Never The Same Again
AN; I got this idea while watching Big Time Guru so I decided to do this, hope you enjoy
AN: OMG!Thank you guys so much for reviewing, it meant a lot to me
Disclaimer: I do not own Big Time Rush but a girl can dream
Gustavo called the boys to the studio and they were assembled in the conference room. While the rest of the boys talked as they waited for their boss, Logan was busy admiring himself "Don't we look pretty today?"
James raised an eyebrow "Are you checking yourself out?"
"Logan isn't checking me out, he's admiring!" replied Logan's reflection
"Conceited much, Logie?"
"Logan and I are not conceited...we're in love" and James shook his head.
Gustavo and Kelly finally arrived then Gustavo said "Dogs, I called you here today because I have a very important issue to discuss with you" then Kelly said "Why is Logan checking himself out?"
"He's 'admiring'!" said James with a slight eye roll
"I'm confused!" then Kendall said " See, Logan downloaded some swag app thingamajij onto his phone whicj apparently tells him how to pull off swag"
"So James got weak as Logan got stronger" continued Carlos
"It got so bad that James' swag count was dangerously low so Kailee and Camille begged Logan to delete the app"
"But Logan refused"
"So in the end, James' swag sorta died and went to swag heaven"
"And now James couldn't care less about his looks or his hair"
Kelly blinked. She was trying to understand what Kendall and Carlos just said, Logan created a swagger app for his phone, James lost his swag and now Logan is the new Swag king. The talent scout turned to the two and said "In short, James is what? Normal?"
"Yep!" chorused Kendall and Carlos
"What about his voice? James can still sing, right?" and James said "Of course I can still sing...by the way, would you mind if I ask your sister out on a date? I was thinking of taking her to the zoo but I needed your permission first"
"Uh, permission granted!...Have you asked hey out yet?"
"Not yet!"
Logan let out a rude snort "He couldn't ask her out even if he held up a sing that said Will You Go Out With Me?'
"What the hell's your problem?"
"I don't have a problem, I was just saying besides not everyone is born wuth swag"
"You need an attitude adjustment. Narcissism doesn't suit you!"
"Hey, Gus, I need to borrow your...Am I interrupting something?", Kailee stopped short and said "Oh, sorry! Was I interrupting anything?"
"Hi, Breezy!" smiled Carlos
"Hey, C-Los!...Where did Big Foot go?"
"No one knows and frankly no one cares!" said Logan then added "Breezy, wanna spend your day basking in my awesomeness?"
"Um...I'll pass!"
James stood up and went up to Kailee and said "Excuse Logan's rudeness, his mom dropped him a lot when he was baby...Kailee, would you like to go to the zoo with me? I heard those rare white Indian tiger cubs are taking their first steps today". Kailee blinked, this new James is more well-mannered than the first. She looked up at a smiling James and smiled back "I would LOVE yo go to the zoo with you, James"
"Great, pick you up before lunch?" Said James
"Yeah, I'll be ready and waiting"
"It's a date, see you later, Breezy"
"Later, Awesome", she winked at him before waving to the rest and left.
James turned to Logan and said "And that's how you ask a girl out" and Logan frowned "That's not it! You have a boring way of asking Kailee out...I mean, the zoo?"
"You got a better idea?"
"Dinner, movie, cuddle in front of the fire place...need I say more?"
James just rolled his eyes, some people are way too conceited for his liking
There it is! I'll update soon, Logan is gonna be the most self-centered jerkthrob in the upcoming chapters. R&R, review makes this African gal happy. if you have facebook account, let me know so i send you a request and give some info for this