/ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL READERS!!/
Kurama: Hello everyone to the 5th chapter of Copy Cat. I'm sorry to say that the author has locked herself in a closet and won't come out.
Emi: why is she in a closet? She was in the corner not too long ago.
Kurama: well… that's probably my fault.
Yusuke: your fault? I would think it would be Hiei or Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: shut up Urameshi!!
Emi: What did you do?
Kurama: well… (rubs back of head) I might have told her that her math was wrong on how long until Christmas…. I didn't mean to get her upset.
Boton: how are we going to update Copy Cat now!
Hiei: it doesn't matter. She can't stay there for long.
Boton: actually she has months supply of food, a toilet, radio, Tv, and a pile of dvds.
Yusuke: when did we even get that closet?
Boton: a week before 6/6/06.… the so called apocalypse.
All: ah…..
Hiei: what the hell she listening in there? It's getting on my last nerve.
(everyone listens)
Mika: it's…. Christmas songs….. Hey I know this song!
Emi: Me too!!
Kurama: what the song called?
Mika & Emi: The Night Santa Went Crazy by Weird Al.
Ivory: Maybe we should explain to the readers what's going on.
Koenma: Great idea. Yusuke tell the audience.
Yusuke: Why the hell should I!?
Koenma: Fine. Botan can you please.
Botan: Yes, sir. Well you see, In the harvest moon fanfic: Crystal Clear, Crazysally chapter: potion disaster had a few temper tantrums before braking down in a corner.
Kuwabara: what were the tantrums about?
Yusuke: she was going to explain that.
Kuwabara: Shut up! I wasn't asking you!
Boton: ENOUGH!!…. Anyway, the author was complaining how there aren't any Halloween anything on TV and wanting it to be December already. She's kind of depressed by it.
Hiei: that's stupid. Why did we have to be ruled by such a child.
Koenma: There must be a deeper meaning for why she's acting like this… Emi can you please explain. You are part of the author.
Emi: ok!… well… in her family Christmas it's a BIG thing.
Yusuke: why is she like this, this year!
Emi: I'm getting to that! Anyway…. You see the great author needs something to keep her mind off school or make her day less miserable. Usually in October, scary/Halloween related shows/movies are on.. But this year it's different. There are barely any on TV.
Mika: yeah, I've noticed that.
Hiei: what does that have to do with Christmas?
Emi: well the author has a little kid inside of her head who needs to be entertain almost 24/7.I like to call it the Holiday spirit. The holiday spirit needs to celebrate the holiday or it will go insane! And because there is no Halloween stuff, the kid goes to the number one holiday: Christmas.
Yusuke: and let me guess, because there's no Halloween, her whole need for christmas double to add up lose of Halloween.
Emi: Yep!
Kuwabara: I don't get it.
Botan: what about thanksgiving?
Emi: there's no such thing as thanksgiving spirit… yeah you eat a lot and stay with family but you don't decorate for the holiday… well most people don't.
Hiei: I still think she's over reacting.
Mika: hey look what I found coming out of the closet!
Emi: the author!
Mika: nope. But the next best think!. Chapter 5 of Copy Cat!
Vacation TIME!!
Emi woke up before the sun came up to make sure she got everything. She didn't want to leave anything important behind. Like chocolate bars, Mr. bun bun, and ipod. At seven in the mourning she was picked up by Mika's mom and Mika and drove off the airport. Emi had to disguise herself after the whole incident on the plane ride here. Luckily the pilot was still in the hospital so no one recognized her.
"So we're going on an island?" Mika nodded, "yeah! I never been on an island before!"
"it's going to be so much fun!" cheered Mika, "I hope there's going to be some hunks there!"
"Me too." said Mika's mom, "hopefully I can find a decant rich man to date."
Mika's mom is in her mid thirties and had long black hair that turned a little purple if the sun hit it just right. She had Mika when she was 14 and raised her by herself.
"I feel sorry for Kat-san," said Emi, "He's not going to this cool place."
"yeah," agreed Mika, "it would have been awesome to see him shirtless."
Katsuro was mad that little annoying Emi got to go one a three day vacation while he was stuck here. The old lady was worse today then any other day. He guessed it was because she was afraid something would happen to Emi or afraid she would start trouble.
It defiantly was the second one.
Yusuke and the gang were called upon at Kuwabara's house to meet Botan. Why Kuwabara's house, no one knew.
"Hello everyone." Boton came in.
"Well, it's about time."
"Why couldn't we meet at spirit world instead of this disgusting place?" Hiei asked annoyed.
"well, we fear that we might have people working with The Oculus." Botan explained. "This was the only place I thought would be a good idea to reveal your mission. We have sources that say The Oculus is going to meet at Akemi Island."
"isn't that a resort island for the rich?"
"yes, and you four are going to go there and get information on what the organization is planning."
"yeah, vacation time!" yelled Yusuke.
"I don't like this one bit." grumbled Hiei.
"oh, come on Hiei," cheered Yusuke, "it will be fun."
"and it's either go or stay here with Emi." Smiled Kurama.
"Fine, I'll go."
"yeah we're finally here!" yelled Emi.
"it's so good to be on land!" cheered Mika's mother. "and Emi, did you have to drive the man up front crazy?"
"Mom, he was being a total pig!" Mika explained, "he kept looking behind us to see our breast!"
"Well you do have a point."
"Should we get our luggage?" asked Emi.
"no, they'll actually bring our stuff to our hotel room." explained Mika's mom, "we can go shopping right now if you like."
"ok!"
The three went into the shopping area buying new swimsuits for the beach. They then headed to a fancy restaurant near their hotel. Emi almost got them kicked out when she knocked into a waiter who was holding a live lobster that flew out of he's hands into a woman's lap, who freaked out running around, knocking tables and peoples out of their chairs.
They then headed to their hotel. Unknown to them the spirit detectives were there too, just checking in. it didn't take long until they noticed each other.
Emi was running around in the lobby when she slammed into something. That something was Hiei.
"Hiei!" Emi cheered, "what are you doing here?"
"the plan was to get away from you." Hiei grumped, "but it seemed to back fire."
"Emi why are you here?" Kurama asked.
"Mika invited me on her vacation!"
"Does fate really want to mess with us." whined Yusuke.
"come on, it will be fun!!"
"Emi, Come on!" Mika yelled, "we already got our room keys!"
"Coming!!"
Emi was amazed by the room they stayed it. It was huge! It had a living room, dining room, kitchen, two bathrooms, two bedrooms and a Jacuzzi! Mika and Emi were sharing a room which Emi didn't mind at all. It just meant they could talk all night and have a sleep over.
"Come on, let's head to the beach!" said Mika's mom in a bikini.
"Yeah!!"
The beach was full but not crowded with people. Emi ran straight to the water in her purple swimsuit. Mika was right behind her in her black two piece swimsuit. Luckily for Emi, Yusuke and the gang were there too. Lucky them.
"Hey guys!!" Emi ran into the water towards the gang, "what are you guys doing here anyway?"
"We think The Oculus is meeting here." explained Kurama.
"oh."
"Shouldn't we be searching for them instead of being in the water!" the gang was able to persuade Hiei in black swim trunks.
"oh, come on Hiei," Yusuke said smiling. "loosen up! We deserve a brake."
The friends (if you want to call them that) hanged out the beach for a few hours before going there separate ways. Hiei stayed on the beach grumbling most of the time. Emi and Yusuke buried a sleeping Kuwabara while Mika surfed. Emi hugged Hiei again which lead to him chasing her around the whole beach.
"I can't believe he chased you through the whole island." Mika said as the two girls headed towards the hot springs. "that little guy has a lots of energy."
"I don't know why he hates hugs so much."
"oh, man!" Mika yelled, "I forgot a hair elastic to hold up my hair. I'll meet you in the hot springs, ok!"
Mika started to run back to her room almost bumping into a green haired lady who was also heading to the hot springs.
Emi went into the spring with just a towel on. This was her first time in a real hot springs. She looked up to see another person coming in. Emi could only see the woman's out line because of the steam.
"I hope you don't mind if I come in." the lady said with a smile.
"nope!" Emi splashed a little in the water, "the more, the merrier!"
Mika finally found an elastic and head back down. She soon met up with the guys.
"where's Emi?" asked Kurama
"Oh, she's in the hot springs." told Mika, "I forgot my elastic so I had to go back to my room."
"are you sure it was ok to leave her alone." Yusuke said, "she always causes trouble.especial when she's alone."
"Don't worry, I think a green haired lady is with her."
"Did you say green hair?"
"yeah, why?"
"So what's your name?" Ivory asked Emi.
"My name's Emi!" cheered Emi, "I'm here with my best friend! What are you doing here?"
"Oh, just a little meeting."
"eeewww meetings!" Emi stuck her tongue, "I was in one once and it was soooo boring! At least it's at this wonderful place!"
"Yes," Ivory took her hand out of the water as her nails grew, "this place is killer."
"I don't think anyone says that anymore." told Emi.
"Oh well, it was worth a try saying it." Ivory shrugged just before raising her hands, aiming for Emi's neck.
"EMI!" Yusuke burst into the hot springs to see Emi in just a towel.
"Pervert!" Emi threw a rock hitting Yusuke right on he's forehead.
"What happen?" Kuwabara came in the scene seeing a knocked out Yusuke.
"What are you doing in here!" Mika yelled as she caught up with them, "you perverts!"
Mika hit Kuwabara with a broom. Hiei couldn't help but laugh. After dragging the two guys out of the hot spring and letting Emi change, they finally asked if she was ok.
"Why wouldn't I be?"
"Well we thought the lady from the organization was with you." told Kurama, "but you were by yourself."
"No I wasn't, I was with a very nice lady."
The guys looked out to see no one there.
"she's gone now." Kurama sighed, "and probably is going to call off the meeting knowing we're here."
"Oh well, we'll get them next time." said Emi, "come on! Let's go to the buffet! I'm starving!!"
Emi: NOOO!! That's it!!
Kurama: what do you expect. Crazysally is in a depressed mood….. (looks at yusuke and Kuwabara curled up in balls) What happen to them?
Emi: well they were taunting May from Yo-Jin-Bo because we were updated before them.
Kurama: and?
Emi: she kicked them in the balls.
Kurama: oh…. Ow.
Botan: there must be another reason for her mood.
Emi: well she did say she's getting lot of stress from school and at home.
Mika: I just talked to Crazysally!
Hiei: and?
Mika: she understands she's being childish and shouldn't be acting this way.
Botan: that's Great!
Mika: but she's still staying in the closet.
Kurama: still?
Emi: is she going to stay there till December?
Mika: who knows…
Hiei: it's not like it's a big difference. She usually updates two months from the last update.
Emi: that doesn't mean she'll update in December! She could wait until December to work on our story!
Mika: but I don't think the author would do that to her fans… well not intentionally.