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Ok so I know I haven't updated in yonks but I've been busy with my social life. Yes, I have a social life! Over 50 reviews I'm touched! Ok enough chit chat. I own nothing.

Iggy's POV

My last plan back fired. BAD! After Angel had recovered from her drunken state Max chased me everywhere. She unfortunately she caught me and let's just say the consequences were… less than pleasant.

Fang's POV

Even though Iggy hadn't done anything to me he had still tried to with the whole alcohol thing. So now it was my turn.

'Hey Fang. We're going to the shop you wanna come?' Nudge said excitedly skipping towards me. I shook my head. I never went shopping with them if I could help it.

'Suit yourself.' She then skipped out the door. I heard the car rumble and leave. I went upstairs going to go on my blog but I passed Iggy's room and saw him lying on his bed listening to the IPod Dr. M had gotten him last Christmas. He seemed oblivious to the world around him. Time to put my plan into action.

I went back downstairs to the kitchen. I went to the drawer where Dr. M kept all the medicines. I grabbed one in particular, sleep medicine. I closed the draw and grabbed a cup. I filled it with water and added enough sleeping medicine for 30 minutes of drowsiness. Right on cue Iggy came down the stairs. I quickly put the glass in the fridge. Iggy came into the kitchen grab the glass and sculled it. He then made his way back upstairs.

I waited about three minutes until I heard a THUNK from upstairs. I ran upstairs to Iggy's room to find him in a deep sleep on the ground. I rolled him onto his back and then went to the cupboard and got some super glue and coloured feathers.

I covered him in the glue then opened the packet of feathers. I put feathers of every bit of his exposed skin. When I was finishing up I heard the front door open. I finished up and put the glue and feathers back.

'WE'RE HOME!' I heard Nudge yell from downstairs. I walked back down stairs. Ella, Nudge and Angel had Max by the arms.

'HELP! FANG, HELP!' Max yelled at me as the other girls dragged her up the stairs. I laughed and followed behind them. 'Traitor!'

'I try my best.' They dragged her into Ella's room and sat her down on a stool.

'Hold still this won't take long. Fang out!' Nudge said shoving me out the door.

'Why? This is golden.' She just slammed the door in my face. I shrugged and went back downstairs. I was reading a book when I heard two screams from upstairs.

'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!' On was Max and the other was Iggy. Iggy and Max came down the stairs. Max had makeup smeared all over her face. She stopped screaming when she saw Iggy and started laughing. Angel, Nudge and Ella came down looking for Max. They saw Iggy and started laughing.

'Awake are we sleeping beauty?' I asked.

'What did you do to me? Ow!' Iggy said trying to pull some feathers off.

'I turned you into a chicken. Now say cheese!' I snapped a photo.

'Damn you to-'His sentence was cut off by a screaming Dr. M.

'IGGY! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?' Everybody was doing a lot of screaming today.

'Fang happened.'

'When ever something bad happens everyone thinks it's me.' I said.

'Cause it is!' Everyone said at unison.

'Ah! Touché.'

'Come here Iggy.' Dr. M said pulling him towards the kitchen.

'Be careful! Watch the – OW!' Everyone started laughing again. I went upstairs to post the pictures on my blog. I was typing away when I saw Iggy at the door.

'Greetings my fine feathered friend!' I said to him. He glared at me and stalked off. Today was fun.

A/N

Haha!

Nudge: -Appears out of no where-

Me: Greetings my fine feathered friend! (Credit to my best friend for that)

R&R