Update Character: Bubbly, over-optimistic person.

Visual Example: Naruto from Naruto.

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Chapter 2: Did I Just Use The Word Cute?

I wiped my tears as I stood up. I was known for my determination, and I was not going to let something like this break me.

"Okay, so I'll die," I said forcefully, "how can I avoid meeting my creator?"

Smirk. Never forget the dry humor.

"Well let us explain, my dear," (A/N: so much explaining!) my dad said, "Well, since your mother was a squib, your Veela traits won't be as noticeable, as if you were a full-fledged Veela. When you meet your mate, the symptoms will be much more subtle, and your mate won't be attracted to you uncontrollably, so be prepared to charm the bloomers off of someone!"

Wait, aren't bloomers for girls?...

"Okay!" I shouted as I pumped my fist into the air.

(A/N: I couldn't resist an anime moment!)

"But," my mom added, "Since you haven't had Veela training, your emotions are going to be hard to keep in check. For example, when you're glad, you're not going to be just glad, you're going to be super-duper-laugh-your-butt-off-while-you-jump-on-your-bed happy. And don't even get me started on when you're mad." She shuddered.

I nodded. Time for the games to begin.

Draco POV

Why, mother? Why must you hate me so? Don't you know that me, Draco Malfoy, epitome of smexiness, does not need to go to school, especially when he has tons and tons of money that he can take baths in? Apparently, you don't. Which is why I'm standing here, waiting for the bloody Hogwarts train to arrive, so I can bloody go to Hogwarts, to get a bloody education.

But wait, what is this I see?

Well, look who just hopped off the I'm Sexy And I Know It Train.

I mentally ravished the girl standing in front of me. She had curly brown hair reaching to her shoulder blades, a petite, womanly figure, and a cute butt.

Did I just use the word cute?

She looks a bit familiar….

I silently planned the demise of my next victim. I think I'll keep this one a little longer then usual, about two weeks, I'm guessing.

I put my plan into action as the Hogwarts Express pulled up. I silently crept behind the girl, waiting for my chance. As she bent down to pick up her trunk, I gave her butt a nice little spank. She quickly got up and twirled around.

"Watch it, you bloody little- Malfoy?" the fiery anger was quickly changed into shock.

"Granger?" I was a dead man.

NTP: YAY! MY SECOND CHAPTER! Readers: It's so damn short you $#%#^! NTP: Yea… it's more of a filler… But I think I'm going to upload the third chapter today! Readers: *skeptical looks* NTP: Just you wait and see! I'll be Hoka-I mean I will update! BELIEVE IT! SO PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! NO matter how lazy you feel! Cause I know I'm pretty lazy! Just do it!