Yo.
I had to do epic last minute Thanksgiving shopping. I knew Costco would be crowded so I fucking ran over the losers in my way with my badass motherfucking monster truck. NOBODY HAS SHIT ON MY BABY MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sucks for anyone on the 95 southbound. I fucking crushed them all :)
*ahem*SorryifIranyouover, BUT YOU CAN ALL SUCK MY DICK XDD
Anywho, I got into a fight with this wrinkly hag over the last turkey. I mean seriously, she was all saggy and wearing a fucking tutu. A TUTU. With a v-neck shirt and bedazzled purse. MY EYES FUCKING BURNED. Goddamn, I thought I had to buy bleach as well so I could fucking get the image outta my head e.e
B' don't worry. I won in the end after I drop kicked her ass to France. (:
I IS PUMPED FOR THANKSGIVING TMO. IMA EAT THE WHOLE DAMN TURKEY BEFORE THOSE OTHER BITCHES AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I wonder if America would get mad if I stuffed the turkey with Bastard Brow's scones...
Pondering,
Tony
OMG YOU GUYZ. I finally watched "Paint it, White!" today! *cue confetti and epic victory dance* XD
Back to relevant info regarding this entry. That old lady? 100% true.
Except for the send-her-to-France thing. If only... :/
~ Amie S.