Disclaimer: I do not own any DP original characters

BEWARE! Some swearing

"Oh man," I said clutching my stomach, about to hurl. I had opened the door to a ghost couple in the middle of a make out session on a couch.

"What are you doing here?" The girl said. She had green hair (man, what is up with ghost and the color green?), red matching jacket and skirt, green/black fishnets, and black boots.

"Don't worry, Kitten, I got this," the guy had dirty blond hair, a black trench coat, gloves, pants, boots, and a white shirt. "Who are you and what do you want?"

"I'm Abby Phantom, and I have a message to Johnny from Ember." I said with authority, placing my hands on my hips. Johnny looked at Kitty, then said, "What message?"

"Ember wants me to tell you that you're going to take me to Portal 4. She'll owe you."

"And if I don't?" Johnny says, challenging me.

"Well, we don't want anything to happen to your little kitten here, know would we?" I saw Johnny glance back at Kitty, and then look back at me. I could tell by the look in his eyes that he didn't believe, so I shot an ecto beam at the lamp on the end table. When it went up in green flames, Johnny looked down in defeat.

"I'll be right back, Kitty," he said, holding her chin, "I swear by it," He gave her a quick kiss, and then reluctantly pulled himself away, and headed down the hall.

"Listen up bitch," said Kitty glaring my way, "You better not make a move on him, or I'll crush you to bits. Kaput?" I was about to spit in her face, when a deafening roar, Johnny tore down the hall on his motorcycle with '13' on the gas tank.

"Get on, and let's make this quick. I don't want to spend any unnecessary time with halfas like you." I snarled, but climbed on the bike and Jonny and I sped out of the door and into space. We rode in silence and I took in the surroundings. Except for the different doors and occasionally floating castle or building, it was all the same thing. We eventually came to a screeching halt.

"Here ya go, sweetie. And, hey, if you ever want to learn some moves, or ever just wanna, ya know, hang; just give me a blast," Johnny gave me a flirty wink, a black card with silver lettering, then sped off into space.

"Okay. !" I shivered, turned, and walked through the swirling green portal and hoped for the best.

I moan after stepping though the portal. I was in an ecto tunnel about three or four yards long. I dashed for the other end and dove through the door.

"Ahhhhhh!" I yelled as I passed though the portal door and proceeded to face plant into the floor of the lab. So not cool. I got up and changed back to human, black rings forming around my waist and one moving upwards, the other down.

"Abby?" I looked up and saw my dad in a white lab coat, "Oh crap."