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Yes, my little faithful civilian puppies. That is what you think it is. A real Giant Effing Robot spotted, caught accidentally on tape by that little lovesick boy giving his unsuspecting girl friend her little Victoria's Secret (cause we all know what's in that bag) birthday present. Friend or foe? Or rogue? As I have recently discovered, you people can comment on my posts, so I'll let you decide for yourselves. But hear it from the expert; one, it was bright blue, which usually isn't a color choice for a foe. And two, nothing in the area reported being blown up. So, I'll venture a guess that this is a friend. Maybe. You can't trust these aliens. ALWAYS USE CAUTION.
Robo-Warrior, out!
COMMENTS;
Shakatron3000; This is crap.
Fassinator; How'd you upload so fast? This was taken like what, two days ago?
Robo-Warrior; try two weeks, amateurs. It just took me a while to coax it out of my secret sources.
Sharkatron3000; What sources!
Robo-Warrior; If I told you, then it wouldn't a SECRET, would it?
Lord_León; Shark, Fass, stand down! I'll do the talking. Robo-Warrior I don't know who you think you are, but this website is nothing compared to mine. HEY PEEPS! ALL WHO WANT THE TRUTH; GO TO THE RealEffingDeal(.)com!
Robo-Warrior; This is a site dedicated to freeing the poor and ignorant civilian minds and exposing the truth of mother-effing aliens. DO NOT SCREAM YOUR ADVERTIZMENTS OUT ON MY SITE! NOW BE GONE!
Lord_León; or what?
Fassinator; TheRealEffingDeal is going places!
Robo-Warrior; Huzzah.
Lord_León; Oh you are so on, man. Roomies, OUT!
Robo-Warrior; amateurs.
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Trip848; WTP?
QuickSilver13; sounds like they're trying to out-dork one another.
Lightning_Jolt; I checked this guy's site. Hate to say it, but Robo-Warrior is right. It's pathetic.
Chevy_Cam'09; What the hell is with that picture of that girl in an Iron Man suit? Are the serious!
Lightning_Jolt; actually, I think that's a joke, Cam.
Chevy_Cam'09; …right.
Trip848; but the rest of this site is pathetic.
Springer_Hide; Little alien robot cars? What the slagging hell?
WrenchMaster; It seems our friend Robo-Warrior has some competition.
QuickSilver13; Dork competition. These guys are pathetic. They're probably operating out of their mothers' basements.
Trip848; actually, they're just in high school, so it's pretty likely.
TheHotOne; Eh! They's got pics!
QuickSilver13; …slag, he's right.
Chevy_Cam'09; where?
Lightning_Jolt; homepage. Mission City? It looks like…slag-
BigBoy07; Me.
Springer_Hide; Yep. Those are your shin guards, BigBoy. Way to give Trip a lesson on being discrete.
BigBoy07; I seem to recall I had other things on my mind at the time.
Chevy_Cam'09; Plus it looks like it could have been poorly photo shopped. I'd say you're safe, 07.
WrenchMaster; It looks like there's been a cyber war going on over our existence, and we didn't even know about it.
Springer_Hide; JCS can't be everywhere. Once it gets big though, they'll shut it down.
BigBoy07; Hide is right. If this gets too out of control, we may have to inform the JCS. But I doubt anyone would take these humans, particularly the boys, seriously.
Springer_Hide; admit it. You just want the whole world to know.
BigBoy07; it is their right.
TheSmartOne; We's secret agent now, yeah!
QuickSilver13; Ignore him.
Trip848; We don't need a prompt.
WrenchMaster; and if people do start to take this seriously?
BigBoy07; this may be the only outlet we have to see the human's reaction to us. I suggest we use it.
Chevy_Cam'09; We know how they react to us. You saw the boy.
Trip848; not all humans are like him, Cam. Or the girl.
Springer_Hide; you saw his 'ma when she got a load of us.
Chevy_Cam'09; don't remind me. I'm still sleeping in their garage.
TheSmartOne; Hey! When's we's gonna meet them, anyways?
TheHotOne; yeah, they's still don't know the coolest bots!
Chevy_Cam'09; NO.
QuickSilver13; permission to sabotage that page?
BigBoy07; If I say no, will you do it anyways?
QuickSilver13; …
BigBoy07; ….slag.
QuickSilver13; Thanks, Optimus!
WrenchMaster; DELETE!
Springer_Hide; slag.
COMMENTS;
Shakatron3000; This is crap.
Fassinator; How'd you upload so fast? This was taken like what, two days ago?
Robo-Warrior; try two weeks, amateurs. It just took me a while to coax it out of my secret sources.
Sharkatron3000; What sources!
Robo-Warrior; If I told you, then it wouldn't a SECRET, would it?
Lord_León; Shark, Fass, stand down! I'll do the talking. Robo-Warrior I don't know who you think you are, but this website is nothing compared to mine. HEY PEEPS! ALL WHO WANT THE TRUTH; GO TO THE !
Robo-Warrior; This is a site dedicated to freeing the poor and ignorant civilian minds and exposing the truth of mother-effing aliens. DO NOT SCREAM YOUR ADVERTIZMENTS OUT ON MY SITE! NOW BE GONE!
Lord_León; or what?
Fassinator; TheRealEffingDeal is going places!
Robo-Warrior; Huzzah.
Lord_León; Oh you are so on, man. Roomies, OUT!
Robo-Warrior; amateurs.
QuickSilver13; Geeks of the world unite.
Robo-Warrior; Ah, the Imbecile. What the hell are you doing back here?
QuickSilver13; Just couldn't stay away ;)
Robo-Warrior; I won't take any crap from you, civilian. Mark my words.
QuickSilver13; What makes you think I'm a civilian?
Robo-Warrior; You're here, aren't you.
QuickSilver13; Hm.
Robo-Warrior; don't you HM me either, punk.
QuickSilver13; Yes sir.
Lord_León; Hey! You think we're geeks? Just wait, man. The robots are coming for you. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! And you will be next.
QuickSilver13; One person out of billions.
Lord_León; ever heard of Mission City?
QuickSilver13; Ever heard of psych wards?
Fassinator; Haha. Clever.
Lord_León; FASS!
Fassinator; Sorry, boss.
Sharkatron3000; We got you, boss.
Trip848; Hey, QS. Thought you might need some back up.
Robo-Warrior; God help us all. Another one.
QuickSilver13; I'm fine, thanks.
Lord_León; and you are?
Trip848; don't strain yourself, honey. I'm nothing to worry about ;)
Lord_León; Yowzah. You aren't a dude, right?
QuickSilver13; Trust me. You don't know what you're doing.
Fassinator; Any chance you happen to live in Kansas?
Sharkatron3000; or the U.S?
Fassinator; Yeah, the U.S works too.
QuickSilver13; This has got to be against the law. Actually, Trip, I'm pretty sure it is.
Lord_León; what law?
QuickSilver13; the laws of nature.
Lord_León; what, you think I successful bachelor like myself can't get some? Back off, dude! There's plenty of your pal to go around! I'm a hunter. Let me hunt.
QuickSilver13; I was being serious.
Trip848; Sorry, boys, but I got a question for Robo-Warrior.
Robo-Warrior; remembered me, have you?
Trip848; Have you ever actually SEEN one of these robots?
Robo-Warrior; Classified.
QuickSilver13; as in I'm a farmer that just saw a pterodactyl classified?
Robo-Warrior; DO NOT PATRONIZE ME, IMBECILE! I WILL RIP YOU APART AND SCATTER YOUR ASHES WHERE NO ONE WILL FIND THEM. NO ONE!
Trip848; :O You shouldn't have done that.
Robo-Warrior; and why's that?
QuickSilver13; BWAHAHA!
-QuickSilver13 has signed off.-
Robo-Warrior; Yeah! You better run!
Trip848; He's not running. He's calling in the cavalry. You're screwed.
Lord_León; So, Trip, now that we're here all alone…
Robo-Warrior; don't even think about it, amateur. Go flirt on your own damn website, or better yet, get a girlfriend you can actually SEE.
QuickSilver13; I'm baaaaaack.
Trip848; Frag.
WrenchMaster; scatter his ashes, hm?
Robo-Warrior; who the hell are you?
QuickSilver13; nut job, meet WrenchMaster. WrenchMaster, conspiracy-theorist nut job.
WrenchMaster; To answer your question, idiot, I'm you worst nightmare.
Robo-Warrior; with a name like WrenchMaster? What is that- a reference to a mechanic?
QuickSilver13; or a reference to the fact that he throws wrenches.
Robo-Warrior; that's it? We're online, idiots! He can't throw a wrench at me through the screen!
WrenchMaster; No, but you know what I can do? I can trace this website right back to you, no matter how many firewalls you have up, no matter how hard you try to hide. You so much as threaten that dumbass, and I swear I will find you and tear up limb from limb, and no one will find your ashes because there won't be that much of you left. Comprende, Paco?
Robo-Warrior; YOU DARE THREATEN ME? I AM THE MASTER OF THIS SITE, CIVILIAN, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO INTIMIDATE ME WITH YOUR BEEP BEEP BEEPING BEEP.
WrenchMaster; TRY TO CAPS ME AGAIN AND JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENS YOU BEEP BEEP PIECE OF BEEP BEEP BEEPING BEEPING BEEP SON OF A BEEPING BEEP /omit string/ BEEP YOU.
Lord_León; …
Fassinator; …
Sharkatron3000; …
Trip848; Cavalry.
QuickSilver13; Gotta love friends.
-Robo-Warrior has signed off-
WrenchMaster; BEEPING good riddance.
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BigBoy07; Well, that did absolutely slagging nothing. I let you two out for five minutes, and you have to bring Ratchet- Ratchet- into the conversation to scare the human senseless. Not only have you found out absolutely slagging nothing, you've terrified them of us already, and they don't even know who we are. I'm surprised I haven't found it in myself to delete your accounts already.
Bigboy07; and I can see by the little speech bubble box next to your name that you're typing, Jolt. I'll delete that comment when I slagging well see fit.
Lightning_Jolt; right, boss.
WrenchMaster; the fragger was asking for it. And don't tell me when to hold back, you slagging beep beep.
Chevy_Cam'09; Um, WM…
WrenchMaster; beep.
Chevy_Cam'09; Right.
Springer_Hide; I think the little creep deserved it, BigBoy. But QS, Trip, if it wasn't for those other nerds to interrogate, I would be slagging pissed, too. Don't screw the next job up.
TheSmartOne; They's flirtin' with Trip! WTP?
TheHotOne; and You's guys call US dum!
TheSmartOne; what you mean US, stupid? You be the dumb one.
Springer_Hide; STOP.
QuickSilver13; And it wasn't pointless, BigBoy. We know that these geeks are having a cyber war over our existence, and the other losers don't have half their facts straight. We know they're cracked, so interrogating them about us is going to get us next to nowhere. I say we target the civilians of the sites- and I don't mean those boys. The other two are just cronies. Whoever the frag names themselves 'lord lion', half in Spanish, obviously has bad reflection issues.
Trip848; He's right, 07. We did learn something. And either this Robo-Warrior is suffering severe PTS from a D-con fight and on the run from the gov, or he's just got really, really good sources and just a total wannabe.
Chevy_Cam'09; I can see it.
WrenchMaster; either way, if he doesn't leave them alone, the JCS won't have to worry about this website for much longer.
BigBoy07; DON'T give Hide any ideas. You are not to engage, repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE. I am restricting you to cameo for a while, WM. And QS, you are now the herald of misfortune for this man. Back off for a while.
Trip848; Cam wants to come. Let him talk to Robo-Warrior. Plus his people skills are probably better than ours…
Chevy_Cam'09; Yup.
BigBoy07; Permission granted.
TheSmartOne; HEY! When is we gonna get to go?
TheHotOne; yeah, we gots good people skilz!
Springer_Hide; how about when the Pit becomes a mountain.
WrenchMaster; when hell freezes over.
Springer_Hide; when Hatchet stops cussing.
WrenchMaster; When Hide becomes a pacifist.
Springer_Hide;…touché, doc. Touché.
WrenchMaster; Beeping right.
BigBoy07; My words exactly. In a sense.
QuickSilver13; Ha.