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Yes, my little faithful civilian puppies. That is what you think it is. A real Giant Effing Robot spotted, caught accidentally on tape by that little lovesick boy giving his unsuspecting girl friend her little Victoria's Secret (cause we all know what's in that bag) birthday present. Friend or foe? Or rogue? As I have recently discovered, you people can comment on my posts, so I'll let you decide for yourselves. But hear it from the expert; one, it was bright blue, which usually isn't a color choice for a foe. And two, nothing in the area reported being blown up. So, I'll venture a guess that this is a friend. Maybe. You can't trust these aliens. ALWAYS USE CAUTION.

Robo-Warrior, out!

Http : / / www. GiantEffingRobtos .com / private-thread /

Trip848; Slag!

Bigboy07; When was this taken?

Lightning_Jolt; Two weeks ago, right? I remember you were stationed on that roof.

Trip848; Yeah, that was in San Francisco when Hide and I caught that creeper in Central Park. I'm so sorry, 07. I should have been more careful.

Springer_Hide; It's not her fault, BigBoy, I had to send a distress call cause I couldn't fit down that fragging alley it was hiding in. I suggest we hack in or slag whoever owns this site and be done with it.

BigBoy07; I do not blame you, Trip, but I suggest more caution in the future, especially around civilian cities.

Springer_Hide; I can still slag him.

BigBoy07; No.

Springer_Hide; Damn.

QuickSilver13; Way to blend in, Trip.

Trip848; you try it in such closed quarters! And how was I supposed to know there was an idiot with a camera in the next building?

QuickSilver13; There's always some idiot with a camera. That's why we know half of what goes on in the world.

Chevy_Cam'09; Yeah, you should really check out Youtube sometime!

Trip848; Cam…

TheHotOne; You's betta back off, Cam, or she gonna slag you all the way from here!

Chevy_Cam'09; I'm kidding, Trip. Don't point your pistols at me just yet.

Trip848; I made a mistake, alright?

Chevy_Cam'09; I'm kidding.

QuickSilver13; I'm not.

WrenchMaster; You're just glad you're not the one in trouble for once, QuickSilver. And while Cam may be protected by 3,000 miles of water, you are not, and I'm slagging well not letting you into my med bay if Trip decides to teach you a lesson.

QuickSilver13; I don't know what's more offensive, that you think I would actually fight a femme, or that I'd need your med bay when I'm done.

Chevy_Cam'09; O_O

Lightning_Jolt; ::Blink::

WrenchMaster; ::Blink::

Springer_Hide; XD

-Trip848 has signed off-

TheSmartOne; BWAHAHAHAHA! She's comin fo ya!

BigBoy07; ::Blink::

WrenchMaster; That is the stupidest thing I've seen you do in a year.

QuickSilver13; So? I'm not scared of her.

Chevy_Cam'09; You should be. Trust me, QuickSilver…you should be.

Springer_Hide; You will be.

TheHotOne; BWAHAHA!

WrenchMaster; As previously stated, I am not intervening. Primus be with you, QuickSilver. But keep in mind if you damage anything you can't fix yourself, you will have ME to deal with.

Lightning_Jolt; She isn't in HQ. QuickSilver, I'd call Lennox RIGHT NOW.

Chevy_Cam; Or a SWAT team.

Springer_Hide; or God.

QuickSilver13; seriously, cool it. I can handle her.

WrenchMaster; Do you think you can handle me?

QuickSilver13; ::Blink::

BigBoy07; She isn't answering coms. I cannot call her off.

Springer_Hide; Like she'd listen to you anyways, BigBoy. Leave the slagger to his fate.

Lightning_Jolt; Yeah, let's talk damage control. What are we going to do about this?

Chevy_Cam'09; Sabotage!

QuickSilver13; Doesn't sound half bad.

BigBoy07; Negative.

WrenchMaster; Actually, I don't think it's bad idea. Obviously whoever is running this site isn't firing on all pistons. It didn't take much for QuickSilver to enrage him last time.

Lightning_Jolt; Looks like someone already is. Have you seen the uploader comments on the end of that last post?

QuickSilver; Um, guys…

Springer_Hide; Oh, this oughta be good.

WrenchMaster; If you damage anything…

QuickSilver13; Is it like Trip to…have a habit of, um…

Springer_Hide; when they're least expecting it.

Lightning_Jolt; you're enjoying this, aren't you?

Springer_Hide; immensely.

Chevy_Cam'09; Why, QS? She isn't stalking you, is she? Cause if you're at the firing range, that place is like a maze. You're fragged.

QuickSilver13; Yes. But I'm not…Oh, slag me-

-QuickSilver13 has signed off.-

Springer_Hide; LOL!

Lightning_Jolt; this is bad…

BigBoy07; I hope she does not go too far…

TheHotOne; BWAHAHAHA

TheSmartOne; BWAHAHAHA!

Chevy_Cam'09; ...that was uncanny, even for you guys.

WrenchMaster; 07, For my sake, make sure she doesn't get too serious.

Springer_Hide; Like anything's going to stop her now.

Lightning_Jolt; UPLOADER COMMENTS!

Chevy_Cam'09; We're going, Jolt, sheesh…

Lightning_Jolt; Seriously, you guys have got to see this.

-Trip848 is online.-

Chevy_Cam'09; Hold up!

Trip848; So! Did I miss anything?

Springer_Hide; Only us talking about QuickSilver's inevitable demise. Where is he?

Trip848; I suspect he'll come around in a few minutes.

WrenchMaster; Slag.

Trip848; I make no promises as to the shape he'll be in though.

WrenchMaster; SLAG.

TheSmartOne; Ooooohh! He done got his skid plate handed to him!

TheHotOne; Booyah! That done not happen since Megatron took a swing at him at Tyga Pax!

Lightning_Jolt; DELETE!

Chevy_Cam'09; DELETE!

BigBoy07; DELETE!

Springer_Hide; now that was uncanny.

BigBoy07; THO, if you allow such a slip up again, I will have to terminate your account. Am I clear?

TheHotOne; Oops.

Trip848; Never thought I'd see BigBoy using all caps.

Springer_Hide; that's more like his roar of righteousness in print. Jolt and Cam are more screaming like little girls.

Lightning_Jolt; Hey!

Chevy_Cam'09; Hey!

Springer_Hide; Uncanny.

Chevy_Cam'09; you're one to talk, tooth fairy.

Lightning_Jolt; BWAHAHA!

-QuickSilver13 has signed on.-

WrenchMaster; Primus.

Springer_Hide; how you doing there, kid?

Chevy_Cam'09; Hey! He's alive! That's progress.

BigBoy07; QuickSilver, report.

QuickSilver13;….Ratchet….

Lightning_Jolt; O_O

Springer_Hide; Primus.

TheHotOne; Here he comes!

WrenchMaster; Yes?

Chevy_Cam'09; That has got to be the most dangerous word I have ever seen in print.

QuickSilver13; Um…I can't really move my arm. I can fix that myself, right?

WrenchMaster; You little…

-WrenchMaster has signed off.-

BigBoy07; Slag.

-BigBoy07 has signed off.-

Springer_Hide; Run, Forest! RUN!

QuickSilver13; SLAG.

-QuickSilver13 has singed off.-

Trip848; damn. I don't even think Big Boy will be able to hold off WM in a rampage.

Chevy_Cam'09; Wow. I miss you guys. Time to go to school, though. I'll see you later.

Ew. That was more of a solid chat-room message than anything. Don't worry, it'll change starting next chappie. Btdubs...

For anyone in confusion;

BigBoy07= Optimus. "Big Boy" is his NEST call sign, and '07 was the year they landed.

Chevy_Cam'09= ...Self-explanitory. Bee was a '09 Chevy Camaro in RotF, which is this universe.

Trip848= Arcee. She's a trine (triplets) and her "Arcee" component was a Ducati 848

Springer_Hide= Ironhide. Accidently got this on a user-name maker sight, thought it was riciculous. So...here it is :)

TheHotOne= Mudflap. Cause his ego is hilarious

TheSmartOne= Skids. Cause he beleives he's the "smarter" of the two.

QuickSilver13= Sideswipe. Honestly, it just came to me.

WrenchMaster= Ratchet...not gonna say more ;)

Lightning_Jolt= another one of those jumpers like QuickSilver. Jolt.