain as a Law Book of Doom is thrown at her face- Okay, okay! I don't own Vampire Knight. Just stop throwing those books at me!

Warning: There are some yaoi-ish vibes in this chapter. The rest of the chapter is filled with OOCness, plus a chewy cracky center.

I are too lazy to put a flashback for this chapter. Yeah laziness! –crashes on her bed-

Attempt #5

Attempt #5: Aidou Estate

"Hey Kaname-sama, you're so fine. You're so fine you blow my mind! Hey Kaname-sama, hey, hey! Hey Kaname-sama!" sang Hanabusa Aidou. He was so happy and excited. And why wouldn't he be? His lov-his friend, Kaname Kuran and Kaname's sister, Yuuki Kuran would be coming over today. The last time Aidou had seen Kaname, the blonde vampire had been hiding in a tree next to Kaname's room. Aidou always made a monthly "check-up" on the pureblood. You know, just to make sure he was safe. When he wasn't spying on Kaname he was getting pictures of him from Yuuki. The girl had a very strange and unnerving obsession with her brother. Aidou was thinking about all the interesting pictures when his butler rushed into the room.

"I'm afraid I have some bad news, Aidou-sama! Your family has gotten into a horrible accident and-"

"Have the Kurans arrived?" asked Aidou in excitement, interrupting the butler.

"But sir, I think your family might be de-"

"Have the Kurans arrived!?"

"…yes…"

"Yeah, Kaname-sama! I have to make sure Kaname-sama is comfortable! Go take care of that 'dead family' thing for me!" Aidou told the butler as he ran out of the room. The poor butler just stood there, one lone tear running down his cheek.

Aidou skipped to the sitting room where he was planning on meeting Kaname and Yuuki. It was such a wonderful day. He would be seeing Kaname and getting pictures from Yuuki and-

"WHAT THE HELL!" screamed Aidou when he entered the room. He stared in shock and horror at was before him. The whole room was covered in vines and in the middle of it was Zero Kiryu. Zero was trying to untangle one of his vines from a chair when Aidou came in and he quickly turned around to face the blonde vampire.

"Um…hey, buddy," said Zero nervously. "I have a perfectly good explanation for sneaking through a window and into your house."

"…Wh-What are you doing here?!"

"I kind of came here to kill Yuuki," answered Zero. The answer seemed to throw off the other vampire because Aidou was looking at him in confusion.

"You too? I mean- you can't be seen here!" He grabbed Zero and all his multiple vines and shoved him into the closet (That was a funny line to write). A second later, a knock came on the door and it was opened by a butler. In came the hottest pureblood to ever exist in history…and Yuuki. The two purebloods stopped when they saw Aidou.

"Hey Kaname-sama, Yuuki-sama. How's it going?" said the noble in an overly cheery voice. He was leaning all his weight against the closet door which Zero was banging against furiously.

"Um, what's in your closet?" asked Yuuki. Aidou started sweating as he tried to think up a believable excuse. He was a genius after all, it shouldn't be that hard.

"A…dog. My dog…Orez. If he doesn't keep quiet, though, I might just have to get him fixed."

The banging stopped instantly.

Yuuki seemed to buy the excuse, but Kaname just rolled his eyes. Aidou moved away from the door slowly and led Kaname and Yuuki to the sofas. The vampires sat down comfortably.

"It was nice of you to invite us over this evening, Aidou," said Kaname, holding his hand out for the other male to shake. Aidou grabbed his hand and shook it so enthusiastically that-

"Oh my god! Your hand!" yelled Aidou. He stared in horror at Kaname's hand, which had come off while he was shaking it. Yuuki didn't seem bothered by the fact that Kaname had no hand and all Kaname did was sigh.

"That's not my real hand. It's plastic. My real hand still hasn't grown back from when somebody sliced it off." A bark of laughter could be heard from the closet. Aidou glared at the door.

"I can think of some over things that need to be cut." Once there was no sound coming from the closet, Aidou handed the fake hand back to Kaname.

"So, Aidou, you asked us to come over here because you had something important to tell us," said Kaname.

"Yes, Kaname-sama. Um, let's just say, hypothetically, um, a certain assassin group wanted you to pay them for taking care of a certain, um, person." His eyes darted nervously to Yuuki. "What would you like me to tell them, if this whole situation were really to happen?"

"Well, if something like that were to happen, I would tell whoever has been working as my spy to tell the assassins that they won't get their money until they get the job done." Yuuki stared at the two vampires, confused.

"What are you two talking about?" asked Yuuki innocently. A look of brief panic crossed Kaname's face before he gave Yuuki a reply.

"Um, kittens. We're talking about kittens, my dear girl."

"Oh, okay," said Yuuki happily, ignorant of the many assassination attempts planned against her. She pulled out the pictures of Kaname she was planning to give Aidou secretly, but dropped them when the closet door was slammed open. Zero stood in the doorway, him and his vines glowing with all their angsty, angry, sexy glory. He aimed the Bloody Rose at Yuuki's head.

"Hey! The only one killing Yuuki around here is me and! - are those pictures of Kaname?"

While Zero was distracted by the sexy digital photos of Kaname, Yuuki escaped through the window.

Kaname escaped…sexily. And Aidou escaped…not as sexily as Kaname.

I have decided that all the Kurans have an incest complexion. Example:

Kaname/Yuuki

Haruka/Juuri

Rido/Juuri

Rido/Yuuki

Rido/Kaname (non-canon but who cares!)

I wonder if any of them have fallen in love with anyone outside of their family…well, who cares. I still love all of them and their Kurancesty relationships. For the next chapter, I'm thinking about maybe trapping Yuuki, Kaname, and Zero in an elevator.

I updated my other VK story, Desire and Discontent, if anyone is interested. Kthnxbye.