CS: Happy Mothers Day everyone! I've been very busy this month so I don't know when I'll be able to update again.
Yusuke: why are you updating so early? You usually update late at night.
CS: (Evil/angry face) That's because I have to work today!!!!
Katsuro: Sucks to be you.
CS: Be careful what you sat Kat-Chan or you'll be my next victim… Please Be kind to your waiter or waitress if you're going to the restaurant today. Today is one of the busies days. We are working our butts of for you to have a great mothers day.
Emi: Remember Your waitress can do terrible things to your food with out your knowing!
CS: So while your reading this I'm going to be working my butt off. Please Review!
CANDY MOUNTAIN! OMG!!
Katsuro was lying in his bed when the door slowly opened. A figure tiptoed towards him and stopped in front of his bed.
"KATSURO WAKE UP!!!" The figure yelled making him jump.
"ah what the fuck?" He looked up to see Emi, "arg…."
"Hey wake up." Katsuro moaned and closed his eyes.
"Come on you silly sleepy head," Katsuro opened one eye to see it was Mika. "wake up."
"oh, you guys…. This better be fucking important." he lifted his head a bit. "Did you set the town on fire or something?"
"No Katsuro," Emi smiled, "we found a map to candy mountain! CANDY MOUNTAIN, KATSURO!!!
"yeah, we're going to candy mountain!" Mika smiled as well. "come with us!"
"yeah! it will be an adventure!" Emi cheered.
"yeah, candy mountain…" He threw the blanks back over him, "I'm just going back to sleep."
"No!" Emi started to jump on his stomach causing immense pain. "you have to come with us to Candy mountain!"
"It's filled with sweets and joy," Mika thought for a moment, "and joyness."
"stop bouncing off of me!"
"Also Ayane wont let us go unless you come with," Emi stated as she kept bouncing, "something about keeping us from destroying everything and completing her day by making you miserable."
"Alright! I'll go to Candy Mountain!" Emi cheered and got off of him.
They we're soon walking into the woods who knows where. Mika and Emi were in front of him singing Lala for two hours and he was about to loose it.
"ENOUGH WITH THE SINGING ALREADY!!!!!" Katsuro yelled, "it's enough that I have to bring you two to candy mountain, but to listen to you guys singing lala for two hours is enough!"
"Our first stop is over there Katsuro!" Emi cheered.
"good I thought you got us frickin lo- OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT!?"
"It's a Liopleurodon silly!"
"A magical Liopleurodon !"
"It's going to guild our way to Candy Mountain!"
"alright you two know that there is actual Candy mountain, right?"
"Shun the nonbeliever!" Cried out Emi.
"SHHHHHUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!"
"Shhhhhhhuuuunnnnn."
"yeah." Katsuro rolled his eyes.
The Liopleurodon started to make weird sounds causing Katsuro to look over.
"It has spoken!" Emi started to skip away.
"It has shown us the way!" Mika fallowed right behind Emi.
"IT DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!" Katsuro yelled out before grumbling after them.
Somehow Katsuro and the two girls were on a unsteady bridge that swung every time they moved or when the wind blew. Katsuro was holding onto dear life as he slowly walked on it.
"It's just over this bridge Katsuro!" Emi said swinging the bridge back and forth.
"This magical bridge of hope and wonder."
"Am I the only one freaking out here!" Katsuro's legs were shaking, "And this bridge is not magical or full of hope! If we don't cross it now we're all going to die!"
"Katsuro… Katsuro… Katsuro… Katsuro…."
"I'M RIGHT HERE!!!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!?!?!"
"We're on a bridge, Katsuro!"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
" Katsuro you didn't have to freak out like that." Emi shook her head, "and trying to throw yourself of the bridge didn't help on our quest."
"Look we're here!" Mika's words caused Katsuro to look up instead of down to see Candy mountain which was more like a hill than a mountain.
"well what do you know," Katsuro stood there in disbelieve, "there is a candy mountain."
"Candy mountain, Candy mountain!" Emi sang horribly around the candy, " you fill me with sweet sugary goodness!"
"Ok, I brought you two to candy mountain," Katsuro stuffed his hands into his pockets and started to leave, "I'm out of here!"
"No wait!" Mika grabbed his arm, "go into the cave, Katsuro."
"yeah!" Emi agreed, "Magical wonders will behold when you enter!"
"ah yeah. I don't think so."
"But you have to go into the Candy Mountain Candy Cave, Katsuro." Mika tugged on his sleeve.
"I said-" Music started to play from out of nowhere. "where the hell is that coming from!?"
Letters from the sign jumped out and started to sing. Katsuro was the only one showing to be totally freaked out.
"Oh when your down and looking for some cheering up,Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery a happy and joy filled and perky merry land."
The Y sang as the others started to dance.
"They've got lollipops and gummy drops and candy thingsOh so many things that will brighten up your dayIt's impossible to wear a frown in candy townIt's the mecca of the love candy cave."
Red and blue lights appeared from the trees and everyone started to float around. Katsuro tried holding onto the grass to stay grounded but failed.
"They got jelly beans and coconuts and little hatsCandy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of the candy train to town and hear the candy bandCandy bells, it's a treat as they march across the land."
The letters soon were coming together as they floated.
"Cherry ribbons, stream across the sky, into the groundTurn around, it astounds, it's a dancing candy treeIn the candy cave imagination runs so freeSo now Katsuro please will you go into the cave"
They then exploded making Katsuro fall on his stomach and the girls gracefully float to the ground.
"That song was a waste of time!" Katsuro brushed himself off, "I'm still not going into the cave!"
"Oh, Katsuro," Mika pushed herself toward him, "will you do it for me?"
"um… ah.." Katsuro became red. "alright I'll go."
Both girls became over joy.
"Can't believe I'm going into the Freaking candy cave." Katsuro muttered to himself as he walked in.
The place was pitch dark and the only light showing was from outside. Giggles could be heard from outside.
"Bye, Katsuro!" Emi waved.
"Bye!" Mika blew a kiss to him.
"goodbye?" Doors soon closed the entrance, making it pitch black. "what the hell is going on here!!!"
Sounds of footsteps could be heard in the room.
"who is that! SHOW YOURSELF!" Katsuro got hit in the head twice before falling to the ground, knocked out.
Katsuro awoke from a horrid headache. He saw he was just outside the forest but there was no sign of the other two.
"What happen," He tried to search for his wallet, "Where the fuck is my wallet? More importantly MY CLOTHES!!!"
Giggles could be heard not far from here.
"Awesome plan Emi." Mika examined the pictures, "not only did we get his money but we have picture of him in his tidy whites."
"let's post them on the internet, destroying his image as a gang leader and cause mental scaring for the rest of his life!
"yeah!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Katsuro bolted himself out of his bed, sweet rolling down his face. He looked around to find he was in his own room, with a bandage covering his head. "what happen?"
"You're finally up."
Katsuro turned around to see Ayane standing in front of his bed.
"what kind of fucked up dream were you having?"
"Don't want to talk about it," he said before mumbling, "especially with you, you old hag."
Ayane swatted him in the head with her slipper, causing horrible pain.
"That Hurt!"
"No shit Sherlock," Ayane placed her slipper back on her foot, "That's what you get for pissing off Emi's Aunt."
"Emi's aunt?…" He soon remembered, "oh, yeah."
(flash back)
Katsuro was pissed. Which he usually is 24/7, but that's beside the point. He just got knocked over by Emi. The little brat got on his final nerve. He stormed towards Emi and ripped her gripped off the woman in the kitchen. He ignored the lady and brought all his anger on the wide eyed girl.
"WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!" He yelled, "YOU LITTLE BRAT HIT MY LAST NERVE! I SHOULD POMMEL YOU TILL YOU LEARN RESPEC-"
The next thing Katsuro knew was that he was being held up in the air. Rita's pissed off look surpassed his and her hand grew tighter on his throat.
"Don't you dare speak or touch her in that way!"
The last thing he remembered before passing out was a wall. A wall with his name on it.
(end of Flash Back)
"Alright, enough flash backs," Ayane started to head towards the door, "get back to work… Oh, and I suggest start working in the backyard."
What are you talking about, I already mowed it!" Ayane was gone, "What does she mean 'start working in the backyard'?"
He went towards his window and looked out.
"WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!"
The whole backyard looked like a plow truck came. Or a bunch of Drunken Demons came and trashed the place. Or Emi was given so much sugar she exploded. Katsuro could have thought of more analogy but was cut off when something pounced on him.
"Mourning Kat-san!"
"GET OFF OF ME!!!" Emi slide off of him, "WHAT DID YOU DO THE BACKYARD!!!!!"
"I didn't do anything." Emi said honestly.
"Then why does the backyard looks like two crazed people destroying everything in their sight!"
"Because that's what happened," Emi's eyes grew wider, "Are you psychic!?!?"
"NO!!!"
"Katsuro, I don't pay you to have an opinion," Ayane voice came from downstairs, "Go fix the Backyard or I'll send Rita up there to give you another concussion."
Katsuro grumbled and did what he was told. Emi skipped down the stairs behind him and went to the front door where Rita was. Katsuro looked at Rita and she did the same. She used her index finger and her middle finger to point to her eyes then at him. 'I'm watching you punk.'
"Do you really have to go?" Emi said sadly.
"yeah," Rita sighed, "seems like the new people we hired can't deal with the job. Such whiners. 'It's so slummy I don't want to touch it!' 'Boss! Rita's threatening me!' 'Ah It took my arm OFF!!!!!' pfff… they got to learn to get over it."
"Where did Lena go to?"
"She had a plane to catch." A wicked smile plastered on her face.
Lena had a pissed off look almost as bad as Rita's. She was gagged and arms and legs tied, in a metal box with little air holes. The box was lifted into a cargo Airplane, nonstop flight to America. A 14 hour flight.
"Rita is so dead."
"Oh, ok!" Emi Smiled before hugging her aunt. "when can mommy and Daddy come?"
"…I don't know," Rita patted her head, " I'm sure they'll come visit the second they have free time."
Emi smiled and waved as Rita walked out and into a Taxi.
It's been a few days since the bizarre meeting with Emi's Aunt and Lena. Even though they knew Rita was gone, neither of the gang went to see Emi or even bumped into her. It was strangely quiet these past few days
Yusuke and the gang were hanging out in the park. Well more like Botan said they were going to meet there to disuse The Oculus. They have been waiting for the grim reaper for over thirty minutes and were getting close to just leaving.
"Sorry I'm late you guys!" Botan came down from her broom thing.
"It's about time Botan." Yusuke said annoyed, "we have been waiting for you for over a half an hour!"
"Well I was busy getting information on The Oculus."
"Anything?" Kurama asked.
"….No."
"so we came here for nothing." Hiei got up, "I'm leaving."
"No wait, I was thinking-"
"HEY!!!"
They all turned around to see Mika and Keiko running towards them. They stopped in front of the group, completely out of breathe.
"what's wrong, Keiko?" Yusuke came beside her.
"It's," Keiko took a few more breathes, "Emi!"
"what about Emi?" Kurama asked concerned.
Mika looked at them with a serous face.
"Emi," Mika was having a hard time saying it, "has a boyfriend."
CS: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! CLIFFHANGER!!!!!
Kuwabara; Wow, you really are evil.
CS: why, thank you.
Yusuke: I just have one question.
Kuwabara: Just one?
Yusuke: How did Keiko and Mika find us? They didn't know where we were!
CS:… Good question. Don't know.
Yusuke: You don't know! You wrote it!
Cs: Yusuke I'm sure you seen anime with the same thing as that.
Hiei: she's got a point.
Kuwabara: Shut up you suck up.
Hiei: oh what are you going to do?
Kuwabara: why you-
Kurama: are you sucking up to the author so she won't pair you with Emi?
(silence)
Katsuro: Hey I got a problem with this episode!
CS: oh really…
Katsuro: Yeah! What's with this whole CHARLIE THE UNICORN THING!!!
Cs: Oh. Well you see… while I was writing chapter 8 I was watching Charlie the Unicorn. I couldn't help but put it in. Besides, the story was starting to lack humor.
Katsuro: well at least there is only one Charlie the unicorn (CS smiles evilly) are you SHITING ME!!!!! There's MORE!!!!!!
Mika: Are you all forgetting the big crises! Emi has a boyfriend!- hey where is Emi?
CS: She can't be in this meeting. She's in a secluded room till the end of next chapter.
Mika: poor Emi.
CS: don't worry the room is filled with months worth of food, video games, cable and over a hundred DVDs.
Katsuro: Lucky Bit-
CS: Alright please review and stuff. I'll TRY to update soon!!