AN: Yet another dream about Twilight!!!!! This one isnt quite as funny, in my opinion, but I liked it none the less.... Please don't question my sanity, I cant control my dreams.
Bella's POV
"Bella!!!! I am going to shoot that box of yours!" Edward pulled out of gun and aimed it at my favorite cardboard box. At the last minute, I dived in front of the bullet, and suddenly there was a giant hole in my arm. Crying out in pain I ran around in circles.
"Why isn't anyone taking me to the hospital?" When I realized that no one in Charlie's house would take care of me, I ran to the Cullens.
"Alice!!!! Want to see my gunshot wound?!"
"May I ask why you saved a box, Bella?" Carlisle looked skeptically at me as he bandaged my arm.
"It may have been a talking box! How would you know!?"
"Even if it was a talking box, it wasn't worth it.
"But it was a wise box, Car-lizzle-fo-shizzle!!! Just like the one that followed that shiny star to the manger to save Jesus!"
"I don't think Jesus was really in any danger at that minute."
"Well, the wise-beef could have harmed him."
"Wise beef?"
"You know, the cow that ALSO followed the north star, to give Jesus his bling!"
"Do I even dare ask her about the last wise… thing?" Carlisle spoke only to Alice. She nodded happily.
"Well it was the wise cat… It just wanted its catnip." Giggling, I stood up.
"WEREWOLVES SUCK I DON'T WANT TO BE FURRY!!!!" And all we saw was a blur of Emmett run through the house.