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Nudge: Robina owns nothing. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Vodka!

Me: …

Iggy's POV

I had a wonderful idea last night for revenge. I was the only one who knew where Dr. M hid her alcohol. She kept it hidden in a pot in the kitchen that no one ever used. I had come across it one night by accident. Anyways that's beside the point.

I found the pot and grabbed a bottle a random hoping it was something good. I grabbed a coke out of the fridge (I know its coke cause of the colours) and unscrewed the top off and tipped half of it down the sink and then I filled up the rest with what ever was in the bottle. It smelt like rum. Smiling to myself I put the coke back in the fridge and waited for my plan to take action.

Fang's POV

I walked down the stairs and into the kitchen. I was feeling a bit puckish so I went to the fridge. I opened the door to find leftovers from last night and a can of coke. Today was my lucky day. I took the coke out of the fridge and closed the door. I walked out to the lounge room where Angel was sitting with Total and Celeste. She looked up at me.

'Coke!' She jumped up and grabbed it out of my hand.

'Hey!' I said but she had already pulled off the lid and was sculling the whole thing right in front of me. I made a lunged for it but by the time I grabbed it out of her littler hands the bottle was empty.

'That tasted funny.' She said and burped loudly.

Fifteen minutes later…

Angel couldn't even walked straight it was almost like she was drunk… Angel: Picked up Total and squeezed him.

'I looooooove you Total.' She said. 'You and Akila should get married!' At this Total blushed well as close as a mutated talking and flying dog can get to blushing.

'Can't… breath!' Total wheezed. I pulled Angels hands apart and Total fell to the ground. Angel didn't like this. She took one uncoordinated swing at me and missed by a mile. She continued the assault by trying to kick me but all she managed to do was fall down on top of Total. It was so funny I started laughing.

'Owwww!' He yelled and ran. It was at this point that Max walked in.

'Max!' Angel yelled and ran towards her but tripped on the rug and landed face first. She rolled onto her back and started laughing manically.

'She's one mean drunk.' I muttered.

'DRUNK!' Max yelled. 'You gave my baby alcohol?!'

'No, No.' Angel said, her heading rocking said to side. 'It Iggy! He thinked it before!' She said saving my life. 'He over there!' She pointed one shaky finger towards the stairs. Max looked murderous. I was glad I wasn't going to be one the receiving end this time.

'OW!...STOP…I DIDN'T ME- IT WAS FOR FANG! OUCH! AHHHHHH!' I saw Iggy run past me but Angel stuck out her little foot making Iggy trip. He fell onto the ground making a satisfying THUNK.

'That's my girl.' I said to Angel. She smiled and went and sat on Iggy's back. She started punching him in the head while singing Mary had a little lamb. Max appeared next to me.

'Aren't you going to do anything?' I asked her. She shook her head.

'Like you said she's one mean drunk.'

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Angel's one mean drunk.

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