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Thank to all my lovely reviews. You have encouraged me to do another chapter. Ok this is the chapter where Fang gets revenge on Iggy.
Angel: Iggy deserves it. That was mean what he did to Fang. But very funny.
Robina: Guess what Angel!
Angel: I'm going to visit Iggy! Yay!
Robina: Stupid mind-reading.
Angel: Robina owns nothing.
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Fang's POV
I had come up with a couple of ideas to get back at Iggy. I planned to spend the whole day annoying him. Ok so annoying didn't sound so bad but when I annoy someone or something I do it properly. My first act of annoyance was simple. I would give him a colour headache. Hehe. It was so simple.
Iggy was in the kitchen making breakfast as per usual. He had a pile of grape next to him. Perfect. I did the old switcheroo. Swapping the grapes for skittles so when he went to grab a hand full he would get a colour headache.This was only little of the chaos that I was about to brew. Iggy went to grab the skittles. He picked up a small handful and dropped them straight away. He moaned and sat on one of the stools.
I found Iggy on the couch later with an ice-pack on his forehead.
'Headache Iggy?' I asked him smiling.
'Yea.' He moaned and rolled onto his side. I stifled a laugh and left the room.
I went upstairs and into his room. I found all his bomb supplies and moved them to a different spot. Then I moved all the furniture around in his room. That should have funny results. I left closed the door and went back down stairs. Iggy was back in the kitchen making breakfast again.
'Want help?' I asked.
'Okay…' Iggy said suspiciously. I never offered to help in the kitchen. I was forced by Dr. M usually. He was making omelets. Yum.
'Pass the cheese.' He said with his hand held out. I looked in the fridge. There was old cheese and new cheese. I grabbed the old cheese.
'Cheese.' I said and handed it to him. He took it and started to grate it. Once he had grated it he put it into the mixing bowl.
'Can you pass me the salt and pepper shakers please?' He asked. I went to the cupboard and instead of salt I grabbed the mustard and cinnamon. He wouldn't know the difference. I passed them to him and he started shaking a little bit into the bowl. I saw vinegar in the cupboard. Hmmm… This could come in handy. I pulled the bottle out of the cupboard. Iggy was busy setting the temperature on the stove so I quickly poured the whole bottle into the bowl.
'Ok I don't need your help and more Fang.' I dipped my finger into the mixture and tasted it. Ewww… It was the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted and I've tasted lots of things. I left the kitchen proud of my achievement.
Ella was up in her room talking to one of her friends on the phone. I decided it was time to get his opinion on Ella. I picked up the voice recorder and went back into the kitchen.
'What do you want now Fang?' Iggy asked.
'I just want to know something.' I said innocently. 'Do you like Ella?' Iggy blushed.
'Maybe.'
'Do you loooooove her?'
'Maybe.'
'Do you?' I pressed.
'What if I told you I had all your bomb supplies and was going to flush them down the toilet if you don't tell me?'
'You wouldn't!' Iggy gasped.
'Really?'
'Ok yes you would, but you can't!'
You know what you have to do to save them.' I said evilly.
'Ok fine. You win.' He sighed and started the recorder. 'I love Ella. Happy?'
'Very.' I played the tape recording.
'I love Ella.' The recording of Iggy's voice said.
'You didn't!' He said shocked.
'I did.' I said simply. 'Now this is going on my blog.'
'WHAT!' Iggy shouted. I played the recording again. And as fate should have it Ella walked into the room.
'Hey Ella.' I said cheerfully. Iggy looked at me.
'What do you want?!' He begged. 'Just don't do it. I'll do anything! ANYTHING!' I got to admit it was fun getting revenge on a blind kid.
'Revenge.' I said simply. 'For the whole application thing.'
'That was Gazzy's idea too.' He said.
'Gazzy's time will come.' I pushed the play button on the recorder.
'I love Ella.' Iggy's voice recording said. Ella blushed. Iggy blushed as well.
'Iggy…I…' Ella blushed again and stopped.
'Never ever mess with me again.' I said to Iggy.
'I'm sorry Fang.' Iggy said. 'But this means WAR!'
I played the recording one last time and left the kitchen. Now it was Gazzy's turn.
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Okay the next chapter will be Fang getting revenge on Gazzy. To everybody who read the first chapter my friend rainbowstrike has gotten the application and filled it out. It's called Fang's Response: Application to date my daughter. Go and read it.
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