Dear Diary,
I can't believe I'm actually gonna continue writing in this. I feel so fucking stupid, dammit.
Anyways, today I thought I'd practice my art skills. Y'know, since I'm like the fucking Michelangelo of my planet and all. I'm getting pretty tired of my American canvas so I thought I'd try it elsewhere. I shot a dart at the globe and ended up at America's hat. Not that much different, just a lot more snow and ice, but it doesn't really matter. So I lasered my drawing onto Mattie's arm. It ended up taking up a whole glacier when I finished and can I just say it was damn good? Too bad the glacier ended up cracking and breaking apart… Oh well. Nobody gives a fuck. Except maybe that village… Nevermind.
Oh! I guess I should tell you how I draw. I actually pretty much just copy the primitive human way and use a stylus on a tablet. BUT the only difference is my stylus is connected to my laser cannon on Lucille. Whatever I draw on my tablet ends up on the earth! It's frickin' sweet, right? :D
It was funny when I was heading back home and passed a couple planes on the way. I could see all the people freaking out and shit. Lolz, it usually happens whenever I go cruisin'. Humans can't seem to handle Lucille :L
Oh, if you didn't already know, Lucille is my spaceship. She's my baby~ :)
Meh, well, that's all I have for now. It's time to get me some munchies.
PEACE [is for lame-asses],
Tony
Hehe, right after I uploaded last night, I realized I set the story language as Spanish. That's what I get for writing when half-asleep XD
~ Amie S.