Fruit Basket short stories
Yes I know it done many times but now it is my turn *evil smiley*
Anyway I may just call the people by their animal names because I am bad at spelling and remembering names * face palm*
Disclaimer~ I do not own fruit basket or characters TT
Shigure was at home bored. And he was laying on the floor like a lazy dog. Then he had a perverted idea. He called Ayame and after a few girly shrieks and evil snickering their idiotic idea began.
Miles away Hatori had a chill and put two bottles of idiot spray into his pocket. Then he prepared the first aid kit.
When Ayame came to shigure's house they first drank some tea (cartoon style) and grab the supplies. Then Ayame and shigure grabbed the costumes and makeup. When his editor came to pick up the script their was a note on the door and a map and she cried and left.
Later when Tohru came home with kyo and yuki that were fighting over which was better a giraffe or swan they stopped at the door.
Tohru: I hear music (a high pitched happy go lucky song)
Kyo: what did that BEEP dog to this time
Yuki just opened the door hoping a certain snake wasn't there… then he saw something he shouldn't have. Shigure was dressed and kyo at the door and Ayame was dressed as yuki dancing in circles. Yuki was so close to skewering his brother and feeding them to the animals while slowly skinning him but kyo interrupted.
Kyo: WHAT IN THE BEEP BEEP HELL are you two idiot perverts doing
Tohru just went to the kitchen not getting involved and made snacks. But when she went out kyo and yuki were in dresses and had their hair done with makeup she got confused and went to the kitchen.
FLASH BACK~
Yuki and kyo: what in the….
Ayame held down his brother and dressed him. Shigure threw kyo to the wall and dressed him. Then they did their hair and they struggled to get away. Then they put on the make up after they tied them to the chair and then took pictures and put it on the internet…. Ya they gonna get a beating~
NOW
Yuki grabbed his brother, brought him to the freezer until he transformed. Then spun him a few thousand times and flung him miles away. Tohru that saw this stood mouth open at the door way and stood their. As yuki came to DEAL with another annoying creature.
Kyo curled up a newspaper and started whacking him with it until shigure flipped kyo's dress making him momentarily squeal like a girl.
Shigure: that was so~ cute kyo kun
As his defense was down yuki kicked shigure into his room and shut the door and put the book case in front.
At the main house at Hatori's office\home? Hatori got a phone call from tohru saying Ayame might be dead and shigure ha a swollen face. He sighed and grabs two more idiot spray.
At shigure's house tohru finished making dinner and it was silent. A kyo what ate and stomped to his room. A yuki who helped clean and said good night and went to his room. A shigure who had his face look like a mummy being swollen and Hatori spraying him with idiot spray and rolling on the floor with pain. And an Ayame being sprayed as well rolling in snake forn and covered in bandages and a crooked tail.
Tohru in mind: note to self pervertedness is a nono