The next morning was all bright and sunny just like in the movies. Teresa and I stood waiting at our usual table in La Roaches; where the food was good and the guys were hot. I love Spanish food, and men but the feeling wasn't mutual.
As a matter of fact I seemed to repel the male species. I took regular baths three times a day, had all the pretty clothes, shoes and accessories, and perfumes by names I could barely pronounce. And yet when I walked into a room all the guys visible cringed.
I mean truthfully I would walk in with the girls all fly and good looking. All the guys would look our way and then look at me then there face would scrunch up in disgust and then a shiver would rake their bodies, then they would all look away.
It bothered me at first like there was something wrong about me that they say and I didn't. Then I just shrugged after a while and said whatever I got hands and toys to keep any women happy.
Of course my friends just couldn't understand that or just simply refused too. Either way, I get dragged to several clubs and put on several blind dates all ending the same. Alone or one night standing it with some loser for a climax that I had to work for.
My life in short is a waste of egg and sperm. My friends only like me because I'm a partner in a very big company and men don't like me so more fun for them. In college everyone called me Ugly Betty because we had so much in common.
That is until I saw the show; I punched everyone in the mouth when they tried to call me Ugly Betty the next day. I was not that damn ugly. I was a nerd but I was a hot nerd. That girl was just horrible looking.
Shortly after that I interned at Ms. B's Adult Toys and More. I climbed the career ladder with my sharp intellect and other skills. Of course the big boss was female so that didn't quite work on her but she liked me for being willing to do whatever and whoever to get the job.
It's how she got the company. She died, shortly after she gave me a permanent position as her personal secretary; she left the company to me and her daughter, Teresa.
Teresa was, is and forever will be a nerd with a butt. The child is like a walking computer. She opens her mouth and facts and statistics coming flying out, but child that girl got booty like ain't nobody's business.
We can be chilling in the club and she be talking to a guy about some new worldly issue and he be nodding the whole time staring at her booty. And like her mother if that gets the job done then so be it.
We became friends though, between her book smarts and my fashion and finance skills we make a great team. Teresa is a tough girl too; once she's in she takes complete control. She's all smiles and twisting her hair around her finger but then the paper work is out and she's all business.
But today our problem is my sex life or lack thereof one. Like a true and only friend I possess she wanted me to double date with her.