P.K.: Woo…Sorry about the horribly short first chapter! It was just the best place to cut off, considering all the crap in the second…
Kazu: 'Crap' is right.
P.K.: Oh, shut up. You can't even write your own NAME.
Kazu: I don't have THUMBS. I can't hold a PENCIL.
P.K.: Excuses, excuses. Okay then, I guess I'll read the disclaimer this time. I don't own Final Fantasy, or the characters from Final fantasy. If I did, I'd be a Japanese man. Which I'm pretty sure I'm not.
Kazu: You're certainly not Japanese, but your gender remains an enigma.
P.K.: Punts Kazu
Irvine slid to a sudden stop in the middle of the hall, Zell almost bumping into him.
"Why'd you…?"
Zell's question was cut short as a large shadow loomed over the two of them. A T-Rexaur towered before them, teeth gleaming. It let out a roar that shook the Garden.
"'Ho crap!" Zell settled into fighting position as Irvine drew his Exeter from its holster, leveling it at the beast's enormous head. Without hesitation, Irvine pulled the trigger. There was a loud shot, a direct hit. But the T-Rexaur shook it off like it was nothing, and lashed out with its tail, aiming straight for Irvine's head.
"Water!" Zell yelled, and the surprised T-Rexaur was encased in a giant bubble of water, which popped with a sound like an explosion. The monster sunk to all fours, looking undamaged and angrier than ever. Before either of them could react, it swung its claws in a great arc, a direct hit to Irvine. He fell to his knees, clutching his bleeding chest.
"Irvine!" Called Zell. The T-Rexaur turned to him, its talons glistening with his partner's blood. It seemed almost smug.
"Damn it!" Zell raised his arms, eyes closed, focusing. "Cast…Death!"
The beast gave a great roar of pain, staggering back a few steps, and toppled over, dead. Zell turned and ran to Irvine's side. Irvine was barely conscious, his arms still weakly wrapped around himself.
"Crap…" Said Zell, "This wound's too bad to cure with magic…"
He wrapped his arms around Irvine, lifting him up.
"Don't worry, Irv. I'll get you to Dr. Kadowaki."
Irvine gave a small, weak smile. "Thanks…"
End Chapter Two