Hello, Mr. Diary.
C'est moi, encore! I brought someone else too!
'Sup. I'm Gilbird.
Yeah, I thought I'd show him what Tony's been up to.
Goddamn Tony... What the hell you been up to lately? Don't tell me you're gonna be growing boobs now!
Gilbird!
What? Diaries are for ladies, not awesomely masculine bros like us!
*sigh* Well, you can tell him that when he comes home. Burger Mouth is picking him up later tonight.
Verdammt, well I'm going home right now so...
TONY. WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T TURN INTO A WOMAN, Y'HEAR? I DON'T WANNA GO ON FB ONE DAY TO FIND OUT YOU DECIDED TO LOSE YOUR BALLS [if you have any left]. I CAN'T LOSE MY DRINKING BUDDY! AND STOP PUTTING CROP CIRCLES AT MY HOUSE. I'M TOO AWESOME FOR THAT KINDA SHIT.
BYE!
... Well that was short. Everyone pretty much went home today. Except Mr. Pancake Man. He's helping clean up the place, which may take a while...
Oh! My pancake timer just went off! I'm making some for me and... well just me.
I'll leave you on Tony's bed where he'll see you, okay?
It was fun talking to you! Bye!
Kuma
: later zat evening :
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