He awoke and immediately wished he hadn't.
"Ouch, that doesn't feel too good at all", Szayellapporro spoke to himself before noticing his surroundings were different than the ones in which he had passed out...
"I see you're awake, that's a good thing-", Unohana spoke standing leaning over him happily, before forcing him down when he tried to sit upright.
"Ouch, again!- and why did you do that?", He immediately spoke.
"You have several broken bones and deep cuts, I can't have you injuring yourself again...", She immediately replied.
"Bu-but I feel Fine-", he started leaning up again before forcing himself down this time and wheezing in pain.
"You're not fine... you nearly destroyed your own body with the power you used back there..., it's so unstable that you're lucky it only broke a few bones...", She Explained.
He turned over and noticed Nemu on a bed beside him.
"She's in worse shape than me, you should focus on her wounds rather than mine...", he stated.
"We already are", she said pointing to her Lieutenant, Isane.
Isane kotetsu was on her knees by Nemu's feet with glowing hands, to Szayellapporro this was apparently their method of healing...
"Haven't told'em about his power yet, have'ya, Capt'n?", Said a chuckling voice in the doorway.
"You're not supposed to be here, Shinji Hirako...", She replied.
"Who'se gonna make me leave?", He said challenging her playfully.
She silently replied by reaching for her Zanpakutō.
"Whoa!, Didn't think I'd get a reaction like that from someone like you...", He stated.
"What is that supposed to mean..., 'someone like you', enlighten me...", She demanded half-playfully.
"I-i'm just saying that someone like you- I mean someone who hates violence shouldn't be so hostile...", he stuttered.
"Really?...", She started.
"Well when I have to do something I do it, for example..., when a pest enters my hospital, I must Exterminate it...", She finished unsheathing her blade.
He lifted a pointed finger about to reply but was interrupted by a flying kick to the face.
He lifted his limp body onto his hands and wiped his bloody nose with his sleeve.
"Hiyori you little!-", He started.
"Shut up!, I was waiting quietly outside of Ms. 'Heals-A-Lot's' Hospital for you to finish up, I just come in to see what's taking so long and you're fooling around with Ms. 'Heals-A-Lot'?", Hiyori Replied.
"Please don't yell inside the hospital", Unohana interrupted unaffected by the argument and only interested in the lack of quietness.
"Shut Up!, Ms. 'Heals-A-Lot'!", Hiyori Snapped Back.
"I'm finished Healing lieutenant Nemu Kurotsuchi, Captain", Isane Interrupted.
"That's good because Shinji Hirako will need healing after his partner is finished destroying his face...", she said pointing to the scene before her.
"I'm gonna Kick ur' Ass!", Hiyori Yelled at him.
By this point several squad members had finished healing Szayelapporro and both him and Nemu were watching the scene in confusion.
"uhh..., can we go back to the part where the one you call shinji mentioned something about my power?", Szayelapporro interrupted.
"uh, y-yeah, sure, kid, I was going to tell you s-something a-about your mysterous power...", Shinji stopped and told him.
Shinji then paused akwardly for suspense for a whole minute before being interrupted again by another flying kick to the face.
"Don't pause for Half-Assed Suspense, just tell him already, so i can go home, stupid Butt-Head!", Hiyori Screamed.
"Please do not use foul language in my hospital, child", Unohana Requested Coldly.
"Who'are You Callin' A Child, Jerk!", Hiyori Screamed.
A squad member appeared at the doorway.
"Captain Unohana, And Lieutenant Kotetsu, And... Everyone... Else?...", he paused watching Hiyori and Shinji's Scene.
"Don't stop, what's the news?", Unohana said grabbing his attention again.
"Captain Ukitake and Captain Kyoraku have fallen... at the blade of... sosuke aizen!", he finished.
"Aizen, Sosuke?, he's supposed to be imprisoned in Central 46's Underground Chamber..., isn't he?...", Isane asked.
"No, I recieved word earlier that Captain Yamamoto, Captain Kyoraku, and Captain Ukitake had gone off to battle Aizen who had revealed himself to have tricked us all during the winter war...", Unohana Replied.
"Well, I need to tell this kid about his power before we leave, Szayel?, can I explain now or do you think I'll get attacked again?", Shinji asked trying to annoy Hiyori.
"I'm fine as long as you hurry the hell up, Shinji!", Hiyori Muttered.
"Szayellapporro, you possess the power of a-", he started before being interrupted again.
"I said hurry your ass up!", Hiyori muttered.
"I just started!", He yelled.
Nemu stepped forward causing everyone to wonder what she was doing...
She dissappeared and reappeared behind Hiyori and put her arms under Hiyori's and they met in front locking Hiyori in a Restraint.
"LET GO OF ME, PERVERT!", Hiyori Yelled.
"She isn't a pervert, besides who, especially another female, would be interested in your flat chest?", Shinji stated.
"She could be Bi-Sexual for all you know!", Hiyori yelled back earning an elbow to the ribs courtesy of an Angry Nemu.
"Good point, though..., But what about Lesbian, why does she have to be Bi?", Shinji asked laughing.
"Because it's obvious she digs scronny-ass over there", Hiyori said pointing to Szayellapporro, "and if she wasn't Bi, she wouldn't be interested in him, would She!", She Screamed earning another irritated jab from Nemu.
"Why must you speak of me this way, little boy?", Nemu asked Hiyori.
"LITTLE BOY!", Hiyori asked furiously, "Do I look like a Friggin' Boy ta' You!"
Bakudō Number 61, Rikujōkōrō!", Nemu Exclaimed.
Six tiny rods of light collected around Hiyori's lips and forced her loud mouth shut.
"Now, Shinji, you may tell Szayel what you need to tell him...", She explained.
"Thanks for shutting her mouth, Nemu, Now Szayel, as I was Saying, you possess the powers and abilities of a Hollow, And unlike Kurosaki's Powers, the Fusion of your Unstable Hollow Powers and your New-Found Shinigami powers almost killed you", Shinji Explained.
T.B.C.
Next chapter Shinji, Hiyori, nemu, And Unohana and Isane will go to assist Ichigo and Yamamoto who are currently the last ones standing in the wakou mundo battle, Update in about a week, see ya!