A/N

I can't be bothered to type much so here it is.

Nudge: Mu muh hu hum!

Me: She has duct tape over her mouth still. I own zilch. Anyhoos on with the story!

Iggy's POV

I crept quietly into Fang's room. He was out flying with Max. Not a good thing to do in times like these. I walked over to his bed trying not to trip on anything. His room smelt like old cheese and rotting eggs. Not nice. I managed to find his bed and I felt something black that could only be one thing… the laptop.

'Ok. Come on Total.' I whispered to him. I heard Total walk in carefully.

'The last time I did this I was dunked into the toilet.' He muttered. (A/N read Total takes over by rainbowstrike.) I had no idea what he was talking about so I just shrugged.

'Just hurry up! They could be back any minute!' I said listening for the quiet steps of Fang approaching. I heard the faint tap, tap, tap of the keyboard.

'Ok just tell me what you want me to type.' I was about to ask how he knew how to type but just decided not to worry about it.

'Where to start? Where to start?'

Fang's POV

I landed on the front lawn and turned to see Max land just after me. She gave me a think-about-what-we talked about look. I shrugged and walked towards the door. I pulled it open and came face to face with Iggy. Realizing who I was he quickly turned in the opposite direction and bolted up the stairs. I had a feeling something bad was going to happen. I walked up the stairs and into my room. I kicked stuff out of my way making my way to my bed. I sat down and opened the laptop.

Wow. I had 186 reviews since I last checked it. I went to the main page and I spotted the latest entry. Hmm… it was posted 10 minutes ago. I wasn't here then. I quickly opened it and read…

Hello! You are reading Fang's blog!

Today's Date: 7/8/09

Visitor Number: 23,673,009

Hey people of earth, flock followers everywhere! It's Iggy here posting for revenge. As you probably wouldn't know Gazzy and I both pulled on mean prank on Fang the other day. He got pretty annoyed at us so he started getting revenge and that revenge has turned into a full blown WAR!

Now as most of you know Fang can be quite mean. To name a few… Putting spiders in Gazzy's bed, dunking Total in the toilet, colour headaches etc. you get the idea.

Anyways. I've decided to hack his blog with a trusty companion who shall remain unnamed for fear of his safety. Leave votes on whose side you with. Team Iggy or team Fang?

Iggy

Over and out.

I closed the lid of the laptop and slowly breathed in and out and in and-

'IGGY! YOU'RE DEAD! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU THEN I'M GOING TO BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE! YOU HEAR ME?' I yelled at the top of my voice. I heard a yelp from down the hall. 'YOU TOO TOTAL!' A whine came from Angel's room. Coward. I put the laptop down and headed downstairs to the kitchen. I then went to the cupboard and pulled out two bottled of dye.

I smiled to myself grabbing a bucket from the laundry. I then went back up stairs and grabbed all of Iggy's clothes. When I came back down I dumped them on the table and turned back to the bucket. I poured the contents of the dyes into the bucket and stirred with a long spoon. The colours mixed together creating the colour I wanted. Perfect.

I picked up a white shirt and put it into the bucket. The shirt almost immediately turned into the colour I wanted. Khaki. Happy with my success I decided to take this out side so I wouldn't stain the carpet. Other wise I wouldn't be around long enough to see the aftermath. Picking up the bucket I took it outside. It was the middle of the day so the sun was nice and hot. I went back inside and grabbed the pile of clothes. I came back out and started dyeing and hanging up clothes. The sun should make them dry faster. After I was done I stood back to admire my work. My hands were going to be khaki colour for days but who cares. I emptied the bucket and put it back. I would give the clothes a couple of hours to dry.

Four hours later…

I came back out to find all the clothes dry and khaki coloured. I quickly took all the clothes off the line and into a clothes basket. I went back inside.

'What cha got there Fang? Laundry?' Max asked eyeing me suspiciously I never did washing.

'Yeah.' I said trying to get past her. She moved but still kept looking at me. I went upstairs into Iggy's room. Iggy and Gazzy had been gone most of the day probably making bombs. I quickly placed all of Iggy's clothes exactly where they were earlier. I left closing the door and hurrying back downstairs. Dr. M called us for dinner and the flock came and sat at the table. At that moment Iggy walked through the door. His clothes covered in mud and other things. Gazzy was similar. They both walked upstairs to change. Excellent. A smile spread across my face.

'Why are you smiling Fang?' Angel asked me. 'Oh.' Was all she said after reading my mind. She then doubled over laughing. I couldn't help but smiling more. The rest oh the flocked looked at me confused. Then I heard the sound sealing my victory for the day.

'KHAKI! I HATE KHAKI! WHO WOULD DO THI- FANG! YOU ARE DEAD! I WASN'T PLAYING TOUGH BUT NOW YOU HAVE AWOKEN THE BEAST WITHIN!' Now I couldn't help myself. I fell into a chair laughing. Everyone else was laughing so hard they couldn't breathe properly. Iggy stomped down the stairs in all khaki.

'You. Are. Dead.' Was all he said and came to take a seat.

'Don't you like the new look Ig?' I said menacingly. Everyone started laughing harder.

'What did I miss?' asked Dr. M walking out of the kitchen holding our dinners.

'Nothing much.' I said.

A/N

Ok sorry it took so long to update but school has been a hassle. Ideas are welcome.

Nudge: Hooray! She took the tape off! –Does a dance-

Me: Quite you.

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