Hello peeps!
Right, on no account is this song meant to besung to the tune of the Poke'mon Theme Song.
Chapter 2: I Choose You, Neko-San!
"OH MY GOD! THAT'S HIM! THAT'S THE GUY WHO WAS NAKED IN MY BED!!!"
All eyes turned to Yuki, who faltered; "What? I didn't mention that before?"
"Ummm….no."
"Ah…well, it doesn't matter," he turned to Snarglepuss, "what do you want?"
"Well, I have been watching you... (pause for dramatic effect) through my crystal ball (groan, so cliché), and I have decided (bigger pause for a more dramatic effect), that you all need to (OH SO BIG pause!) calm down a bit, you're all so uptight. Anyway, because you all need to loosen up, I've decided to cast a spell on you. So here I go: Som- Oh, you all need to be really still. Thankyou. (clears throat)
"Some grow fur, and some grow scales,
Most shrink in size and grow a tail.
One's too confident, one's too kind,
There's one who's able to shock your mind.
One's too selfish, one's too rude,
One should loose the gang attitude.
One who has fans that fawn over him,
One who really needs to win.
One who apologises endlessly,
One who can't see properly.
One's too quiet, one teaches us to fight,
One has sides of black and white.
One whose burdens she tried to carry,
One's too bouncy, one wants to marry,
One makes up nicknames, one really likes boys,
One loves a "prince", one uses her "toys".
And one who's free, his wings are gone,
Now let's see their traits through song."
And without another word, hand gesture or batting of an eyelid, Snarglepuss the evil voodoo hippy vanished in a poof of florescent orange vapour that smelt of cinnamon.
"Huh?" Kyo had regained consciousness, and with it, his clueless nature.
"Geez, he just described something about all of us, and by the sound of the spell it's obvious that we're going to have to sing something about our personalities!" Hiro had spoken for the first time since entering the house for the following reasons: a) he was too busy comforting Kisa to do it before, b) he didn't have anything to scoff at, and c) the author couldn't be bothered to put him in before as he isn't very important, and she's lazy. But BACK TO THE STORY!
"Shut up you punk! I know what it meant, I'm not stupid!" Kyo wouldn't give up that easily (he never does.)
"Oh come on furball, you may have known what the spell meant, but you ARE stupid. Baka neko." OH! Yuki has joined the fray!
"Shut up you bloody rodent! I promise you, you'll never catch me singing!"
"Are you saying you've never sung in your life!?" Momiji exclaimed, horrified.
"No, I haven't bunny boy. I don't want to or need to. All I want to do is win against that damn Yuki!"
Then out of nowhere music started up, a spotlight beamed on, and there was Kyo, wearing the cap (that was his, but disowned it when he saw Yuki touching it (cooties), which Yuki then gave to Tohru), and holding a microphone. He opened his mouth and a beautiful baritone voice sounded out to the perfect pitch of an A that reverberated around the ro- he started singing.
"I wanna be the very best,
Like the rodent never was.
To train hard is my real test,
To beat him is my cause.
Train on mountains, and eating rice,
Being under waterfalls.
Fighting bears to pay the price,
The martial arts it calls.
Girly boy gotta beat you; it's you or me,
I'll win then I'll be free.
Akito's toy, oh, I hate your guts, and I'm gonna kick your butt.
You will see, I will beat you, one day.
I'll never walk away.
You've beat me, now I'll beat you,
Someday.
Gotta smash him up. Yeeaahhh….
Every challenge along the way,
I will make it through.
Fighting hard every day,
My final test is you.
Don't try to hide, or run away,
It has gotta be:
Face to face, the only way,
It's always been my dream.
Don't you know, I've worked for so long,
To be so quick and strong,
Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world that is pretend.
I won't lose! Oh, can't you tell,
I'm gonna send you right to hell.
I will win I won't give in,
You will see.
Gotta smash him up, gotta smash him up.
Gotta beat that rat!
And from out of the sky a big plothole in the shape of an electric guitar comes down, and Kyo starts the solo in traditional heavy metal fashion, complete with head banging, and break dancing.
Nezumi, it's either me or you,
I know what I'm gonna do,
I'll beat you, oh, you're going down,
And I'm gonna wear you're crown.
Prince Yuki, you're gonna lose,
Tohru likes me not you.
I'm the cat who'll beat the rat.
Oh Yuki,
Gotta smash him up, gotta bash him up!
I Will Win!"
He finished to a spectacular response consisting of laughter, admiration and total shock. Kyo could sing, who would've guessed? And what was more, he didn't seem to realise he had, or he really liked the attention he was getting from a certain someone. *cough*Tohru*cough*, and jealousy from a certain someone else *cough*Yuki*cough*. Maybe, Kyo was meant to be a performer, using his beautiful voice and awesome guitar playing skills to woo all the females around the world? He obviously seemed to think so, smiling, laughing and bowing like that.
But alas, it was not to be, for the spell wore off him and he snapped back to reality.
"What the-? Oh F-!"