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Eat Me

All I want to do is touch you. You want to touch me too! Every way, and when they set me free our love is the perfect crime…Just put your hands on me.


Jack had over looked at first, it had take it as a practical joke from Ianto, not being a man of sweets he told himself that maybe Ianto had bought it for himself and later just forgotten the pastry on the conference room. After five minutes and the pastry still in the middle of the conference table, he started to wonder if Ianto had indeed forgotten about it, and if he did, why had not Owen eat it yet. After a whole new minute that pastry seem to call him in, or more likely lure him in with his brilliant colors. It was a muffin indeed but adorned is such an unrealistic way he had only seen in the cartoons when the coyote is trying to catch the roadrunner. It had a little note made with purple icing, "Eat Me." It was more a command than an statement for some reason he could not take his eyes off it, maybe if he just take a small pinch of it Ianto would not notice, or even better why do not ask Ianto if he could share.

As said before, he did not like sweets that much but yet this muffin was mocking him daring him, he pick it up just so he could go and tell Ianto, and that was his mistake the muffin seem overpower him demanding, and he had to take a bit. It taste so good chocolate cake with a raspberry filling, not so sweet that hurts your stomach, but delicious that makes you feel like crying when is over. He then look at the wrap on his sticky hands, and he feel bad but because he had eat it but because there was no more. He started putting together the perfect apology for Ianto when he saw the man walking outside his office with a small pastry box on his hands, he was about to call him when Owen interrupt saying he was taking Toshiko home. After that, distraction had past and with the solo though that maybe Ianto had more of the little muffins, he almost bumped in to Gwen on his way to his office. He founded then lying in top of his desk on top of the forgotten paperwork he had to file before morning. The words "Eat Me," now in vivacious red color daring him, he was about to call for Ianto when he saw the note.

"I am done with my work. Perhaps Later."

I J.

He stopped thinking taking the little muffin on his hands and remaining himself not to eat it so fast this time, he took his coat and walk out his office.

"Gwen! –He yelled –"Thank God I caught you!"

"Jack I was just about leaving, do you still need me?" –She looked at him with promising eyes, those who say, "I am ready to whatever you ask."

"Do you have something important to do tonight?" Her eyes sparkle at the question while saying no with her head. –"Good… I have to go to Ianto's, he… He forgot something. I will be back in an hour or so or even better why don't you call Rhys and ask him to come. Ok, bye."

She stood there watching him disappear on the lift, wondering if he had seen her advance and softly let her down, or if he was so excited to meet Ianto that did not even notice. She put her jacket down and reached for her phone.


Author's Note: I know, is short but in me defense this popped in my head after seeing a commercial while, I was working on another story but there was no room for it there. Thanks again for reading.