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Chapter 2

"What the buck?"

The cashier stared at Vegeta oddly. "What do you mean Vegeta?"

"w-W-What are you doing here, Kakarrot?"

"What else would I be doing? I'm working, silly." Goku replied.

"But, but you're an idiot. You've never earned a single penny in you whole life!"

" Yeah, but I really wanted to save my money to buy Chi Chi a nice Christmas present. That means I Get more food."

"I'm thinking it's not only for the food. You want to go BAM-BAM, right?"

"How dare you use such vile language!" An old lady standing behind Vegeta shunned, " You need to wash your mouth out with soap! Didn't your parents teach your better?"

" Well, my parents died, so shut your trap old lady!" he relied.

" Um.. Vegeta, I wouldn't do that….."

" Oh, you fresh brat!" The old lady grabbed something from her bag and sprayed it in Vegeta's eyes.

" Oh! What in the world is this?"

"It's pepper spray mixed with mace." said the old lady laughing. As she walked away, Vegeta cursed silently.

" Hmm, I know! You're one of the men who just screw their wives for no reason, right? Why don't you get a job here too?"

" Never, Kakakrot. If it means seeing that crone, no way!"

" Okay, then!" Goku said happily.

" Wait, if you got a job, are you, um one of them?" Goku nodded in response.

" Oh, you sick idiot!"

Vegeta walked away from the store, hatching a plan in his mind: this Halloween would be really fun.

Three days later.

Vegeta had been working on his costume for the past days. His long days in the lab, stealing and sneaking were the most thing done. Finally, it was time to try on the costume. He had to have someone see it before the big day, so he brought in his mother in-law.

"So, how is it?"

" Aw, it's perfect! You look so much alike."

" Don't tell, or else I'll kill you!"

"You can trust me, Vegeta!"

Halloween night.

Bulma tried to fit into the costume she had in store. She would be the scariest thing to Vegeta: The grim reaper. In her hands were a scythe made out of Saiyanite and one with a knife. She truly looked like Vegeta's worst nightmare. She had a dress similar to Morticia's and a cape which made her seem as a dark, evil creature. She had in mind to seduce him later in the dress. Oh what wonderful things go on at holidays. The only down sider was that she was pregnant. Why do I have to be pregnant? she thought.

" Vegeta, I'm ready!" she yelled.

" Oh, there's no Vegeta here," a high pitched voice said.

"Vegeta, there's no jokes around here, show me your costume."

" Come outside, then."

As Bulma stepped outside, her curiosity turned into ferocious anger.

" Y-Y-Y- You look like ME!"

He was a spitting image of Bulma. Even the pregnancy. He even had the more loose fitting grim reaper costume for Bulma.

" I was searching for that!"

" OH, I'm Bulma. I'm so smart and I can do shitty things ! Oh, and I'm pregnant so I'm moody and inexplicably horny at times!"

All of a sudden, a dark aura filled the block. Bulma's face was dark*. Goku came flying down with Chi Chi and co. When he noticed the danger he backed away y.

"Vegeta: What did you do?" Goku whimpered.

"I dressed up as the scariest thing alive: a pregnant Bulma."

"You shouldn't have done that , Vegeta." Bulma warned. She lifted up her scythe and threw it at Vegeta.

" Wait- no. BULMA!"

She had thrown various objects. We all know what happens:

Three months later

" I'm so sorry Bulma" Vegeta whispered.

" I don't care how many times you say sorry, after you're healed, you're getting the couch for 6 months."

"But-"

"It's your fault that you did that. Not mine. Not my fault that you landed in the hospital, so-" Before she could finish, she groaned in pain.

" What's wrong, Bulma."

" I think the baby's coming."

" Why now?"

" Gee, it's been 9 months, I wonder if it I'll wait for you." she said sarcastically.

"doctor," she yelled, "Could you wheel him out of here, he needs to be here for the birth of my child."

" Oh, Kami preserve me," Vegeta groaned.

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