A few days later, Blaine had it all planned out. He spent hours everyday after school perfecting his routine with the Warblers. Kurt was going to loose it after this number. The day of the performance, Blaine kept making phone calls to make sure all the stuff would be ready in the auditorium by glee practice. Kurt was confused but Blaine kept quiet. By the time of glee practice, he was already backstage with his warbler buddies.
"Dude, your gonna make Kurt hard within seconds of this" Nick said as he straightened his costume up.
"Thats the whole point" Blaine said as he applied one last stroke of guyliner.
"Now are you sure we won't get into trouble for crashing your glee club pratice?" Wes said as he fixed David's creepers up.
"Nah, I ran it past Shuester, all good" A very happy Blaine said.
"Oh thank god, I don't want that Rachel Berry girl yelling at us" Jeff giggled.
"No, the only one screaming will be Kurt" Blaine said with a confident grin.
Kurt and the glee girls walked down to the auditorium and sat down. The girls all sat towards the middle whilst Kurt sat right at the front.
The boys decided to sit with Kurt when they eventually showed up. His phone vibrated loudly in his pocket. He flicked it open, Blaine sent him a text. "2 words PAYBACK" -Blaine x
Kurt nervously sat awaiting for Mr Shuester to arrive. Blaine was going to really get Kurt back for his Adam Lambert performance. Meanwhile backstage, Blaine made the final adjustments to his suspender's and Jeff filled his Dalton bucket up to the brim for later. All the warblers did their secret handshake before David spoke to Mr Shue over the intercom system. Mr Shue clapped his hands to get the attention of the New Directions.
"Ok guys & girls, today Blaine has prepared a special number for us" the teacher said sweetly. He took a seat at his table and dimmed the lights.
Kurt straightened his bowtie and clasped his hands together. He was trying to stay as calm as possible. That proved impossible when the tune of Sexyback started. Kurt's eyes grew wide as the curtain pulled across to reveal all of the Dalton academy warblers. They were all dressed in red spandex pants and black creepers. To top it all off, all of them were shirtless with black suspenders attached to their pants. Kurt took his phone camera out and snapped a picture to post on Facebook. Then his life turned into jelly, Blaine walked on wearing a tight white dress shirt paired with the same clothes the warblers wore. He winked at Kurt as he moved towards the microphone.
I'm bringing sexyback
Them other boys don't know how to act.
The Warblers all huddled around Blaine and let their hands roam all over his body.
I think you're special, what's behind your back?
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.
Take em' to the bridge
Blaine pushed out of the warblers grasp and thrust forward. Kurt was growing increasingly hard in his skinny jeans. He took of his designer jacket and placed it over himself to avoid embarassment. But Blaine wouldn't have that.
Dirty babe,
You see the shackles,
Baby I'm your slave,
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave,
It's just that no one makes me feel this way, Take em' to the chorus!
Blaine smirked at Kurt just before Wes and David grabbed Kurt out of the audience. They dragged him up onto the stage and sat him down on the chair in front of Blaine.
Come here boy,
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back,
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me,
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're teething with,
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
At that moment James and Richard came up behind Blaine and ripped his shirt off.
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Kurt stared at Blaine's shirtless form in utter lust. How much he wanted to leave bites all over his tanned skin.
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Kurt moaned as Blaine got down on the floor and flung his head around in slow circle motions.
I'm bringing sexy back
Them other fuckers don't know how to act
Come let me make up for the things you lack
'Cause you're burning up I gotta get it fast
Take 'em to the bridge
Dirty babe
You see the shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way
Take 'em to the chorus
Come here boy,
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back,
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me,
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're teething with,
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Then what Blaine did next nearly made Kurt scream in front of his peers. Jeff came up behind Blaine with a big Dalton bucket and tipped water all over Blaine. The curly haired boy, let Jeff run his hands down his chest and legs. Kurt was breathing deeply now. Blaine looked Kurt right in this eye as he seductively flipped his body around. Finn and Puck were watching Kurt in utter amazement from the audience. Santana took her Iphone out and began video taping everything.
I'm bringing sexy back
You mother fuckers watch how I attack
If that's your girl you better watch your back
Cause she'll burn it up for me and that's a fact
Take 'em to the chorus
Come here boy,
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back,
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me,
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're teething with,
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
As the song ended the Warblers all formed a circle around Blaine. Kurt jumped out of his seat and cheered like made. Accidently revealing his now straining bulge to his peers. Mr Shue had to sing terribly to get everyone to be quiet.
"Well thank you Blaine and the Warblers for that extremely entertaining performace" Mr Shue said as he winked at Blaine. He closed the curtain and everyone walked out of the auditorium. The Warblers all patted Blaine on the back before leaving him all alone with Kurt.