Cs: I have updated! sorry been very busy. I think I might be able to update the next chapter faster. I already have half of it done. anyway, hope you like this chapter. I think I spelled Yusuke's last name wrong. I just want to update this so I gign't look it up to make sure.

The Unexpected Guests

"Emi," Ayane voice said nicely but turn to a snap, " GET UP!!!!!!"

Emi jumped off her bed on to the ground.

"good, you're up," Emi got up from the floor, "there's a surprise for you downstairs."

"A surprise!?!" Emi's eyes widen and twinkled.

"Yes," They both stared at each other, "Emi are you going to keep staring at me or are you going to go down stairs and see?"

"ummmm...."

"OH, JUST GO DOWN STAIRS!!!!"

Emi rushed down stairs, wonder what it could be. She knocked down Katsuro in the hall and checked the kitchen. Her smile grew and she pounced on the unexpecting object.

"I can't believe I'm doing this." Yusuke sighed.

"Oh, it won't be that bad." reinsured Kurama.

"That's easy for you to say, she's nice to you." Y

usuke was forced by Keiko to be nice to Emi. Keiko put her hands on her hips and told Yusuke to go over Emi's house and hang out with her.

"Emi's not that bad," Yukina said from behind them, "she's just a little.. energetic."

Yukina who became friends with Keiko and Emi wanted to see her friend and get out more because of The Oculus she's been held at Genkai's house for awhile.

"why are you here anyway Kuwabara," Yusuke looked at he's rival/friend who was next to Yukina, "is it because Yukina-"

"Shut up Urameshi!" Kuwabara yelled, "I decide that if your going to be nice to her I should to."

"your just sucking up to Yukina." Yusuke snickered.

"SHUT UP U-"

"why don't you both shut up." Hiei said from behind all of them, "it's giving me a headache just listen to you two."

Hiei being the protective brother, that he is tagging along to make sure Kuwabara didn't do anything that he'll regret. They found the gate open and went in. they walked towards the house and knock on the door. Nothing. They tried again. Still nothing. They were about to knock again when the door swung open and stood a very scary woman. The woman's long black hair was a mess and cover most of her face except her left eye that seemed to glow. she wore jeans and a black tank top. In her right hand was a butcher knife covered in a red substance. The boys (and Yukina) stood there in fear. Until Emi came from behind the woman and smiled.

"Hi!" She said cheerfully, "what are you guys doing here? we were just making salsa!"

"Oh I see," Kurama was the first to speak, "um who's your um... friend Emi?"

"Oh, this is my aunt Rita!" The gang could not believe they were face to face with the notorious aunt that Emi would tell bizarre tales about.

Rita didn't like what she saw when she opened the door. the first ones she spotted were human. one had greasy hair slicked back, while the other had strange orange hair. They looked like they were in a gang and she could sense strong spirit energy from both of them. the black haired one was stronger then the other. Next was the pretty boy. She could sense he had demon power but was human. the last ones were both demons. the girls aura didn't seem as demonic as most demons but the other was strong. she didn't like any of them.

"Come on in!" Emi smiled letting her friends in, "We can share the salsa!"

Rita glared at them before heading to the kitchen while Emi brought them to the kitchen. They paced a bizarre scene; Katsuro unconscious with his face stuck in the wall. Many questions arose but none we're answered. They all sat at a table quietly in fear of her aunt. Her aunt came back with the salsa and dropped it on the table.

"Emi sweetie," she smiled towards the girl, "can you get the chips?"

"ok!" Emi cheered leaving them in the mercy with the crazy aunt.

she turn to face them, her smile once sweet became twisted and sinister. Hiei had a hunch were Emi got her mood swings now.

"now listen," She twirled her seat and sat on it backwards, "If it wasn't for you being 'friends' with my little niece I would have killed you all right there...but that won't stop me from torturing you if you ever hurt her in anyway-"

"I'm back!" Emi trotted, "And I got the chips!"

"Thank you Emi," Rita had the sweet smile on her face, "I was wondering has anyone treated you badly or taken advantage of you while you been here?"

Yusuke and Kuwabara had the look of horror on their face as Emi thought.

"no," The two boys sighed of relief, "but… there was that guy at the hotel."

"Really?" Rita's mask started to come off as her eye twitched, "what did he do?"

"Don't worry Aunt Rita!" Emi smiled, "I did what Mika told me to do and kicked him in his happy place!"

"Good girl!" she ruffled Emi's hair, "I think I would like to meet this Mika. I like her style."

"I can see if she can come over!" Emi said happily, "I'll be right back!"

"Emi do-" Yusuke was cut off by Rita's glared.

"If anyone of you tries to taken advantage of her… I won't kill you," Her smile twisted more, "I'll CASTRATE YOU THEN KILL YOU!!!!!!"

"Auntie is something wrong?" Emi came with the phone in her hands.

"Nothing sweetie," She had her sweet smile on, "I'm just talking to your friends."

Oh, ok." the door bell rang, "that can't be Mika, I just called her."

Emi left the room once again leaving the gang in the hands of her homicidal aunt. They could here the door opening and Emi's gasp.

"what are you doing here?"

A mumble could be heard and footsteps coming towards them. Rita's face turned into a snarl by the new arrival. It was a woman wearing tight jeans and pink tank top. Her strawberry blonde hair went to her back and her green eyes seemed to glow. She had a smirk on her face when she faced Rita.

"Lena what are you doing here?" Rita spat.

"Well Rita," she brought Emi into a hug, "I wanted to visit my sweet little Emi."

"Don't touch her you two face-"

"I'm two face! Who's the one who's sweet one second then threatening to cas-"

"Well at lest I'm not submitting myself to anything that has a penis!"

"Unlike you I get some! Who in their right mind would want to-"

"who in their right mind stay with you!" Rita smirked, "If I'm correct all the guys you slept with you dump you a few days later."

"oh, take that back you… YANKEE!!!!" Lena took out a dagger.

Rita took out her pocket knife, "bring it on, PRINCESS!!!"

"Emi should we stop them?" Kurama asked, "before they destroy the whole house."

"well…." the door bell rung, "Yeah! Mika's here!"

Emi rushed to the door leaving her friends alone in front of two crazed women.

"Hi Mika!"

"hi-" Mika stopped here greeting, "why do I feel a lot of hateful tension here?"

"oh, Lena decided to drop by and both my aunt and her are getting ready to rip each other into shreds."

"Really?" Emi nodded, "Then what are we waiting for! We don't want to miss anything!"

The two ran towards the kitchen but Mika soon stopped when she saw Katsuro still unconscious and stuck in the wall.

"How did you-" Mika looked down at his butt and smiled, "nice ass."

"Mika, are you coming?"

"I'm coming!"

Mika felt the hair on the back of her neck stand up as she entered the room. She could see the hat radiating out of them as they stood, waiting one of them to strike first. The room became utterly silent, no one daring to speak. Finally Lena strike first. She launched towards Rita sending her to the ground. They rolled around the floor, both trying to slit the others throat. Lena, seeing this plan wasn't working, fling Rita through the screen door into the backyard. The two woman continued their fighting outside. The gang soon found themselves outside, interested in the whole thing. The two women were causing mass havoc to the backyard. Destroying the garden, the stone fondant, and a few gnomes that Emi thought were evil and came to life at night. This lasted over an hour and still going at it. The two warriors forgot about the others near by, causing many to dodge from flying objects or daggers.

"We should stop them," Kuwabara muttered as he saw Rita trying to rip Lena's hair out.

"I don't think so, I want to stay alive."

"Let them fight it off." Hiei sighed looking bored, "they'll tire out eventually."

"Emi how long do they usually last?"

"um…" Emi thought, " Well that depends."

"Depends on what?"

"well usually it stopped by our boss or his assistant." Emi placed her finger on her chin, "but he's not here."

"Do you now how long it last till they tire out."

"I think the record is three days."

"THREE DAYS!!!!" everyone shouted (except Hiei)

"Emi is there a way you can stop them?" Mika asked, "this was entertaining at first but now it's getting annoying."

"Maybe."

"Maybe?" Yusuke yelled, "what do you mean maybe?!"

"If you and Kuwabara gave me a big hug, I'll do it!" Emi gave a big smile.

"What's with you and hugs!" Yusuke shouted, "No deal."

"It's just a hug." Kurama stated,

"Why don't you give Emi a hug, Kuwabara?" Yukina asked sweetly. "do you not like Emi?"

"Of coarse I like Emi!" He laughed before giving her a hug, "see, I'm hugging her!"

"yeah!" Emi hugged back, "your turn Yusuke."

"no." He crossed his arms, "and nothing you can do- WHAT THE HELL!?!?!"

Yusuke was lifted by Rita and swung him around, trying to use him as a weapon against Lena.

"Make her stop!" yelled Yusuke. "I'll give you a hug, ok!"

"No." Emi crossed her arms.

"what do you mean no!" Emi kept her pout, "fine! I'll give you a hug and buy you some ice cream!"

"ok!"

Emi fell down on her butt, causing the gang to look at her questionably. Tears ran down her face and she started to wail, holding her stomach. The two woman stopped what they we're doing. Rita dropped Yusuke and ran towards Emi, with Lena right behind her.

"What's wrong sweetie?" Rita started to stroke her hair,

"Are you ok Emi?"

"I-it hurts!" Emi held her stomach, "When you two we're fighting *sniff* one of the garden gnomes hit me in the stomach!"

"Oh, shush," Rita brought her into a hug, "I'm sorry sweetie."

"I'm sorry Emi," Lena kneeled near the girl, "you're not going to tell the Boss, right? He won't like it if he found out we broke his promise about not fighting… and hurting you. "

The gang just stood their staring at this scene. Emi was soon scooped up into her aunt's arms and brought inside.

"how about we have some of that salsa and watch some Invader Zim."

"And I got some gifts from the people back home." Lena walked next to Rita trying to comfort Emi, "I was going to wait until after supper, but I think this is the best time."

The gang fallowed the three women. Emi sniffed and nodded at what Rita and Lena were saying. She then looked at her friends and gave them a big smile before going back to her fake crying.

"She's good." Muttered Kuwabara.

"Real good." Yusuke added as he was rubbing his bruised shoulder. "How do we know that this cute innocent personality is not just an act?"

"I've been wondering about that myself," Kurama looked towards Mika, "what do you think miss Mika?"

"Emi doesn't pretend to be someone she's not infron of her friends or family.. Unless necessary." Mika pointed out, "if you'll excuse me I've got a date with Invader Zim DVDs!"

Emi was wrapped in a blanket with her best friend, opening presents while watching Invader Zim. The gang sat a few feet away watching Emi's now normal smiling face as she opened a present.

"I think that's from Zen."

Emi pulled out a book and a bunch of earrings and piercings.

"what is it?" Rita frowned, "'a hundred cool places for piercing'. why am I surprised?"

"Next is from Ty lee."

Emi smiled as she pulled a doll that looked just liked her with pins stuck into it.

"is that a voodoo doll?"

"look there's a card too!" Emi cheered as she read it a loud, "'I hope you are suffering from a painful disease right now. If so I pray for your life because I want to be the one to take your life and dance over your grave. I'm giving you this doll because it's broken. Don't come back soon. Bye: from the one that dreams of strangling you, Ty lee'. isn't that sweet."

"um, yes, sweet." Lena looked strangely at Emi.

"it looks like we're not the only ones who see her as annoying," muttered Hiei.

"now from Robert." Lena thought a moment, "who's Robert again?"

"I'm guessing that's the name of the computer geek."

"COOL!" Emi pulled out a laptop and some software, "how did he get all of this?"

"He probably stole it," Lena sighed, "I thought I told Steve to watch over him."

"next is from Kurt." Rita read from the tag, "this is going to be good."

Emi pulled out some guns and ammo.

"so that's why I was being detained at the airport!"

"He thought guns we're a good gift?" Mika stared at her friend, "what kind of people to you hang out with, Emi?"

"This is from the boss," Lena said as Emi stared it open, "he always get the best gifts."

Emi lifted out a strange oval rock with strange designs on it. The rock was a bit bigger then a football and weighed about ten pounds. From the light it changed different colors.

"He must have found that on his journey," Lena smiled, "you're so lucky! I wish he paid more attention to me. I don't know why he doesn't pay attention to me."

"because he's not interested." Rita smirked, "he's not like most guys who see you as an easy target to get into their pants."

"Shut up." Lena snapped, "at least there are guys who like me. One look at you and they all run away."

"why you-"

"who's this one from?" Emi picked up a purple box,

"that's from you're parents."

Emi's smile grew as she delicately opened it. Inside was a bunch of cookies, a few cute dresses her mother picked out and a few movies that her father though she would like.

"and last but certainly not least," Lena said handing Emi a small box, "my gift."

Emi opened it up and looked puzzled. She took out a small square rubber thing that made Aunt Rita turn bright red. One of the few times you saw her blush. Mika thought it was funny and burst out laughing. Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kurama both turned red themselves as Yukina and Hiei didn't know what it was.

"LENA!" Rita yelled fuming, "what's the meaning of this!"

"Well I heard Emi would be teaming up with a bunch of guys so I thought it would be best for her to have protection."

"what is it?" Emi asked innocently.

"She's not like you who decides to sleep with all the male teammates!"

"what is it?" Emi asked again.

"How do you know, Rita?" Lena crossed her arms, "she might be yearning to feel whole-"

"Um, hello? What is it?"

"She's only sixteen!"

"so? many kids loose their virginity around this age."

Emi sighed as the two kept bickering. She turned towards Kurama, "what is this?"

"um, well." He rubbed the back of his head. "it's hard to explain, Emi."

"Why?"

"Good luck Kurama," Kuwanara chuckled a bit.

"What is that thing, Kuwabara?" Yukina asked with her big innocent eyes.

"Well.. I … um…" His face became deep red.

"Can anyone tell me what this is?" Emi said, a little annoyed.

"alright, I'll explain to you Emi." Mika said with a smile as she brought the girl to the bathroom.

The two women stopped their bickering, making the whole room silent. Everyone listened in to try to hear what Mika was telling Emi. They could only hear mumbles which lasted over fifteen minutes. The two girls came out as if nothing happened.

"What did you tell her?" asked Rita.

"The truth," Stated Mika, " that the thing was a condom and was used to prevent against getting pregnant."

Everyone turned red including Yukina and Hiei. Emi stared at them wondering why they kept blushing.

"changing the subject," Rita stopped blushing, "I also got a gift for you."

"yeah!" Emi opened it up to find books about getting revenge and a tazer gun.

"Oh, and my gift was bad!" Lena shook her head, "You're trying to turn Emi into a psychopath like you!"

And thus the fight continued on and on. During that time Emi, Mika, and the gang went to get ice cream. Yusuke gave her the hug and bought her a sundae. Ayane came back from her 'shopping' at around nine and used her tranquilizer gun to knock Rita and Lena out. If you're wondering about Katsuro, he was forgotten about and left in the wall.

Hiei: we barley have any lines in this.

CS: well I'm sorry! this was a chapter giving a glimpse of Emi's family and friends... any enimes and crazy people in her life. PLEASE REVIEW!!!!

Hiei: better have more lines in the next chapter.

CS: Haha... do you want me to do to you what I did to Jill and Jamie in ch. 13?

Hiei: forgot what i just said.

Cs: good Hiei.