I am so excited!

Regan: Why?

Me: For the next chapter of course! Take it away Regan!

Regan: InvaderZimfangirl does not own Invader Zim or any of the characters. If she did, her life would be complete.

Me: Enjoy Chapter 3!

As we walked home, we were all so excited to start our new jobs. Lunch was epic; we sat next to Zim and started asking him questions like Where are you from? Do you have brothers or sisters? Stuff like that and it drove him crazy. Dib laughed and then we sat next to him and just talked.

"That was so fun! Best day of school EVER!" Jenny said. She was homeschooled for about a year.

"Tell me about it." I said. I was talking in the romantic tone. Everyone knew about my romantic tone.

"What's going on?" Destiny said. "You're doing your romantic voice! Who do you like? Does he like you back?"

"Why would Dib like me back? He's a cartoon!" I said, realizing I gave away my secret.

"You like Dib?" Jenny screamed!

"I always have…." I whispered.

That's when we walked into the hotel and suddenly our uniforms. We went to work, not knowing what to do yet.

Destiny and I were standing around; no one was in the café, yet.

"Okay girls, this is what you do. You," she pointed to me "Take orders. You serve food! I cook it! Easy enough?"

"Yeah, that sounds easy." I said. I walked around and started taking orders from completely idiotic strangers. They would take so long to order the simplest things.

I kept walking around and saw Dib and Gaz.

I walked to Destiny and said "Dib's here! What's he doing here? He's NEVER been in a hotel in the series!" I said

"Well, we ARE in the beginning of the series, maybe we changed the series by being here… or it's just a break, a commercial or something." Destiny said with her all knowing wisdom.

"Hmm... I have to go take his order. Be right back." I said as I walked up to Dib and Gaz's table.

"Grace? You work here?" Dib asked, surprisingly he knew my name!

"Uh… yeah, it's the only place I can live. What would you like?" I said non chalantly

"Oh nothing for me, Gaz?" Dib said

"Get me a soda and a burger or I will make sure that you don't feel like you exist!" Gaz said.

"Sure!" I said, I would never be afraid of Gaz. Ever, you hear me Gaz?

Gaz was shocked that I wasn't afraid of her. Then she said.

"I'm Gaz, we should hang out sometime!" She said, and gave me her number so we could text. Strange.

As I walked away I heard Gaz say "You should ask her on a date, she seems like your type. And she definitely has a crush on you." How could she tell? Ughh. Then I saw Zim fly by and walk into the hotel. Destiny started talking to him.

Destiny's POV

Zim then walked up to me and started talking to me in a language I couldn't understand. I guessed it was French or something.

"What?" I asked.

"Oh… I was just wondering, since I am going to be observing humans and their different cultures that are filthy and disgusting, I was wondering if you would be my Love Pig." Zim said.

"Uh… sure!" I said, having no idea what Love Pig meant.

"Great, I'll pick you up after skool tomorrow." Zim said. I had no idea what just went on.

"Do you have ANY idea what just happened?" I asked Grace.

"Uh yeah… have you ever seen Tak the Hideous New Kid?" she said.

"Uh no. Why?" I replied.

"Because there he makes up the word 'Love Pig' meaning GIRL FRIEND! You are now his girl friend! Congrats! Your dating an alien! Hope you live to break up with him." She said. Oh gosh, oh gosh, I was dating Zim.

That meant I was dating an alien that could do anything to me to hurt me….

Grace's POV

Destiny has a boyfriend, and it's an alien. I had a feeling that Dib heard me, because when I said Gaz's stuff was almost ready he said.

"You know Zim's an alien?" Dib shouted.

"Yeah…. It's kinda obvious." I said.

"Well, do you wanna spy on him with me?" Dib asked.

"Sure! I'm not working tomorrow, we can do it then!" I said. He was happy and then Destiny came with his food.

So I'm dating a paranormal investigator, and my best friend is dating an alien. Nothing out of the ordinary. Nothing at all.

It looked like Regan and Jenny were on their last room when we walked in.

"So, how was making beds?" I asked.

"Hard, I hate it!" Regan said. Jenny said nothing. "So, anything new?" Regan asked.

"Well, I'm going on a date with a paranormal investigator…" I started.

"That's great!" Regan and Jenny said in unison, they knew who I was talking about.

"And… Destiny's new boyfriend is an alien!" I said.

"EXCUSE ME?"